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Chloe N. Clark

@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social
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Multimodal af. Collective Gravities, Every Galaxy a Circle, Patterns of Orbit, Escaping the Body, & more Co-EIC of @cottonxenomorph.bsky.social www.chloenclark.com Cover image: raspberry danishes Profile photo: a river heron

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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maple pecan scones
A gorgeous golden scone
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Usual caveat that these were the first 9 to come to mind but certainly a list that would shift depending on mood
The 9 books I'll never forget
Stranger Things Happen 
Italian Folktales
Half an inch of water
Wizard of the crow
The little friend
Station eleven
One hundred years of solitude
The intuitionist
Ballad of Black Tom
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely recency bias as to whats been on my writing rotation lately and to make it more reasonable I stuck to 1990-present.
9 album covers
I'm wide awake it's morning
Dirty computer
People's instinctive travels
Return to cookie mountain
Awaken my love
The mysterious production of eggs
Carrie & Lowell
Witness
No such place
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is the moment!
A little baby fig tree
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We did it again, bois!
Another first place Bar Jeopardy win for Workin' My Asimov
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scambot knows that every author introduces themselves like this:
Hi Chloe,

I’m Louise Candlish, an internationally bestselling British author, best known for writing gripping psychological and domestic thrillers.

I recently came across Every Galaxy a Circle, and what stayed with me was the way you place very human questions about love,
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These garlic knots rose very very very well Plus a couscous with blistered tomatoes and feta
A giant garlic knot next to a small amount of cous cous
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mandarin Patinkin has a new friend... Everyone say hello to Janelle Lemonae
A baby lemon tree!
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We did it again, bois!
Jeopardy Bar League 1st Place
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doughseph Gordon Leavenitt's latest loaf
A beautiful golden loaf
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh oh Scambots know we know about the scams
I know your inbox is constantly flooded with emails every single day, and it's completely natural to dismiss notes like this—especially with the sheer amount of online noise, automated pitches, and outright scams floating around.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah Vicki Boff would like to congratulate me on the incredible momentum of my book that came out in... 2023
Hi Chloe N. Clark,

Congratulations on the incredible momentum behind Escaping the Body. Getting a book into the hands of real readers is a massive effort, and seeing your work gain traction is well-deserved.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had half a can of pumpkin left so made some cakey pumpkin cookies as the gods demand
Big pumpkin cookies with vanilla bean glaze
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pumpkin conchas Messed around with the topping proportions and they lost their definition but they smell delicious
Golden orange buns with a vanilla cookie shell
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a meme
A meme showing smiling Nicole Kidman in the AMC movies ad. Text reads "me when a movie is 90 minutes" 
The next image is Statler and Waldorf from the muppets. Text reads: me when a movie is over two hours.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: gosh my back always hurts Also how I look sitting at the computer 14 hours a day:
Salacious B. Crumb sitting cross-legged and hunched over and staring into the distance
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coming up with a banana cookie recipe try number one
Some golden cookies
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me at the window watching them like:
Cartoon with a man pressed against a window. His shirt reads "Sickos" and he says: yes... Ha ha ha... Yes! "
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone stop what you're doing! The baby lizards found my patio plants and are sunning 🥺😭
A very very tiny lizard on the edge of a very big pot
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's an onion focaccia!
A beautiful onion focaccia!
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just going to be over in the corner sobbing for the rest of the day don't mind me
Etna by Paul Yoon
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
May have gotten a spam call directly from Hell
Shows incoming call from +0000000000
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My homemade granola always smells so good baking that I wanted to turn it into cookies. So I did.
Chunky oat cookies
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scambot would like to evaluate my published book to see if it's fit to be published... I'm not sure that's how it works
I'd like to take a closer editorial look at the work and assess its writing, structure, thematic cohesion, literary positioning, audience potential, and other editorial considerations.

I'd like to request a copy of the book for editorial assessment. An electronic copy would be perfectly suitable.

The assessment would allow me to become more familiar with the work and determine whether there may be any further editorial or publishing discussion worth having.

Thank you for your time. I look forward to reviewing your work.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shakshuka, honeyed asparagus, and Doughseph's latest loaf
A plate with shakshuka, asparagus, and a slice of bread
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I still think my post on the Brookie-O was my finest writing work medium.com/anomalyblog/...
The Brookie-O, though? This is a kraken in sheep’s clothing. Opening the package, I was struck by a scent that seemed impossible to place — not typical Oreo, not other cookie, not even chemically unnatural like the strawberry creme Oreos, this was as if it both smelled intensely of sweet and also of nothing at all. I stared at the cookies. Simple Oreo chocolate wafers surrounding three layers of creme: the original creme, brownie flavored creme, and the cookie dough creme. I have had and even kind of enjoyed these cremes on their own. Yet, together, they were something . . . else.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh no. Oh no.
3 limited edition Oreo flavors: banana pudding, deep fried cookie, and chicken and waffles
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me when I hear you say "I'll just ask AI."
A grackle looks at the camera in anger
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pinto bean and adobo tempeh tacos with pickled onions
Two tacos on a plate next to some fries
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It was under 100 degrees so I guess it's fall now. Pumpkin scones it is!
A tray of beautiful scones
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Calabrian chili, corn, and cheddar scones with roasted garlic black bean soup plus lemon raspberry cookies
A bowl of hearty soupA tray of chonky scones4 very pink cookies
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Beautiful artwork by @camartinart.bsky.social for this gorgeous édition of Sing Street!
The anniversary edition of Sing Street featuring beautiful art work
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Salted baguette with garlicky hummus and Greek salad
A thick sandwich with veggies tumbling out
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ooh I love this (I also have two of the same picks here!)
The criterion closet.com
The covers for Eves Bayou, All About My Mother, Lone Star, and Until the End of the World
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We did it boys!
Workin' My Asimov, 1st place, Jeopardy Bar League
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My patio plants are serving me quite well
A gray bowl filled with banana peppers, pepperonicini, mocha swirl peppers, Serranos, and two cherry tomatoes
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
National chocolate chip cookie day because I will use literally any excuse
A tray of cookies
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Alright I'll do this one too
1 What is your dominant hand?

