Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Going to bed with five Mighty Patches on. Can we just get a face mask for the queens? 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I just forgot that I had a small cut on my thumb and made my piano look like a very confusing episode of Dateline. 010
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If there is a hell, mine will be nothing but watching reels with that horrible laugh track. 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I remember sitting on the toilet piecing this meme together, texting my husband “do you think this is funny?” Luckily he said yes, or this might never have happened lol 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I have texted my husband pictures of the food and still, somehow, gotten it wrong lol 010
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 07/12/2024How is NJ taking all this heat when Nebraska literally exists? 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Breaking: GenX-er takes to Facebook to warn of new social media platform exploiting its users’ private information. 010
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I had a really fucking great coaching today with my acting coach that lifted a weight from my shoulders I have been carrying for years. Wish my personal trainer could do the same. Also, after a really great session I was finally able to sit down and write today for the first time in months. 030
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 25/11/2024AI captions are inventing a new language. Just watched them captioning a british speaker and turning the word “forlornly” into “forlawnly”, which I can only imagine is the feeling of staring sadly at a lawn you’ll never be able to afford. 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Tonight I put one little dollop of whipped cream on each spoonful of ice cream I ate directly from the gallon container, if you’re wondering how my mental health is doing. 050
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I have watched The Good Place several times, and each time I laugh as hard and am moved as much as I did and was the first time. Easily one of the best TV shows ever made. 130
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I thought that choosing not to watch Handmaid’s Tale was a productive exercise in avoiding existential crisis. It turns out that watching The Good Place was no better because now I’m convinced that we’re in hell. Where is my Janet?!?! 000
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My version of activism is spending the next four years trolling RFK by posting this gif of TS Madison every time he does something stupid.media.tenor.coma woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore wormsALT: a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms 062
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Have you tried slipping into dread and screaming into the void? 120
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Today I was the victim of a hate crime. My doctor suggested I get bifocals. 010
Pissi Myles @pissimyles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Today I felt like I hadn’t accomplished anything, so I created a new profile here on BlueSky! I’m really looking forward to enjoying this for two days and then remembering I hate social media. 061