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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The feminine urge to get several girlfriends but still claim to be straight.

Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

//It's gonna be so over for all of us if I ever make an openly horny account instead of just the occasional down bad jokes-.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Every time Ellie speaks, she gets blatantly more down bad.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but... Honestly, if that was the only option provided to me, I would if I could." ...Hey Ellie? What the hell?

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"...Understandable." Ellie no.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

"How did that baby monkey get a girlfriend before me?!" Oh- Ellie's so outraged that she forgot to be in denial. Neat.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

"Lesbians obviously aren't real. If they were, then I would have been asked out by one by now." Oh. She's not just in denial about herself anymore.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

...Ellie also needs cheesecake.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

...No but really, Ellie needs pretty girls who will finally make her stop living in denial.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ellie needs the whole wife, not just the ass.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

"Waifus Wednesday? ...Well I'm single, so..." Fix that. Fix that. Fix that. Give Ellie a girlfriend.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

"...I don't even like milk. Why am I craving it right now?"

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Ellie's legs hurt... ...It's one of those surprisingly warm for the season days, so there was a surprising amount of customer cleavage on display at the diner today. Her guard was down because of winter... She had to retrain herself to crouch next to the table instead of staying standing...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Girl-kisser-in-denial maybe needs to be publicized again so she can stop talking to herself. #MVRP #OCRP

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

"...Wait, isn't today Tuesday? Why haven't I seen any tits today?" Ellie, your true interests are showing...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

...CRUNCH! ...Ellie didn't have the patience to let her Uncrustable thaw before she started eating it. She obviously needs a girlfriend to keep her mind occupied so she doesn't get so impatient.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Everybody except Ellie knows what Ellie is.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

"...God I need to get la- Ahem!" Ellie's thoughts almost slipped out...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Like, okay, sure. Maybe Ellie WOULD absolutely crumble and melt under a woman's attention, but that's just because she's touch starved! She still insists that she's not attracted to women! ...Not that she'd object to some hugs from the right woman. Or cuddles. Or kisses. Or- #SeductiveSunday

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Ellie hasn't seen any women showing off today... Why does she feel so disappointed?

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Ellie has had Nimi Nightmare's jiggle physics stuck in her head for over 24 hours now. "...Other people's wives are something special." Wait no Ellie please no-

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Still needs like ten girlfriends.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Just imagine Ellie doing a Seductive Sunday. Her faceclaim doesn't get enough attention to do anything-

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Would actually crumble if a busty woman hugged her right now.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Ellie's kind of... Super down bad tonight. Not that she'll admit it.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"It's not gay if it's in a three way...? What the hell are you talking about...?" Obviously that means Ellie can keep being in denial if she has two girls at the same time. Y'know, because of the lack of specification.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"I appreciate that several girls gave me chocolates yesterday, but..." Yes yes, Ellie still thinks she's strai- "Please don't bring outside food or drink to the diner, even if it's a gift for staff members." ...Oh. She's not jumping right to being in denial for once.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"Uh... Valentine's Day is coming up... Happy Couples really feel the need to run it in."

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

... Somebody honestly just needs to trick Ellie into going to a lesbian bar or something. She doesn't drink, so just tell her that they have really good burgers or something...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

...Boob hat wouldn't be entirely disagreeable, either.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Boob pillows... Thigh pillows... Need...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

...Okay, maybe Ellie actually just needs to get laid-

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Ahem. While Ellie DEFINITELY isn't attracted to girls or anything, she does kind of want to have a woman sitting on her lap right now.

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Watts @wattsupbuds.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

"...I wonder what fairies taste like." ...Uh. Ellie. That sounds more sinister than it should be.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

"...Did I say 'Throw books more lightly' or did I say 'Don't throw books'?"

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

WHACK- "What the hell?! Don't throw books!"

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

REALLY likes fairies. Like... A lot. Like... A little too much. Like... Enough that she wouldn't be in denial about it.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Speaking of multiple wives, more women need to reach out to Ellie in general. She needs an active social life again.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Unscheduled reminder: Ellie could have multiple wives and still be in denial about liking women.

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

"Sex isn't real, what are you all talking about-" ...Ellie, you can only be in denial about so many things...

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

"...I am the only half attractive person on any of the dating apps I've tried. Some of these people are being, as the kids say, 'hard carried' by filters, excessive makeup, and styled hair. Show your natural selves, cowards."

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

"I may be straight," Lie detected. "But even I will admit that boobs are quite nice." Truth detected!

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Eleanor @piningduckling.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"...I have just realized that the next Holiday to be grumpy over will be Valentine's Day."

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