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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Things in my life are happening that are out of my control yet I feel more in control of my life than I’ve ever been…. Weird how that works.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

All my personalities are on the spicy side.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

POV: Earth has went to shit, you’ve just arrived on Mars.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don’t know who birthed this big ass bullshit baby but I am not the father!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I worked 23 hours this weekend. I’m stressed. I bought a pie ok. There I said it. I bought a fuckin pie. Mind your business Dave. Your wife Betty is an asshole by the way. #nofilter #spicynice

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I miss music videos from the heart of the MTV days. They were that song’s movie. And it was amazing.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m hearing rumors they might be trying to re-launch My Space. Last time I was on there a tumbleweed in an old whore rolled by and I got the fuck out.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The AM music is so 70’s I can feel my bush growing. This is a groovy Marijuana in the morningggggg! 💃🪩🕺

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If the music you listen to doesn’t make your face screw up like you smell somethin bad…you’re listening to the wrong music.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I had a dream I was banging Gordon Ramsey but he was yelling at me the entire time like I was on Hell’s Kitchen. “Oh it’s so dry. Just look at the state of it! It’s like meat sand! Madam what are these portions!? One is at least a half cup size bigger for fucks sake! NOW GET OUT!!”

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m to the point I fear actual consciousness without a herbal buffer.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Schlager my balls nerf dick. Doesn’t appear once in the Bible. Weird.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s with heavy heart I announce the passing in advance of my paycheck. Go rest high on that mountain… Of bills. 7/31/2026-7/31/2026

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

On this episode of random things seen on YouTube chat… “J: I’m a testicular cyclops. Just have the one ball. But it’s a big one so…silver linings.” What a great time to be alive.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What the fuck is THAT… I look away for 2 seconds now THAT is there 👉

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Someone tell America’s Got Talent “Golden Buzzer” sounds like something one would purchase to stimulate their Ma’am clam.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It’s 4th grade and Mom is in your classroom for career day…

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m 4 followers away from 1000?? Damn you all are weird! And I DIG that about you!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I feel I stirring in my soul. It’s moving me to go somewhere haunted and commune with the dead. Might try the bathroom.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I was thinking (smoking a bowl) and had a moment of clarity (Mary Jane kicked in) I’ve been letting some disgusting people (Donald Trump) live rent free (wanna start a fire) in my head (playground of the unstable) way too long. I’m done (fear of jail) Peace only (fucking namaste bitches) 🎤👇

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Hey… Psssssttttt… Keep this on the DL. I’ve got 4 heads of clean lettuce. Guaranteed premium quality, uncut baby. Straight from the coast. You lookin for salad, I gotchu’. You lookin for taco Tuesday on a fuck it up Thursday, I gotchu’. $9 a half head. And that’s friend prices my guy.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We would like to thank the loss of food safety services for our newest reason to call in sick. The dirty lettuce shits. Onion Bowels is also acceptable.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Imodium box: Take 2 pills after onset, 1 pill after each subsequent event. What it SHOULD say: Awww fuck you are grown and just blew out your back 40. Take these damn pills!! “event??” This is not prom! No tickets were purchased and it sure as hell wasn’t planned!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You haven’t lived until you’ve worked 10 hours yarfing into a garbage bag at your desk because no one else is available to cover your shift. Fuck sakes 🤢

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Do chickens enjoy music and if so what genre? Are some “metal” and some “country?” Does breed determine musical preference? Will Mike finally marry Gloria? Will Bud find out Stacy is having a baby? All this and more on the next SOAP!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Loomis got a new shirt today. It’s the “Summer Yacht” look. He’d like you to admire it.

A large black cat wearing a summer striped shirt. He is deaf and has neuropathy after a battle with meningitis so he’s more comfortable with a shirt on. He’s 20 pounds so basically a house panther. He’s the sweetest boy!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I am right now, in this moment, occupying the liminal space in your brain.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You know what this is… It feels like we’re in peak Covid times again, only the virus is in the White House. It’s infected a large portion of the country, and we can’t get toilet paper because WalMart keeps substituting it with a ham or trash bags. We have another pandemic. Covid Orange.

house.xn--its-so0a

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

July 5th!!! To my fall spirits… Let’s get this shit lit!!!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

FUCK OFF 4th!! The blood of Autumn has arrived!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Guy on Live PD got arrested for trying to fuck the hallway carpet outside his hotel room. The carpet in the room was the same my guy why not just fuck the room carpet??? Choices.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You want the truth. You will never successfully put your ass over your head in any way over the age of 40. 🎤👇

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

So I’m on hold with Domino’s and I realize…I think I’m listening to the music from Porky’s,

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Porkys Intro

ALT: Porkys Intro

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Can we just get the fucking 4th of July, with all its explosions, blown off fingers, and millions of terrified animals, the hell over with already so we can start the damn spooky season! tHaNK YoU FoR yOuR AtTenTion tO ThIS MAtTeR.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

He is protesting the cleaning of his bed…by refusing contact with it.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I would still read 5 books a month for a personal pan pizza.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It’s 1993 and we just went to the Sears Portrait Studio….

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

On this episode of Random Things Seen on YouTube Chat… “Ive started a go fund me. Unfortunately, I had to take 4 days off work due to having testicular poison ivy. Any help is appreciated.” What a great time to be alive.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this but congratulations, there are now 4 more random Tupperware lids that have no match In your cupboard.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Randomly the commercials on shows I’m streaming will be in Spanish. Then I think I’ve smoked myself into a stroke.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The fact people are showing off how they make mashed potatoes out of potato chips, makes me feel we just aren’t going to make it as a society.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

From my spitter to my shitter… That’s it. That’s the thing.

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Whats that knocking… Oh it’s Loomis, he’s banging on the wall when he scratches… 👀 Well he’s substantial, he’s going to knock around a bit! Did you just go British? 👀… I….👀 💨💨

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

So it was never illegal to turn the dome light on in the car while it was being driven… Son of a bitch!

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Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨 @pittsburghmrs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

When the poor give to the rich the devil laughs. That’s the extent of my wisdom today, now on with the shit show.

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