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Pissi Myles

@pissimyles.bsky.social
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Drag Queen of NYC Comedian/Actor/Singer/Writer

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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Going to bed with five Mighty Patches on. Can we just get a face mask for the queens?
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I just forgot that I had a small cut on my thumb and made my piano look like a very confusing episode of Dateline.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If there is a hell, mine will be nothing but watching reels with that horrible laugh track.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I remember sitting on the toilet piecing this meme together, texting my husband “do you think this is funny?” Luckily he said yes, or this might never have happened lol
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I have texted my husband pictures of the food and still, somehow, gotten it wrong lol
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How is NJ taking all this heat when Nebraska literally exists?
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Breaking: GenX-er takes to Facebook to warn of new social media platform exploiting its users’ private information.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Holding space 💚🩷💚🩷
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I had a really fucking great coaching today with my acting coach that lifted a weight from my shoulders I have been carrying for years. Wish my personal trainer could do the same. Also, after a really great session I was finally able to sit down and write today for the first time in months.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It’s so good!!!!!
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
AI captions are inventing a new language. Just watched them captioning a british speaker and turning the word “forlornly” into “forlawnly”, which I can only imagine is the feeling of staring sadly at a lawn you’ll never be able to afford.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Tonight I put one little dollop of whipped cream on each spoonful of ice cream I ate directly from the gallon container, if you’re wondering how my mental health is doing.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I have watched The Good Place several times, and each time I laugh as hard and am moved as much as I did and was the first time. Easily one of the best TV shows ever made.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I thought that choosing not to watch Handmaid’s Tale was a productive exercise in avoiding existential crisis. It turns out that watching The Good Place was no better because now I’m convinced that we’re in hell. Where is my Janet?!?!
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My version of activism is spending the next four years trolling RFK by posting this gif of TS Madison every time he does something stupid.
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a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
ALT: a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Have you tried slipping into dread and screaming into the void?
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Today I was the victim of a hate crime. My doctor suggested I get bifocals.
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Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Today I felt like I hadn’t accomplished anything, so I created a new profile here on BlueSky! I’m really looking forward to enjoying this for two days and then remembering I hate social media.
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