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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase

@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social
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✨ writer ✨ cryptid ✨ 🔞 ✨ stolitz ✨ AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueak… Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/pipsqueakparker important threads: #squeaks

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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 4h
honestly i think a big factor in empathy burnout is this trend of ppl DEMANDING ur empathy by trauma dumping or expecting everyone to take their ‘triggers’ into account for everything — but im so pleased to tell u that u actually do have some power & control in ur life, babe
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Stolas’ Fuckass Rope 🪢 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 9h
He wants to be your tortured muse, by the way #stolas #rope
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こまってぃん @komatennen.bsky.social · 6h
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 4h
👁️👄👁️ 💦💦💦
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 12h
yAMa — me next
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 15h
breaking news: you are a cool peep! i was intimidated to talk to you, but look at us now :p
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 18h
OH MY GOD HES PLAYED THE DENTIST?! AND I HAVENT HEARD IT?!
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 19h
oh i’m sure he’d fucking LOVE to play dentist with blitz 🤣
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 20h
but what about my second favorite dentist, christian borle
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 20h
human stolas would be SO on top of those appointments, tho. he doesn’t miss an annual cleaning
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 20h
i have always had my cats wear collars bc their bells were proof of life & location. the number of times i’ve walked through the door and had to call for danny if i didn’t see him just to make sure he didn’t sneak out is too high. but when i can hear his lil bell i know he’s inside lol
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 22h
its tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime i actually need to update my halloween/spooky season playlist, if you've got any suggestions for songs that fit the season pls throw them at me
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 23h
stolas would be one of those people that actually LIKES going to the dentist
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AskR(麻倉) @askr-hb.bsky.social · 23h
Rope🪢
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🔞🎃Shadow the Blitz Milker @ HB SPOILERS 🎃🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every time I consider getting stressed out about future fandom stuff, be it potential discourse or concepts that MIGHT appear in the show that I don’t like, I mentally consult The Chart and then think about something else. I highly recommend this strategy. Don’t pre-game drama. It helps nothing.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👀👀👀 hali… how would you feel if…. someone wrote this…..
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✨💖🍭RUKAN 🍭💖✨comms are full✨✨ @rukanrukan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish people who don’t want storylines about sex would stop watching the show that has a lot of storylines about sex (Helluva Boss)
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my fingertips are itchy
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i can’t verbalize how i feel but i can write smut about it
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こまってぃん @komatennen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE MARKS IN HIS FEATHERS??? the detail chefs kiss fucking amazing
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m gonna vom (pos)
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
rope made me cry but i know any visual element we get is going to make me horny — really giving us the full stolas experience by using the bird himself to make us sad and horny
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Kr. @stolsmoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning. Everyone rise for the national anthem
Rope - Helluva Boss
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ur on fire holy shit if it’s flashbacks i’m gonna fucking explode
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Grail! @dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
69 Day 8/31 of my Stolitz sex position October
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🎆 @oliviared-0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🪩&🥃 #Helluvaboss #HelluvabossFanart
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
IT GOT BETTER
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah — i thought maybe they were waiting on someone, like it sounded intentional.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dude it was so annoying, i tried to just go back to sleep but every time i started to drift back off it was another series of honks. i opened the window & pulled out my inner loona to yell at him to shut the FUCK up — they did at least shortly drive off after that, but the damage was done 😔
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck the guy parked outside my building and laying on the horn for twenty minutes at 5 am, but at least i re-organized my closet after not being able to go back to sleep….
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said! the joy of art is that it makes you feel strongly! incredible that some lines on a screen with scripted words can make me sob like a baby, it’s cathartic and beautiful
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we can hold hands
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’ve been shot 47 times in the chest but at least it’s delivered w a side of stolas (co-star once again slapping me w smt disgustingly relevant to my last therapy appointment)
