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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm,, maybe the T-posing trend was just humans trying to pretend they had wings so they could be closer to angels., i like their imagination.
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine if conker wasnt having a bad fur day,,, the whole game owuldve been different..
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I bring my date to the Bluesturaunt and she immediately gets the ick and finds the first opportunity to leave in full view of all 5 of my wingmen:
Five generic looking white dudes standing in a row against a solid blue backdrop with the above caption reading "You Blue It"
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
grrr,.,. happens everytime on Plague Inc.
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I tried being really cool and leaning on the wall as I was talking to someone but as it turns out my shoulder is the perfect height to flip the lightswitch off to plunge us into eternal darkness
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was walking down the street and I looked into an open door for a pub and I swear I saw 8 generic NPC characters
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love tgat steam's definition of "early 2026" is one day after the Summer solstice
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trying to goohle something but ibdont remember the name of it and so i misspell it and instead of getting what i was looking for i get a company who intentionslly spelt it wromg for good SEO grrrr
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Angel meetup but we're all lowkey mothcoded so we kijd of end up just staringg im awe at our bright and shiny halos the whole time
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
what if, instead of moseying on down to the saloon, I was sleepy and cozeying on down to my bed?
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's not about the notes you play, it's also not about the notes you don't play, it's about the notes you accidentally play while going as wild as possible!!!
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Remember when old cameras would give everyone very scsry red eyes but now they dont,, cameras dont see the evil in people anymore they only see the good and that's beautiful we can learn alot ftom the sony α6000
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chemistry guy pours out a clear liquid Me: That's water :D Chemistry guy: This is Megadeathanol I have to be very careful when using it Me: :'(
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
All it takes is ONE extra warm classroom and all I'm thinking about is implementing a communal bucket full of ice and water
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Pinocchio angel where everytime she lies the halo grows bigger After a few lies it'd be hard to maneuver through doorways
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The stairs at my college building are my greatest challenge and it's all my fault cause I refuse to stop moving to rest whatsoever Sitting at my desk now and all I want is a big container of iced water
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Im gonna use my future changing powers to make the Steam Frame release as soon as it can
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Okay im ready now
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Bullies to lovers trope but it happens in like 4 seconds *"heh, look at this dork, I'm gonna take his lunch money."* *Slams him against the wall* "You're hot." ... *"????????? wwWHY DID I SAY THAT??"*
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NEAT LITTLE CHARACTER DESIGN PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT: A bunnygirl with loppy ears but she's also an angel and her halo props up her loppers
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
ooough i just ate a whole piiza ooughg im bulbous now
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And thus concludes my thesis and essay
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
crazy how zoology youtubers be like "this is the Loserfuck (Victus Stultus) it has no sense of smell and sees with its ears that are located within its internal organs. It tastes of pineapple on sewage and even bunnies are natural predators towards it. This being has survived for 8 billion years"
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Business Casual @bizcasual.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Numa numa but Umamusue so it's like Uma Uma ey Uma Uma ey Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma ey or howvevr yhe song goes
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just beat the luckle classic mode with zero upgrades don't mess with the luck of an angel!!
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was one of the playtesters :D It's a very good game please play it!!
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ahh, time to go to bed. Throw my phone on the bed, turrn off the light and get on my be-dang it i did it again i forgot to make a mental note of where my phone landed where is it noope not there not there not there *vigorously slapping my bed* oh there it is And repeat the process tomorrow
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
they say sugar is bad for your teeth but dont forget that hammers are also bad for your teeth
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Today I made a discovery
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A laywer with funny hair saying "Christmas" means it was Christmas!
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A lawyer with funny hair saying "Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas.
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Composing a silly little message for your silly little eyes to read :) hi!
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Group of 4 former drug addict superheroes call them the Fentanyl Four
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
In solidarity with all the Americans on Thanksgiving, I too, have ate too much today.
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Kill Bill? Well that's a bit rude what's Bill gonna think
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Tryinf to take a photo of someone but the canera reads a QR code 5 meters away and it just so happens to be a rick roll QR
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"Its not over until the fat lady sings" well when the Oompa Loompas start singing its usually quite over
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
this guy achieved his main goal astonishingly quickly
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Self-driving Uber but it's only trained on the world's best motorsport drivers if I'm gonna die in a 2 ton bullet I atleast want it to be on the apex of turn 2
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i'd be so PISSED if I was that water-based animal YOU COULDN'T GO AAAANYWHERE ELSE HUH?
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
this is genuinely what i do like msot of the time im just i think of a rabbiting
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"Im over the moon" is rabbit talk for "The moom was getting boring so im going to Earth now." And so they get on their bunnu spaceship and crashland into the earth and thats how craters are made
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view
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Pisprit @pisprit.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened
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