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Peter Hansen

@pitecohansen.bsky.social
2.6K followers 2.9K following 4.3K posts

Brazilian game dev based in Brighton, UK Previously Head of Tech at FuturLab (PowerWash Simulator 1 & 2), currently working on some cool stuff :) Escolhido do Botafogo também!

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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
discutindo com isentão é assim
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Festa da Democracia
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meu voto caiu no Macaco Tião
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
O dia em Londres antes e depois de apertar o 13
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I gave my kids some crayons and next time I went to their bedroom they had scribbled all over the walls and even the ceiling It'll take forever to clear this mess 😩
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Way to start a page about increasing costs for users 😅
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disney execs must have read this and thought it was an instructions manual
Cory Doctorow's Enshittification book
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pqp eu odeio o Premiere cadê o maldito jogo?
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
faltou sorte ao nosso craque lutou muito os 90 minutos e deu chutes poderosos
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Montoro é isso aqui só que YOUNG NOÉ
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
keep vibe coding, Windows 11. it's working great.
screenshot of a broken calendar widget on Win 11, showing the month, year and initials of the days of the week but no actual days. it's also not possible to navigate months as the buttons don't respond
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Claro que a organização é responsável e deveria dar todo o suporte (inclusive financeiro), mas eu não consigo deixar de pensar nisso aqui
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@anatelhado.bsky.social você vai curtir essa parte aqui "... to having multiple showers a week, *sometimes* a day"
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Só sei que esse foi o melhor lance da partida
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Performance? That ship has sailed
A cargo ship named Performance seen in Copacabana
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
O nosso poderoso homem-gol de R$ 95 milhões e salário de R$ 1,5mi/mês só conseguiu fazer mais de 10 gols por temporada no poderoso Campeonato Suíço, que deve ser competitivo como pelada de churrasco
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sometimes that adult section of our brains force us to say NO to some things we *really* wanted to say YES to and even when we *know* it was the right decision, it can still hurt, and that sucks.
Captain: "What a week, huh?"
Tintin: "Captain, it's Monday"
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Apesar dos pesares, o Rio de Janeiro continua lindo
Panoramic photo of the Copacabana beach, taken from the Leme Fort in a sunny Winter day
Christ the Redeemer can be seen far in the distanceCopacabana beach seen from the Leme Fort, with the lush green of the native vegetation acting as a sort of frame
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let's just give even more fiscal incentives for Big Tech to build lots of city-wide data centers, that might help
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nossa, bom demais Por falar em saúde, to na área cuidando da minha à base de Biscoito Globo, Mate com Limão, sal, água, e areia
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"For people who have taken a vibe-coded app beyond the prototype stage, how do you keep the codebase understandable and prevent each new feature from making it more fragile?"
Meme of a cartoon JJ Jameson happily saying "That's the neat part, you don't"
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
currently having a lot of good old F.U.N.©® trying to access my Steam account as for some reason the password I have in my password manager is incorrect for some reason I can't reset my password so I now must wait for their support to get back to me...
stupid "click each letter the exact number of times" captcha. there's a special place in hell for whoever invented this shit."Self-recovery is not available for this account because additional security verification is required. Please contact Steam Support for assistance."

Proving I have access to the email and phone associated with my account isn't enough, let's see how long their support takes to get back to me..."There was an error communicating with the Steam servers. Please try again later."

Every developer has 30% of their sales redirected to this.
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mas antes disso coloquei um pouco de comida pro meu pet 🦊
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
looks like the quick mobile prototype I built a while back and the efforts to prove internally that a mobile PowerWash Simulator version was viable have paid off! Best Mobile Game at Develop 2026 - "creative, commercial, and critical success" not bad at all, congrats to the whole team! 💦🚿📱🏆
screenshot from the Develop Brighton 2026 Awards listing PowerWash Simulator as the winner of Best Mobile Game
https://www.developconference.com/awards
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In Brazil we say someone is "pé frio" (cold foot) if they bring bad luck Mick Jagger is known there as the biggest "pé frio" ever *Every time* he showed support for a club or athlete things have gone bad for them, even if they were favorites This is the scientific explanation to England's defeat
Mick Jagger seen in the England 1 x 2 Argentina match, spreading his infinite bad luck curse to the English team in the World Cup semifinals
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Quite a lot to unpack on the very first paragraph there
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
O filho do Neymar com o Hulk vai ganhar a próxima copa, é isso?
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A Copa de 2010 tá aí pra provar isso
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gee I wonder why
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Starting the long journey back home from London after a fantastic show from a living legend! Viva Gilberto Gil! 🎸❤️🇧🇷
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Só jogaço ontem! Vamos sentir falta da copa
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
... e uma tatuagem
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No meu bolão eu já previa
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
O time da Noruega tem exatamente UM cara que você tem que marcar de perto o tempo *inteiro* Aí você vê um lance desse, com O CARA dominando, ajeitando e chutando calmamente sem pressão alguma Time pau mole do inferno
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Assim como no pênalti deve ter a mão desse gênio da área técnica
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
o GE preparou especialmente pra vc
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
it's incredible that an article could be named "why people regret letting AI fry and eat their babies" and we'd still see a paragraph like this:
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Today is Father's Day in the UK and I've "celebrated" it cycling 92km from London to Brighton with some friends, just to get the very best reception in the world at the finish line ❤️ Happy Father's Day to all dads out there!
A photo of me by the BHF London to Brighton Bike Ride finish line, welcomed by my sons with 2 signs "well done" and "love you daddy" (2nd sign in Portuguese)
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Amazing
Screenshot of the article about millions of copyrighted songs scrapped by AI generators, with a massive pop-up offering "help" with options like "show me AI music tools" and "compare AI music generators"
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cheers!
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ok hear me out
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ministro do TCU Correa
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Peter Hansen @pitecohansen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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