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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿

@pissyelliot.bsky.social
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Gamer • Foodie • Cinephile [ He/Him ] PSN: PapaMidnighter 🟠🟢🔵 : boxd.it/dyQlV

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Zave @zavierdtx.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Bro, just bounce on it. It's not gay.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s my birthday today - I’m finally 30 🥳.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This incoming D23 casting news is going to be interesting.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think I’ll start using this app more than Twitter but I’ll definitely go back there when that big beautiful day comes.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Tory Lanez :
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
For some reason a lot of older men gravitate towards me …
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Let’s go get food.
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CRAI 🌙 @craishon.blacksky.app · 14/04/2025
This was a moment ✨🔥
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Y'all said fish, right?
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What is it about right wing men that they’re so easily susceptible to suck a dick? Like if you can be easily convinced to fuck a man , well I got news for you…
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 07/04/2025
South of Midnight's decent combat and platforming are elevated to great heights by stellar visual and musical presentation, resulting in a game we can't stop smiling about. Our review: www.gameinformer.com/review/south...
A screenshot from South of Midnight. Hazel Flood stands with her back to the camera, facing a massive tree in the distance. The sun is setting.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Watched all three seasons of Abbott Elementary and I see the vision now , that show is hilarious.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bring your own food because ain’t this ass enough!?
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The straights have it so easy cause you never bring Mexican food to a gay orgy - there’d be volcanic booty eruptions up in there.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whew Nintendo you’re digging in me.
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PAID MOLE @believix.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
playstation: are you fucking my man? nintendo: i absolutely am every night
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Donkey Kong Odyssey?!
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The stream froze , oh Nintendo fire that intern.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/04/2025
Me: The dog cannot eat this The dog: If i catch you slipping imma eat that!!!!
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I just fell to my knees. Hyrule Warriors looks so good.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Every thing about the Switch 2 right now
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Since this Switch era is ending, post your top 4 Switch Games.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The new Mario Kart looks great , definitely a first day cop.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I should’ve been a doctor - let me sign up for medical school.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Thank God now I can go back to collecting the magazines.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Post a warning
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 25/03/2025
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
All of a sudden , the will to work just hit me this morning.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m seated
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
New fear unlocked - can’t wait to be traumatized 😇.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
They can probably afford the loss but it’s crazy how they have the best shows on a streaming platform and refuse to advertise them - we wouldn’t know about Severance if not for word of mouth.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
For my comic book fans , what’s the best app to read comics digitally?
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m def getting me a PS5 Pro for this game , June can’t come fast enough.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Finally watched Taxi Driver last night , and I can see why incels like that film.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That movie was terrible and the academy needs to be investigated.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If you see this, post your favorite video game character
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Let me turn on Emilia Perez to see why Nina Simone won that Oscar last night.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Not surprised. I noticed they stopped showcasing the black led films in their app in favor of white led ones.
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Too late , that 🦝 chip has been activated in some of them.
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Becca 🎧 @beccarbroyalty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Happy Black History Month! 🔥
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Where you live? I’m coming over
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
At this point I’ll just try again with Act III
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Dick Print Bandit 🥷🏿 @pissyelliot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Oh KC got washed bad tonight , love to see it.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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