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Edgar Anderson

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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 08/10/2026
One year, my parents both left to go vote. They told me they were going to the polls. At that point in life, I had only heard of the north and south poles. I was terrified they were leaving me alone while they went on a months-long expedition.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 03/10/2026
"The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is... unfair."
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 01/10/2026
Does anyone else find it off-putting that campaigns treat the election like an auction: whichever candidate raises more money wins? There might be truth to it, but I still find it off-putting.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 16/09/2026
I wish Centerpoint had let me know my gas meter was going to be replaced today. My first notification was loud noises coming through my wall.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 15/09/2026
Will vampires turn to dust in light from any fusion reaction, or is there something unique about sunlight?
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 13/08/2026
I have been blitzed recently with spam calls. Several per day for the past couple of weeks.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 26/07/2026
If snow days are "built into the schedule" but there's no early release on years with no snow days and any used snow days have to be made up, there are no snow days built into the schedule.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 29/06/2026
I made カリーライス today. It was delicious.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 24/06/2026
I've seen a couple of YouTube videos recently where the presenter looks human, but the script they're reading sounds like AI. Even granting the presenter IS human, I don't think that makes it not slop.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 05/06/2026
I don't check my mail often. Apparently, the post office "tried" to deliver a certified letter. The "attempt" did not include coming to my door or ringing my doorbell. I'm not going all the way to the post office to collect this letter.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 02/06/2026
I am laid low by a migraine today.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 29/05/2026
An elderly woman called me "cute" today. That's... not exactly what a man my age wants a woman to call him.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 25/05/2026
For the first time, I'm actually seeing multiple links in my MLO Wi-Fi.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 13/05/2026
A little bit of manure smells earthy and wholesome. Tons of the stuff just smells like shit.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 21/04/2026
For an amount of data I want to back up, I worked out that an LTO tape drive would cost the equivalent of 3 years of cloud storage. However, LTO tapes can store data for ~30 years.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 19/04/2026
I'm a billionaire in worthless Internet points!
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 08/04/2026
I've done some setup recently to enable me to connect to my home network from anywhere. Just in time for it to be too expensive to go anywhere.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 29/03/2026
The kitties like their new cat tree #CatPics #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsOnBlueSky #Feline #Felines #Furbabies #Pets #PetSky
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 25/03/2026
I really hope the Windows 95 user agents I see in my logs are false.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 22/03/2026
Particularly with AI generating so much content these days, I find myself increasingly concerned with epistemology. What Is Knowledge and How Do We Know Things?
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 03/03/2026
The auditor wanted to see evidence that our RSA encryption was asymmetric.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 02/03/2026
You'll note the plural form: lineS
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Babylon 5 Londo Molari and Reefa war on two fronts
YouTube video by wdrewjr
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 25/02/2026
I have not been having much luck with Seagate's RMA process. Of five disks received as RMA replacements, I've had to send three back as nonfunctional. It costs $20 and two weeks every time I have to send a drive back.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 23/02/2026
"The English remained paralyzed by their own rivalries until the following April, at which point Æthelred made an invaluable contribution to the war effort by dropping dead"
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 09/02/2026
My car has been in the shop for two weeks. It's hard living in a car-dependent suburb without it.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 01/02/2026
Do you ever wonder who you might have been if conditions had been different?
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 29/01/2026
Windows hiding file extensions by default is a really terrible practice.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 15/01/2026
I just remembered a rhyme from high school English (to the tune of "This Old Man"): He loves her She loves me I love him though I'm a "he" Orsino, Olivia, Viola the three Stars of Shakespeare's comedy
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 10/01/2026
One of my cats feels the need to challenge the vacuum cleaner whenever I use it. He'll come from anywhere in the house to bristle his tail at it and swat it if it comes too close.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 28/12/2025
This is quite a range: "Possible symptoms include rashes, eczema, and possible death." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenoxy...
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Phenoxyethanol - Wikipedia
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 16/12/2025
I got an automated email about an RMA I'd submitted. The attachment had a .xls extension, but it was a plain-text file. I wonder if the company knows they're doing that.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 30/11/2025
I spent some time on the road behind a cybertruck last night. Its tail light is a strip of red LEDs across the entire width. When it brakes, the central 1/3 or so of the light strip turns OFF.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 30/11/2025
There's a habit many people around Houston have of turning on their car's hazard blinkers when it rains. At night, when seeing is poor due to rain, flashing lights in my face is absolutely unhelpful.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 27/11/2025
Do you think Weyoun's criticisms helped make Jake Sisko a better writer?
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 17/11/2025
I read in a book today about Edward I siezing vast quantities of "corn" to feed his armies. I knew that couldn't be referring to maize because that's a New World crop unknown to 13th century Europeans. Apparently, corn used to be the word for any type of grain.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 15/11/2025
This is true today
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a group of men are standing in a field and one of them is saying " i 'm 37 i 'm not old "
ALT: a group of men are standing in a field and one of them is saying " i 'm 37 i 'm not old "
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 29/10/2025
There's no L in joyeaux. It would be kind of strange if there was.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 27/10/2025
Workmen repaired the water main outside my house today. I heard all the water drain out of my pipes when the pressure dropped. It's quite a sound.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 23/10/2025
Homemade lentil soup
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 21/10/2025
One thing I haven't seen discussed is the selection of Dolby AC-4 audio for ATSC 3.0. Opus has been available since 2012. Choosing a different lossy codec is simply an error.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 05/10/2025
I've never seen a ventriloquist dummy in any fiction that isn't intensely unpleasant.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 21/09/2025
Bow down and worship the golden image of Charlie Kirk or be thrown into the fiery furnace
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 15/09/2025
Who comes up with vendor due diligence questions? All the ones I've seen are gibberish.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 10/09/2025
I worked out one time that a 131,072-lane highway would be about 300 miles wide.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 09/09/2025
For years, my kitty has begged for whatever I'm making in the kitchen, only to refuse to eat it when I put some on the floor for him. What is it he finally eats? Lentil soup.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=pItM...
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We Will Sing One Song by Joe Hill
YouTube video by The Salt Lake Tribune
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 26/08/2025
I had all the insulation sucked out of my attic. It was 20+ years old, and I could hear rodents scratching around up there. I'm hopeful the new insulation that arrives tomorrow will do an even better job, but for tonight, my AC is really struggling.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 15/08/2025
I've made appointments with two different exterminators recently and they both never showed up.
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 02/08/2025
This was fun to make #origami
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Edgar Anderson @pithyphrase.net · 28/07/2025
I checked out so many origami books from the library when I was a kid. I didn't pay much attention to titles or authors, plus it was a quarter century ago, so it's difficult finding those books again now.
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