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i took it as one. not funnier than you, though.

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ye need only wander into the garden and shout, y’know… i’ll pop out from behind a weed before you know it

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lot of drop-ins. quite partial to it that way, anyway. imagine having to find anyone in here?

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green thumb’s out of the question, then, aye? see ‘em once or twice a month… they’re very busy… or i am… not sure just yet.

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got quite a good thing on, here, actually. nice little setup in the back left. it’s all comin’ together. … me brother n his wife are livin’ in the small house up the road. does that count?

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much the same… getting things in order around the house. digging the garden. keeping to meself, mainly

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got a knack for it. (he winks.) how are ye?

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☀️ hazza. @piscesfish.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

brightening up my rather dreary day is what you’re doing

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// i saw this music video when i was 15 and said that’s my sense of style forever put me in a blazer n shorts forever

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☀️ hazza. @piscesfish.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

‘Lo. S’me, in the flesh, yes!

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aw, me too, mate. you’ll have to have an extra slice of cake fer me.

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well good! cause ye are. anything goin’ on fer yer special day?

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(he picks up the phone, smiling into the receiver.) hullo? did ye like it?

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here’s hoping yer birthday’s full of fun, excitement, and a nice long break for tea and biscuits. miss ye, el. happy birthday, el x

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☀️ hazza. @piscesfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

(the muffled sound of a ukulele comes over the receiver.) happy birthday t’you, happy birthday t’you, happy birthday dear ellieeeeeeee… happy birthday t’you!

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/ do anyone here wanna write andy samberg n seth meyers w me

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☀️ hazza. @piscesfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

/ better at writing george when I’m pissed off 😂

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/ NOT THE BEAN ERIC NO 😂😂

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/ HAHAHA glad it wasn’t the bean but yeah i mean this is a pic i took on a walk

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/ HAHA yes i just live like right where you’d be able to get that exact picture, like I’ve taken it before so i was like woah

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/ the chicago skyline jumpscared me LMAOOO

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(he laughs again.) naw, it’s been wonderful. really.

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oh, terrible. (he jokes, wrinkling his nose and shaking his head.) dunno how the other pythons deal with yer snorin’.

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ye really think so? been on a bus with ye fer two months, now.

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(he laughs, nodding along.) course. me plan is to trap everyone there… maroon ye.

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that’s the whole point of it :)

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seems so! grateful for yer perspective, though.

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far cry from legendary, i’d say hehehe

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