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Philipp Kloeckner ✅

@pip.net
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🇪🇺 Tech Analyst • Investor/Advisor • Digital Marketing & Organic Growth 🇩🇪 Co-Host Doppelgänger TechTalk Podcast

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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 28/09/2026
So Elon Musk doesn't want anyone to see this trailer about the "hit piece" documentary about him...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 30/08/2026
1. GOP calls for tech corps to improve public opinion on data centres. 2. A week later, xAI "discovers" a Chinese bot network amplifying anti-DC content. (... that OpenAI found back on June 26 already.)
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 28/08/2026
Was das Team leistet? Eine effektive Steuervermeidungsstrategie. Einfach keine Erträge für die Volkswirtschaft und Anleger erarbeiten und dann erklären, was die Politik falsch macht. Thelen ist der Elon Musk, den Deutschland verdient.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/08/2026
Given the current level of AI slop, LinkedIn would be better off switching off comments entirely.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/08/2026
I'm pretty sure we'll soon see B2B SaaS that's purely paid for with data. Google sits on tons of workspace data that it's not allowed to use (yet). I'm curious how they'll find a way to get users to consent to make it usable. Most likely through some "agentic use" dark pattern.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 05/08/2026
So zuhause fühlt man sich einfach nur bei der @db_bahn. #couchfeeling
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 20/07/2026
Hat schon jemand getwittert, dass die Niederlage des libertären ARG gegen das sozialistische Spanien symptomatisch für den Zustand der Länder ist? Nein? Achso, das ist nur bei Deutschland so? OK.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 03/07/2026
The hard truth is: Just using the returns on his principal capital, Elon Musk could give every baby born WORLDWIDE USD 1,000 and still remain a trillionaire. Instead, he chooses to cut the USAID support so that fewer kids survive in the developing world.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 02/07/2026
I know a guy securing the best execution for me on 30 stock exchanges. The guy:
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 01/07/2026
New sales tactic: Have your own people install an agentic loop (token furnace) at your clients to get to NRR above 200%
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 30/06/2026
My hunch is, in a few years, we’ll understand that this isn’t (only) about companies not creating junior jobs in AI-affected occupations but also about youngsters not actively choosing any of these “doomed” professions. Older vintages are less flexible and stick to their profession.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 29/06/2026
I foresee a time when the EU will establish SEZs (Special Economic Zones) without EU tax and regulatory regimes to secure access to leading models... Oh wait. These exist already. They are called Ireland and Luxembourg.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 26/06/2026
Bad news for doomers.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 26/06/2026
Marked the fraction of DC cost that data centers in Space _might_ reduce while significantly complicating the remaining 90% of line items. Convincing proposition. [Data: EpochAI]
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/06/2026
Google (Gemini) is poised to win the consumer market. (1) Unparalleled Distribution: 13 apps /w 1B+ users (2) Cheapest Inference: Only TPUs allow serving AI for free to 3B+ users (3) Data: No company on earth has more data (4) Team: Nobel-winning DeepMind lab allows serving AI without a subscription
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/06/2026
French Mistral among the models most influenced by russian propaganda. 4/4 models score among the bottom quartile. moodupuu.eki.ee/benchmark/pr...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/06/2026
Elon Musk has built a $2T company in 25 years. Dario Amodei has managed to do the same in 5 years. One guy is being idolised -- licked up and down for giving $250M to Trump, the other one is one product release away from a no-fly list. Will U.S. capitalism ever heal again?
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 17/06/2026
Not surprised Jens Spahn is appearing on attendee list of Peter Thiel's secretive "Dialog" society. www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 16/06/2026
SpaceX, a slow-growing, loss-making company with less than $20B in revenue, is now worth more than Microsoft or Amazon. #financialnihilism
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 16/06/2026
LinkedIn is the real MoltBook - prove me wrong. 90% soulless AI slop by people mistaking outsourcing their PR to Chatbots for great leadership. I have zero respect for this, and it makes me question how they solve other tasks of their work...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 16/06/2026
China watching the U.S. admin knee-capping its own AI industry.
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Haken dran - Das Social-Media-Update @hakendran.org · 15/06/2026
SpaceX geht an die Börse, die US-Regierung spricht Exportverbote für Antropic-Modelle aus und mehrere Journalisten und Politiker sollen KI-generierte ungekennzeichnet veröffentlicht haben. Gut, dass wir @pip.net haben, um das mal alles einzuordnen. Heute bei Haken dran:
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Finanznihilismus und Fußvolk (mit Pip Klöckner)
Man kann wieder Twitteraktien kaufen! Es gibt dafür allerdings ein paar Wenns und Abers - und man kauft leider auch das ganze Raketenbusiness von Elon Musk mit. Wir nehmen den Börsengang von SpaceX au...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 12/06/2026
SpaceX: Elon Musks größte Abzocke aller Zeiten? | Philipp Klöckner im Podcast von DER STANDARD youtu.be/ToLcdW7BknI?...
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SpaceX: Elon Musks größte Abzocke aller Zeiten? | Philipp Klöckner
Es ist der größte Börsengang aller Zeiten. Wenn der Handel mit den Aktien von SpaceX startet, wird Elon Musks Weltraum und Techkonzern über Nacht zu einem der wertvollsten Unternehmen der Welt. Musk…
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 22/05/2026
If Anthropic really hits 11bn in Q2 sales, they are likely on a 60bn ARR path right now. That's 2x OpenAI's last run rate figures. Disclaimer: Calculation for illustrative purposes. Pure speculation based on the latest WSJ story.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 22/05/2026
Kolumne für das manager magazin: SpaceX Börsengang: Was das IPO-Prospekt über die luftige Bewertung verrät www.manager-magazin.de/unternehmen/...
