Reposted by evaWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/01/2026Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week! 14661121309
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 11/10/2025IM GONNA PISS MYSELF MY FUCKING BROTHER IS TAKING FORVEET HELP ME 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 31/08/2025you know what ive really realized, how much i fucking hate some mf’s, i hate how they still have mutual friends with me, i hate how they took a part of me i cant get back, i hate how they ruined things about me, i hate that it affects me. i hate how they can move on through life like nothing. 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 16/07/2025dinner was two slim jims, a honey bun and a sip of water, im livin the life guys 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/05/2025i used to stay up for days at a time, the FUCK happened to my ability to do that? im only 23 pls dont say im getting old 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/05/2025i may have alarms to wake up starting in an hour and a half that go off every 15minutes and the snooze alarm goes after every nine, but it sounds absolutely wonderful to sleep rn 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 26/05/2025i love showing pol princess bride, cause like wym u dont quote “inconceivable” or the “my name is inigo montoya” lines??? you DONT KNOW THOSE!? well im forcing u to know now 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 24/05/2025just looked at a random man smoking a cig and though “man i hope that when he spits my mouth and it tastes like his cigarette” 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 22/05/2025@bbnomula.bsky.social mr. bbno$, ik ur heart broken from mark not wanting to cosplay with u fnaf, however, to lighten your mood, about group of five of me and my friends have been playing placid plastic duck simulator for just shy of 4hr’s to find a duck with glasses to name in your honor. 000
Reposted by evamads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 06/05/2025#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls 3939201590
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 16/04/2025on the bus this 40yr old man dropped his phone(seats away from me) and then looks at ME like i caused it? 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 18/03/2025boy oh boy i cant wait to take my nap right now at 5pm! 100
Reposted by evaJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If you really truly loved me, you'd stop calling me "manipulative." 1454235
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i love making stupid jokes (my longest running one is being alive) 020
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i wanna go on an adventure, for like a month, no plan, no destination, just a vibe and a goal to make memories like the world around us aint burnin, and instead is just caressing us in a warm hug as it consumes us whole. 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025its now 2:40am, feel light as a feather n' just died coughin up from breathin my cig wrong, spit fillin the void of my mouth at an insane speed, comin' out between coughs were waterfalls of spit from my mouth to out the window, reminds me of my first time hitting a bong but like at 1/20th the power 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025its 1:40am pst, im dying rn on this toilet again. i need to stop with the CHEESE EATING FOR FUCKS SAKE IM DYING PLEASE LET ME GO WHY WONT IT END??????? 010
Reposted by evaWhitney Alese @thereclaimed.bsky.social · 12/03/2025it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this 883225506
Reposted by evaMzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. 2017233
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 27/02/2025WHY AM I ONLY GETTING 8$ FROM MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN?!? WHAT GHE FUCK IS THIS SHIF!? I GO THROUGH ALL THIS BS FOR THAT!?!? THAT!??!!?! 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i fuckibg hate taxes, i fucking hate paperwork, fuck this shit fuck you and fuck bdjdjfnfnfnd shbd cjhsigjeognkdbfjfbfkr 020
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 25/02/2025i accidently snorted my red bull AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 24/02/2025not me being asked to help degrade someone else my friend is degrading 😭😭😭 210
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 21/02/2025the bus said 7min wait. nice! TOBAD IT SAID THAT FOURTEEN FUCKIN MINUTES AGO!? WHERE IS MY FUCKING BUS. 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 17/02/2025every time i drink i forget how great it feels to be drunk 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I love making people watch marble hornets. Especially when they don’t know about the glitches yet. 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Why the fuck would i smoke weed to get high when im gettin giddy watching wallace and gromit, fuck you. 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The moon may not be made of cheese but the usa has a large enough stockpile of cheese in the caves to start making a mini-moon. Gotta protect big milk or whatever. 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I JUST WATCHED GRAND DAY OUT WITH ONE SET OF FRIENDS AND NOW IMMA DO IT AGGGAAAIIINNNNN CAUSE I AM A SLUT FOR THE CLAYMATION 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025i fucking LOVE WALLACE AND GROMIT. We forgot the crackers my ass mf, YOU PACKED THE FOOD WALLACE YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING CRACKERS. 110
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Boondocks would absolutely make some crazy shit now if they were still going 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 30/01/2025WHY DO I GOT 42 FOLLOWERS AND NONYA LOT EVER REACT WITH MY SHIT. AM I NOT FUNNY ENOUGH😭😭😭😭 020
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 29/01/2025God these 80’s movies make me fucking miss practical effects and puppetry. like FUCK. 000
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Got three 16oz redbulls on me and abt to pull up to the transit center like a bus without the breaks 010
eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Gotta say accidentally looking at porn in public has gotta be one of the quickest way to have a heart attack. 010