Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 7hThat wasn't even fair. by Liz Truss's Lettuce 0124 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 8hWith the midterms looming, was firing Katie Zacharia Trump's latest 4-D chess move? 070 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 9hKate Days A Week Katie Zacharia didn't even last a hard day's fortnight as press secretary. But when I saw her standing there at the White House podium I knew she was gonna have a ticket to ride from the Trump administration. All I've gotta say, Katie, is thank you, girl! by Maureen Dowd 091 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 9hKate Zacharia wants you to forget about Katie Zacharia. 040 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 9hThe big winner of Katie Zacharia's firing? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. 0131 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 12hIs Michelle Obama secretly a man? We spoke to the sitting press secretary for clarity. 060 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Katie Zacharia is the George Santos of Anthony Scaramuccis. 0233 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We are losing the values of Western Civilization. That's why we need to join other leading Western nations like North Korea and Afghanistan in bringing back public executions. 1193 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Is James Talarico a gay furry who, fresh out of a mental clinic, wants to mutilate children's genitals? We spoke to a trio of divorced dads smoking cigars and peeing on a sidewalk outside Joe Rogan's Mothership in Austin. 020 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I was a lifelong liberal democrat. But then Trump promised $5,000 to every citizen, $500 Obamacare refunds, $90 medicare reimbursements, a string of politically-motived pardons, ending the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East in 24 hours, $5,000 DOGE dividends, and $2,000 tariff checks. 060 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis and the crisis of masculinity. 020 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Meet the legal scholars who are voting Republican this midterm cycle. They say a Democratic victory in November will assuredly guarantee more erratic behavior from President Trump. 130 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Whether it is Barack Obama supporting gay marriage, or Donald Trump talking about another man's ass and obsessively praising the size of Arnold Palmer's genitalia, both sides are making an appeal to the LGBTQ community. 0231 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 12/10/2026A mental health clinic in Mason, Ohio might seem like a strange place to find James Talarico (especially considering he's never been to Ohio), but in this pro-MAGA Bangladeshi X-server, it still seems plausible. 092 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Elon has spent $366 million to keep the GOP in control of power in Washington, far exceeding what he would pay in taxes. But in this Ohio diner, George Soros remains a bigger concern. 1152 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The live-streamed public executions will continue until Trump is awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. 0293 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026OPINION | NATO provoked Napoleon into invading Egypt in 1798. 0132 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Catholic Church used to burn people at the stake. So why can't the woke snowflakes handle an occasional public execution by firing squad? 090 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Live-streaming an execution by firing squad, which I do not support, is exactly what the shitlibs wanted to do to President Donald J. Trump, whom I do no support, when they indicted him on 88 criminal counts. by Glenny & the Jets 140 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Imagine sinking so low that you start publicly glazing Michael Tracey 050 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Polling continually shows Americans are irate over the rise of data centers and AI. But at this shadowy lecture on the Antichrist, those concerns seem overblown. 030 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The pro-life case for salivating over a public execution by firing squad. 1271 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Scientists say it's impossible for democrats to send category 3 hurricanes barreling down upon the gulf coast ahead of the midterms. But in this south Texas diner, that prospect feels all too real. 0150 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Whether it is Phil Donahue wanting to livestream an execution to showcase how barbaric & inhuman a practice it is, or Pete Hegseth livestreaming an execution to own the libs & feed more meat to his bloodthirsty ravenous MAGA followers, both sides are in favor of livestreaming executions. 030 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The same moral and spiritual grounding that led to his articles in The eXile? 000 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am gravely concerned about an edgy leftist twitch live-streamer. Here's why I'm not too concerned about Pete Hegseth live-streaming an execution by firing squad. 1222 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Joe Rogan just re-upped his $250M deal with Spotify, making him the highest paid media figure in the world, while his #1 podcast regularly features Republican politicians, right-wing billionaires, & the Trump-supporting tech elite. Here's why he doesn't count as "mainstream media." 2162 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Hitler apologia of my good friend Tucker Carlson, which I do not support, doesn't change the face that he is the most progressive voice in America. by Glenny Bruce 150 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every Cornell fraternity member as a tribal Dothraki character from Game of Thrones. by Chris Cillizza 061 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An eager nation awaits the announcement of the second annual FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 1100 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Navatek has learned their lesson. by Susan Collins 080 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whether it is the Obama children attending top-tier universities, or the Trump children taking over Albanian islands and enriching themselves with crypto schemes & no-bid DOJ contracts & billions in Saudi investments, both families are exploiting the presidency for personal gain. 070 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whether it is conservatives claiming Obama was "palling around with terrorists," or liberals quietly expressing dismay as Trump encourages Iran to annihilate either San Diego or Los Angeles, both sides are using extreme rhetoric. 060 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The progressive case for "taking out" either Los Angeles or San Diego. 0164 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh spare me the elite outrage over Eric Schmitt’s recent gaffe, which I do not support, when most shitlibs couldn’t even tell the difference between the Blackhawks and the Hawkeyes. by Glenn Greenwald 040 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In order to demonstrate bipartisanship ahead of the midterms, Democrats should meet Trump halfway and propose renaming the Kennedy Center the "Hastert Center" in honor of the passing of former house speaker Dennis Hastert. 062 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whether it is democrats running campaigns calling for unity, or republicans running campaigns calling dems an unrepentant pack of satanic pedophiles who want to mutilate children’s genitals, both sides are unleashing fiercely partisan messaging ahead of the midterms. 1120 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am a trucker who can't afford diesel, my son has been shipped off to the Middle East, my daughter died of measles, and I am still recovering from a bout of explosive diarrhea. Here's why I'm voting republican again in the midterms. 0122 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Hawkeyes have a right to defend themselves. 020 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I support Pete Hegseth's crusade to get the fatties and weirdos out of the military. That's why I agree with his decision to appoint Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich to newly created military leadership roles. 0123 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A Hawkeyes game in deep blue College Park might seem like a strange place to find Trump supporters. But over the sounds of Jack Smith celebrating as Caitlin Clark scores 38 points, you can hear a faint whisper that Bidenflation is the reason hot dogs cost nearly $5. 0141 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026OPINION | So now liberals are experts on midwest team names? 2101 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jumpin' Jack Smith Republicans couldn't get no satisfaction in today's grilling of Jack Smith. Even with time on their side, they tried to perjure-trap him. But this street fightin' man wasn't ready to fold under their thumb. You can't always get what you want, senators! by Maureen Dowd 927916 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now that the war in Ukraine has ended, the Israel-Palestine conflict is over, inflation has gone away, gas prices are declining, the swamp has been drained, healthcare reform is working, and only the worst of the worst have been deported, we can finally celebrate a new Golden Age. 071 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Should the president be allowed to issue taxpayer-funded political ads? Some liberal scholars are skeptical. 0160 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why did Karl Rove say the Republican Party has been taken over by "Nazis"? Because he is too woke. 1112 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In a stunning 6-3 ruling along partisan lines, the Supreme Court says Trump may ban the press from the White House without violating the first amendment. 090 0
Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sources say desperate Republicans are turning to Christine O'Donnell's witchcraft to save them in the midterms. 060 0
