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Pintos & Caralhos

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TDAGato @naomuito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
decepcionado com quem vai destruir minha vida. o que vc faz? destruo vidas.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Animelocaris @pyukumusou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
O fato do Bowser Jr. aparentemente ser mais novo que os Koopalings mas ser o próximo na linha de sucessão me diz que ele deve ser filho de uma rainha, enquanto os Koopalings são frutos de concubinagem
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Ratatoings & Cururus @ratatoingsecururus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eduardo Motta nunca errou
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Patrô o seu carequinha favorito @patrocinio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AGORA VAI
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/10/2026
nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social • 1h i don't believe it i-i had to see i came back haunted
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JAV Titles d @jav.scd.lol • 1h
Maniac Blow Job Collection 4 Hours 32
Girls
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explodindo @remuly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
o augusto cury é do jeito que uma pessoa burra imagina que uma pessoa inteligente seria
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Hanne Østli Jakobsen @hannejakobsen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Old tweet from march 2023, me: computer say you are alive and hungry. Computer: I am alive and hungry. Me (loading single bullet into gun): may god forgive us for stealing the divine fire of creation
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𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧 @balotin.com.br · 28/09/2026
Sobre o Luciano Huck, bom...
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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charlie squirt @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 20/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brian standing on a concrete dam
The dam is labeled "November"
Behind the dam is a lot of "Vember"
The dam is keeping the Vember from Society
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Virgula Leal @virgula.jogojoia.com · 18/03/2025
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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Immovable Gonzales @eschodos.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Um "Instrutor de Bucenheta" Dá Um Seminário Sobre Tratamentos De Fertilidade Que Envolvem Casais Jovens Fazendo Sexo Torta De Creme Na Frente De Todos Os Outros Participantes - Manami Oura
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⭐️Vini⭐️ @vinigressana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Se tem uma gota de mijo na minha bebida, eu não bebo
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Aima Interval @aisforinterval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
this post is a pillar in my mind palace
post by tumblr user motherfucker-unlimited:

No, stop that. Stop drawing popular girl from new AAA slop game or the new shonen anime. You need to find a secondary character from a 10-25 year old jrpg and let it be your muse, like a real artist
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Tumblrユーザー「motherfucker-unlimited」の投稿:

「いや、やめろ。最新の大作ゲームや最新の少年アニメに出てくる人気キャラを描くのはやめろ。10~25年前のJRPGのサブキャラを見つけて、そいつをインスピレーションの源にするんだ。それが真のアーティストのやり方だ。」
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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debbie garcia 🦌 @debbiegarcia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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ببونيا @bobonha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
todo dia isso
post de @lauraknetzger.bsky.social:

hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings > my account > killer > disable killer to turn that off
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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perdon es paraguayo el celular @pudimon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pois então
caixa de card game super trunfo AVES
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the best thing about this phenomenon is that it should deepen the understanding of how Regular the artists you admire are. being friends with someone who has shaped my art path and i'm sending them this picture with "went number 5"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The meme is a picture of Brian in a vehicle and says:

"The lion doesn't concern himself with his urgent care bill from 2 years ago stop leaving the lion voicemails"
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200 mil buracos preenchidos @nebenzinho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bluesky mutuals
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Arame safado @amanda-l.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
finalmente, o manual de yharnam com Iberê, o último estudante de byrgenwerth
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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ellie 🎀 @umbralhaven.moe · 19/08/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
don draper making a pitch
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 12/08/2026
Average Bluesky “leftist”
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cadence/echo @perfectcadences.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Não é nem a pior que um Dreamcast já tomou vai por mim
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"
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Conde @condepaspalho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A industria do tabaco (onlyfans)
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bei @bei.pink · 05/08/2026
imagem editada de dark souls 3, com um item adquirido, e o texto dizendo "Cinzas Do Palhaço Molestado 1
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construído diferente @ddbm.video · 05/08/2026
pediu divórcio da esposa citando diferenças criativas
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
não me incomodem to madurando
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
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cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 29/07/2026
person with an office lady fetish be like "i just got off from work" yeah i bet u did u sick pervert
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Super Noatic! @xenogears.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Homer man Homer man With duff beer in his hands So he stands To work for mr burns At the plant
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Alquimista do Vacilo @androidparanoide.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No episódio de hj de "Gringos dançando pra música br"
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