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@pingtech.bsky.social
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🇨🇦Retired RCN🇨🇦, social hand grenade. MU/SFx Artist, 420 enthusiast, transplant recipient living with PBC. Still making waves. Pjipuktuk, Mi’kma’ki/Halifax, NS

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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The scream-laugh that escaped me scared my cat. 🤣🤣🤣
Four images: top right features an image of Kash Patel embracing a goat with text reading "50 Shades of Hay". Top left image is a photoshopped photo of Patel and a goat imitating the cheating couple caught on an arena cam. Bottom left image is of Patel and a goat imitating the scene from 'Titanic' on the bow of the ship. Bottom right image features Patel embracing a goat from behind, both dressed as cowboys, with text reading "Goatback Mounting".
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sure everything is fine.
Image of a centaur (upper body of a human, lower body of a horse) with text reading "No, I am not a mythological creature, yes, my dad worked for Kash Patel in the FBI."
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And thanks to Uncle RFK, Jr, I'm now the head of the Centaur of Disease Control.
Image of a centaur (upper body of a human, lower body of a horse), with text  reading: No, I am not a mythological creature, yes my dad worked for Kash Patel in the FBI.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminds me of this:
Top photo: picture of John Lennon with text on right of that pic reads: "He wear no shoeshine, he got..toejam football, he got..monkey finger, he shoot..Coca Cola.."
Bottom photo is from a Star Trek episode, an alien saying "What?" with a confused look.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I suggest this style for the minions. "No fatties" in these uniforms! 😉🤣
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They dropped this....
Photo of former President Joe Biden, wearing a light blue button-down shirt and navy blue jacket, holding an ice cream cone in one hand and a large, white, capital letter L in the other.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
By request: I do millinary for shits and giggles. This is one of my creative outlets.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
History doesn't always repeat itself. Sometimes it rhymes.
White text on black background with diagram of a closed fist clutching electric bolts "Maintenant ou Jamais! Maîtres chez nous." (Translasted to American: FAFO)
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My (not-so) Minnie, hanging out, waiting for the pigeons to visit. As she usually does.
Black cat resting its head on the base of a lamp while stretched out on a sideboard in front of a curtained window.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't swear. I use sentence enhancers.
Group of Canadian Forces members sitting in a briefing room. One member is standing. Text above reads: Literally all of my veteran friends. Text below reads: Look, I can't speak without swearing.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tee hee...
Goblin from the movie 'Labyrinth', text reads "Gonna tell my kifd this was RFK Jr"
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Minnie heard it was Black Cat Appreciation Day. She appreciates that the Universal Cat Distribution System upheld her decision to make me her staff (dogs have owners. Cats have staff.). I appreciate my little furry shadow. 🥰
Black cat sleeping with front paws crossed, in a grey fuzzy cat bed on a hardwood floor.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's like the "charcuterie board" suggestion from Costco I got in my instacart list. I don't have a dog, btw.
Screenshot of a suggested "charcuterie board essentials" from Costco, with a box of Caesar brand dog paté circled in red. Maybe not the kind of paté they were thinking of, but you never know.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nasty? Damned right.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jeeeeeeeezus. 😳
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nasty AF and proud of it.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Former WWF wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage sitting on a dock by a body of water, looking pensive. Text below reads: When it's so savage you need a minute to appreciate it.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Photoshopped picture of a "family of four", 70s-80s Sears Photo Center style, all "family members" featuring a "wtaf"/"seriously??!?" look on each of their faces.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Picture of a goblin with text reading: gonna tell my kids this was RFK, Jr.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Minnie's favourite nip toy is always "rolled". She was just on it. 😉
Photo of a black cat laying on a hardwood floor with a catnip toy shaped like a marijuana joint.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yoink!
