pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“And to think we started as a company that makes printers." 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Notice how they only come to see us when we’re decrepit, dried up, and way past our prime?” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Buckley 2000, go to City Hall and protest this tax on the rich for me.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“The beautiful foliage, the nip in the air, apple pie, pumpkin pie, comfy clothes—the only thing that can ruin it all is the Jets.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“I’ve found mild psychedelics to be very effective. I’ll have Timmy the Magical Talking Toaster write you a script.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Bottom of the eighth, down two runs, anything could happen but probably won’t.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Oh, it’s perfectly safe—we put a kill switch behind the upper incisors.” 020
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“It does feel like everyone’s training for the marathon.” 010
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Maybe we should slow down until they get some guardrails installed.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“It’s true. If you hold on to clothes long enough, they eventually come back in style.” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“It started with subway tile in the kitchen and then we got carried away.” 020
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“This will never work. We live on different continents.” 010
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Don’t forget your sunglasses, jacket, umbrella, fan, and galoshes—it’s going to be sunny, chilly, rainy, hot, and flooding later.” 010
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“We have enough groceries that could imminently make us ill. Let’s grab some ultra-processed foods that’ll kill us more slowly.” 020
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Now that they changed the name of our lake, I probably won’t get my mail-in ballot.” 010
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Me? I’m a refugee from the meaningless, soul-killing, rapacious, stressed-out world of finance, but just for the last two weeks of August. 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Let Mama sleep. She was up late last night staring at her phone.” 010
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“What’s that, Lassie? They’re repainting the barn? And you wish they wouldn’t, because you kind of like the old color? Not everything you say is an emergency—sometimes you just want to talk about regular stuff?” 000
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Successful trip to Ann Arbor Next up — the regular season 140
pittvb.bsky.social @pittvb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026New levels of stupid just dropped. The Trump administration just wired a German energy company $1.22 billion to NOT build wind farms. 110