2 How young were you when you started writing for pleasure?

3 What's the first thing you remember writing or have evidence of writing? (Bonus if you show us)

4 How do you write? Straight back at the keyboard or gremlin mode under your blankets with your phone?

5 What's your favorite thing to write for fun?

6 Have you ever written something out of spite? Tell us about it.

7 What's your favorite writing snack?

8 What does your writing space look like? describe your physical environment

9 Accessories sold separately: what are your writing accessories?

10 Imagine you get famous as a content creator: describe your videos

11 Where is the weirdest place you've ever been bitten by the writing bug?

12 When you aren't writing where can we find you?

13 Write in a void or write with a village?

14 Your most recently created OC has come to life, you react how?

15 When you're deep in the flow of writing, what disturbs you?

16 If your book/story was a mixed drink what would it be?

17 Name your muse or talk about your inspirations

18 If a mind reader could currently read your mind, what would they get?

19 When writing acoustic do you prefer pen or pencil? Maybe you like to write in marker?

20 Have you ever had any health issues that caused you to have to stop writing? How did you cope?
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bao buns. I am getting better on my sealing but still not perfect!
Two buns!
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will do this during work breaks to spread some book love
book asks:

1. book you've reread the most times?

2. top 5 books of all time?

3. what is your favourite genre?

4. what sections of a bookstore do you browse?

5. where do you buy books?

6. what books have you read in the last month?

7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?

8. what is the first book you remember reading yourself?

9. when do you tend to read most?

10. do you have a guilty fav?

11. what non-fiction books do you like if any?

12. did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?

13. do you have a goodreads?

14. do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?

15. recommend and review a book.

16. how many books have you read this year?

17. top 5 children's books?

18. do you like historical books? which time period?

19. most disliked popular books?

20. what are things you look for in a book?
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mushroom and tempeh burgers on sourdough buns
Big bunsThe veggie burgers in a cross section
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Doughseph Gordon Leavenitt and I made a sourdough styled after an almond croissant. It is delicious
A darkly golden loafA cross slice showing the almond filling swirls
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I will do this as my work breaks!
1. What's your favorite part of writing?

2. What's the scariest thing you've ever written?

3. Do you usually write happy, sad, or other kinds of endings?

4. Who is your favorite author?

5. What's your favorite type of scene to write?

6. What's your favorite type of symbolism?

7. What's your least favorite part of writing?

8. Where do your ideas come from?

9. What're your favorite themes?

10. What's the most wholesome thing you've written?

11. Have you ever had writer's block?

12. Do you have a favorite character?

13. What drives you to write?

14. What's your favorite part of your current WIP?

15. Do you have a favorite of your writing projects?

16. Do you enjoy editing?

17. What's the saddest thing you've ever written?

18. Do you like long or short form writing better?

19. What's the hardest thing to write?

20. What song(s) inspire you to write?

21. Do you have a specific type of reader in mind when you write?

22. Is your prose more purple or beige?

23. Do you have any monsterous characters, metaphorically or literally?

24. What're your favorite books?

25. Do you usually write with specific themes in mind, or find them during writing?

A Writer Ask Game! By Theodore Snapdragon

26. Does being a writer impact how you see the world?

27. What's the weirdest thing you've ever written? The shortest?

28. Would you say you love writing?

29. Is there a specific author you want to be like?

30. What's the most annoying task in writing?

31. What's your biggest grammar pet peeve?

32. Which of your characters do you find yourself thinking of the most?

33. Do you have other passions besides writing?

34. What's the most romantic thing you've ever written?

35. How do you establish setting in your writing?


42. How much do you plan out your writing beforehand?

43. Does your mood affect your

writing? 44. What are the vibes of your writing?

45. Do you have any controversial writing opinions?
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Black bean enchiladas and blueberry-white chocolate cookies
A pie dish filled with enchiladasA tray of purple cookies with a chunk of white chocolate pressed into each top
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pizza beans pizza beans!
A cast iron filled with bubbly cheesy beansBeans next to slices of sourdough
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Homemade baguettes with garden pesto, roasted vegetables, fresh mozzarella, and feta
Beautiful open faced sandwiches on a gray plate
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He went through a rough spell a couple months ago but my beautiful (grown from seed) Mandarin Patinkin is doing well again 🥹
A small mandarin orange tree
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pizza!
Pizza!
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's a chocolate chip marshmallow (Dandies) vanilla bean sourdough... Doughseph and I have created an adoughmination
The sourdough in all it's oozing and golden glory
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pinto beans with ancho chilis and sweet potato plus garlicky feta corn
A big pile of beans and corn next to flour tortillas
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