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Era? I was born petty. 😉
Photo of musician Tom Petty wearing a green shirt with black polka dots paired with a black jacket, and carrying a parasol.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Orange cat with photoshopped, half-closed, human eyes, with text above reading: Your know what, it's my fault for having a phone.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Giving Golden Girls vibes. 🤣
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The photo caption is priceless 🤣
Two photos: top photo is the celebrating Spanish team after winning the 2026 World Cup, with the photo caption reading: Rodri lifts the trophy! (With photography credit)
Bottom photo shows Trump and Infantino surrounded by falling yellow confetti, with the photo caption reading: Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team. (With photography credit)
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I mean....🤷
Scene from The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Tim Curry, as Dr Frank-N-Furter, wearing a green dress and oversized pearl necklace, leaning back against a wall, mouth agape, while an oiled-up, muscular, blonde man leans in toward Dr F.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When Minnie wakes up from her nap, she'll wish you many more trips around the sun! 🎉
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Black and white photo of the character Nosferatu
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I've always loved hats, and I agree - some people look comfortable in a headpiece, others...not so much. I made these three, plus a few others (milnery is a passion/hobby).
Woman wearing a black felt tam style hat with feather and rosette detail, with a blue-grey background.Woman with blond hair wearing a bright pink pillbox style hat with a large pink rose at the backWoman with blond hair wearing a white Homburg style hat with navy blue trim and bow.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Welcome to Murica.
A soccer ball, trapped in razor wire atop a concrete wall, with a bright blue, cloudless sky behind it.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Today is hard. It's been 2 years since you left us, but it feels like yesterday. You will always be my chosen family. Meet you at the spot, lovely. 💔
Photo of my best friend, standing nude on a beach, with a cheeky expression reminiscent of the "Coppertone baby" ad/logo.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
2 years since you left us. I miss you every day. 💔 #Bestie
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. Mama loves you.
White background with black text and six rainbow hearts. Top text reads: Sending love during Pride Month to those who..(heart 1) are struggling mentally..(heart 2) are scared to come out..(heart 3) lost friends when they came out..(heart 4, 1st heart in second row) are navigating who they are..(heart 5) have no support system..(heart 6) are out and proud.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pick a side!
White background with text on left side and figure of a person with a red crayon making a long red mark downward from the top of the page. The text reads:
Your side
My side
Their side
His side
Her side
Humans draw lines
Through living rooms
Like crayons
Across the sky.
You like red. I like blue.
So suddenly the whole world splits in two.
Families fracture, neighbors yell. Humans build tiny private hells.
Over lawns
Over gods 
Over screens
Over parking spots. 
Over words
Over wounds,
Over who gets blamed for whose doom.
Everybody shouting
Pick a side!
While kindness sits alone outside.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking news!!
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I believe in you. 😁
Water as background with black text reading "Don't give up. If the hair around your butthole can thrive in a challenging "environment", then so can you.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm with you, friend.
Classical painting of a woman in a black dress with white collar, holding a wreath of flowers, and looking exasperated. Text reads: "This too shall pass, but holy fuck."
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Incredible movie.
Man in dark blue pajamas laying in a bed with pale yellow sheets and holding a katana.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This, to you, is "cryptic"? Like, some kind of metaphor for something? A riddle? A mystery? 🫩 Really? Do us a favour and go for a walk on the black rocks.
Sign for tourists visiting Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia, saying DANGER - Death has occurred here.
Wave warning: Sudden high waves can happen without warning, even on calm days
Slip/fall warning: Dark rocks are slippery - stay far back
Advisory: Rescue here is unlikely due to conditions
DON'T TAKE RISKS - LEAVE HERE ALIVE
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There is no "gender war".
Women didn't take away men's right to vote. Women didn't ban men from education or property. Women didn't write laws controlling women's bodies. Women didn't build systems that stripped men of their freedom.
The imbalance never ran both ways.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Disappointing doesn't even start to cover it. Pic 1: what I ordered. Pic 2: order translated Pic 3: what I got This is.......confusing.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🤣
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I love the internet today. 🤣🤣🤣
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Same folks who did this?
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nearly lost my coffee laughing at this one this morning. 🤣🤣🤣 "My doctor telling everyone he's now out of network."
Classic painting of Jesus's ascension with text above reading "My doctor telling everyone he's now out of network."
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's this.
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
But more respected than ever...🤣🤣🤣
The Count of Mostly Crisco's (Trump) face superimposed on the body of Buffalo Bill (from The Silence of the Lambs) and holding a small white poodle, with text reading "It opens the Strait of Hormuz or it gets an empty threat again".
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PingTech @pingtech.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ginger cat with tired looking human eyes with text above saying "You know what, it's my fault for having a phone."
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