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Meinung: SpaceX Börsengang: Was der IPO-Prospekt über die luftige Bewertung verrät
Der SpaceX-Börsengang soll mit einer Bewertung von 1,75 Billionen US-Dollar zum größten der Geschichte werden. Eine Analyse der Unterlagen zeigt: Elon Musk ist vor allem ein Großmeister des Financial…
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 18/05/2026
When ChatGPT Image 2 came out, I was amazed by the little time it took to create complex, research-heavy slides or image requests. A month later, I am annoyed by the 90 to 120-second delay it creates in my workflow.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 12/05/2026
Ich sage das oft genauso. In letzter Konsequenz wäre dann aber Sportverein, Schule und vor allem das eigene Zuhause ebenfalls zu meiden. Wobei man diesen Institutionen zumindest einen potentiellen positiven Beitrag zugestehen könnte.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 07/05/2026
. 🎞️ 𝗕𝗲𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗜 𝗛𝘆𝗽𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲: 𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 & 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗼𝗽 - Thanks to the OMR crew for the lightning-fast turnover www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNav... Slides on my Substack (free)
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 01/05/2026
Any idea why Peter Thiel's Founders Fund is missing on the OpenAI Cap Table? That summer of 2025 round should be reflected. Dragoneer's stake is noted.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 01/05/2026
Former White House AI Czar @DavidSacks: "Mythos is not magic", "OpenAI's GPT-5.5-cyber can now do the same. The White House: "We cannot deploy Mythos to more than 50 companies, it's too damn dangerous."
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 01/05/2026
I expect an urgent diplomatic wire from the White House warning the world about 3rd parties stealing the IP from U.S. model providers...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 30/04/2026
Anthropic will be the first company with a 200% NRR in its Enterprise business. (or the top segment of it)
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 29/04/2026
Ready to short banks and consulting on Monday?
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 24/04/2026
REUTERS: “SpaceX estimates that its total addressable market […] could be as much as $28.5 trillion. […] The S-1 regulatory filing, […] shows that SpaceX expects more than 90% of that market – or $26.5 trillion – could stem from the AI sector.”
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 23/04/2026
KI ist seit den 60er Jahren schlauer als Frank Thelen. Jetzt schlägt sie ihn auch im Ping-Pong.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 23/04/2026
"Woke" Anthropic model used by the high-income elites, while Meta, Google, Grok are the tools of the (non) working class?
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 22/04/2026
Cursor will be worthless 3 years from now. But the “AI” segment of SpaceX looks so devastating that Elon urgently needs to add some growing 2025 revenue, which Cursor can deliver. Probably not the last acquisition he’ll make just to drive revenue growth ahead of the upcoming IPO.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 22/04/2026
ChatGPT Images 2 is just insane. Hundreds of hours of work in 50 seconds. For infographics, you don't even need to do the research, but the model combines research, thinking and image generation.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 21/04/2026
Und auf einmal findet Frank Thelen China nur noch so mittel-innovativ...
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 15/04/2026
Anthropic has entered exponential growth in revenue AND valuation and is overtaking OpenAI as we speak. (Bloomberg reported investor interest at 800bn today)
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 15/04/2026
The new robber barons? Two-thirds of global computing now lies in the hands of 5 oligarchs. [Much of the rest is in China]
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 15/04/2026
⚠️ POLL: More Americans doubt vaccine safety than trust it! Appreciate the poll is somewhat tendentious - but the results are shocking nevertheless . MAHA should be designated as domestic terrorism. It’ll kill more people than 9/11 and all wars combined.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 11/04/2026
Another “big win” - the U.S. has overtaken China, Vietnam, North Korea and Pakistan in terms of mortality due to malnutrition. GDP growth and S&P500 returns are one thing. Distribution of prosperity is an entirely different story.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 11/04/2026
Germany still the country of incredible chances. Nowhere is the chance to be born a billionaire higher. 😂
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 08/04/2026
What if Anthropic Might Have Found a Better Business Model than Selling Tokens? - Will every major software company have to pay for security previews soon? pipnet.substack.com/p/what-if-an...
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What if Anthropic Might Have Found a Better Business Model than Selling Tokens?
As the frontier lab creates ever more powerful models, soon every major company might be required to pay for model previews.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 07/04/2026
A detailed look at OpenAI’s Leaked Cap Table (credits: Forbes/Sheel Mohnot/Claude rebrush): → Sound Venture (Ashton Kutcher) is up 43x on his $30m investment → Khosla Ventures (first VC) is up 30x → Early Angels up 140x → Employees own 20% of the $850bn company → Non-Profit own 25% - $MSFT 27%
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 07/04/2026
To profit from the current SpaceX gold rush, investment banks, law firms, advisors and partners are essentially being required to subsidise xAI. Currently, xAI’s annual recurring revenue (ARR) is negligible compared to industry leaders like OpenAI and Anthropic. www.engadget.com/ai/banks-wor...
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Banks working on the SpaceX IPO reportedly have to subscribe to Grok
They've already agreed to spend tens of millions of dollars on the chatbot.
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 06/04/2026
80% of SpaceX's valuation has been created in the last 12 months. Its revenue didn’t quintuple, but it grew in the low double digits. This IPO will be one of the biggest wealth redistributions (from bottom to top).
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 04/03/2026
"Sloppy Sam" tries to course-correct the infamous deal that he picked from the litter... www.ft.com/content/653f...
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OpenAI makes changes to ‘opportunistic and sloppy’ Pentagon deal
Sam Altman says company is working with defence department on provisions covering mass surveillance
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Philipp Kloeckner ✅ @pip.net · 04/03/2026
Selling every single stock I own today. Market has reached "exit velocity". 🥸
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