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and then i take a long walk off a short pier
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if rope IS stolas slutting around getting fucked by randoms, good for him he deserves a slut era. not bc blitz is bad for him, he just deserves the freedom to make mistakes. he HAS a safe place to fall. they fucking risked their lives for each other, they’re not throwing each other away that easily
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yes yeS YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS stolas asking for it harder, harder, HARDER and blitz can’t deliver, he CANT reach that same place anymore. physically or emotionally.
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ssylveon 💕comms are open✨ @ssylveon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
⭐️coping through self medicating and under negotiated kink ⭐️ emotionally unavailable due to guilt complex ⭐️sing an 80s pop ballad inspired number about complex relationship with sex ⭐️daddy issues 🤝
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
right? & what i wish they could realize is that writers are 60 steps ahead of us — we can guess & theorize, and could even be partially correct about, say, an end point, but we cannot 100% predict how they’ll get there. and that’s the FUN. 😂
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Its not healthy for him to-" Its not healthy for me to eat a bowl of mac and cheese while being lactose intolerant and yet-
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m so sorry to be serious and/or dumb brainy on your post 😭
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whether it’s consciously done or not, the expectation is the worst possible thing. even if there are signs or subtext or anything that may suggest otherwise. bc they’ve been burned by hope so much. but this is a cartoon & stolitz has basically been. confirmed endgame? we can enjoy the ride 😭😭
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if i were more academically inclined i bet there’s an interesting study to be done re: societal influence on fandom spaces — societally, folks have reached the point of expecting the worst bc well. yknow. but that doomerism has even left distrust for the media they intake
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bless you
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no no, fanfic isn’t meant to be accurate, it’s meant to fill the gaps and/or simply make us feel with our comfort characters. and i guarantee i’ll be rereading a ton of bitsy fic while biting my nails and breaking down between episodes
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
are u kidding, we’re gonna need those to make it through
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god i even texted my fucking gf abt the fucking song i’m so fucking dumb and annoying and they’re going to find out just how annoying in like a week. so countdown to yet another heart shattering break up i’m sure.
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Hali 👻🔞 HB SPOILERS @birdpuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
which is your favorite? 👀 there are now bundles for each season, making it easier to get everything in one place! mugs not included in bundles, but still available separately #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss 🔗: halicreates.acggoods.com
Graphic showing my Spring art from my Seasonal Stolitz merch collection. Stolitz are drawn in a chibi-like style from the bust up, looking at each other lustfully, and they’re wearing black bunny suits with “cleavage” showing. They both have on wrist cuffs, and Stolas also has on a bowtie and a pair of black bunny ears as a headband, while Blitz is wearing a bow on his horn and a choker with his skull pendant. Blitz is holding a carrot; Stolas is holding a painted egg. The overall color scheme is pink, black, and white, with some light green. Graphic showing my Summer art from my Seasonal Stolitz merch collection. Stolitz are drawn in a chibi-like style from the bust up, looking at each other with big open-mouthed smiles, and they’re both shirtless. Stolas is wearing sunglasses on his top eyes, and Blitz has a hibiscus flower on his horn. Blitz is holding a beach ball, while Stolas has a green popsicle. The overall color scheme is bright and tropical. Graphic showing my Fall art from my Seasonal Stolitz merch collection. Stolitz are drawn in a chibi-like style from the bust up, smiling with their eyes squeezed shut (except for one of Stolas’ top eyes peeking open), and there are leaves blowing by their heads. Stolas has on a green coat and is holding a hot cup of tea, while Blitz is wearing a brown leather jacket with a hot coffee cup. The steam from their drinks comes together to form a heart between them, and they’re also sharing a striped scarf. The overall color scheme is warm reds, oranges, yellows, browns, and greens. Graphic showing my Winter art from my Seasonal Stolitz merch collection. Stolitz are drawn in a chibi-like style from the bust up, each holding a heart-shaped mound of snow that they made each other’s faces on. They’re looking down at one another’s snow selves in adoration with big wet eyes; Blitz’s has a feather sticking out of it, and Stolas’ has two little sticks as Blitz’s horns. 

Stolas is wearing earmuffs and a puffer jacket with mittens, while Blitz has on a cozy sweater with mittens and a Santa-like hat pulled onto the end of his horn. The overall color scheme is pastel blue and purple.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK. BRAINS. I HATE THIS FUCKING THING.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ok but actually i fckng hate this, i wouldn’t be feeling this way normally. shit hasn’t hurt my feelbads like this in a while but i’m right back to feeling isolated & ofc no one wants to hear what i have to say so i should stfu
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