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eva

@pinesincreased.bsky.social
49 followers 32 following 154 posts

A friendly neighborhood crypid 24yrs old shitty jokester and even shittier artist fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck homophobes, fuck racism. fuck any yall who voted for that.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/01/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF MY FUCKING BROTHER IS TAKING FORVEET HELP ME
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
you know what ive really realized, how much i fucking hate some mf’s, i hate how they still have mutual friends with me, i hate how they took a part of me i cant get back, i hate how they ruined things about me, i hate that it affects me. i hate how they can move on through life like nothing.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i cant believe ever
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
dinner was two slim jims, a honey bun and a sip of water, im livin the life guys
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i used to stay up for days at a time, the FUCK happened to my ability to do that? im only 23 pls dont say im getting old
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
KILL MY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS AGAIN
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i may have alarms to wake up starting in an hour and a half that go off every 15minutes and the snooze alarm goes after every nine, but it sounds absolutely wonderful to sleep rn
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
i love showing pol princess bride, cause like wym u dont quote “inconceivable” or the “my name is inigo montoya” lines??? you DONT KNOW THOSE!? well im forcing u to know now
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
just looked at a random man smoking a cig and though “man i hope that when he spits my mouth and it tastes like his cigarette”
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@bbnomula.bsky.social mr. bbno$, ik ur heart broken from mark not wanting to cosplay with u fnaf, however, to lighten your mood, about group of five of me and my friends have been playing placid plastic duck simulator for just shy of 4hr’s to find a duck with glasses to name in your honor.
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 06/05/2025
#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i cant wait to absolutely ruin my bathroom soon
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
on the bus this 40yr old man dropped his phone(seats away from me) and then looks at ME like i caused it?
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
boy oh boy i cant wait to take my nap right now at 5pm!
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I LOVE DOCTOR WHO
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If you really truly loved me, you'd stop calling me "manipulative."
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i love making stupid jokes (my longest running one is being alive)
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i wanna go on an adventure, for like a month, no plan, no destination, just a vibe and a goal to make memories like the world around us aint burnin, and instead is just caressing us in a warm hug as it consumes us whole.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
its now 2:40am, feel light as a feather n' just died coughin up from breathin my cig wrong, spit fillin the void of my mouth at an insane speed, comin' out between coughs were waterfalls of spit from my mouth to out the window, reminds me of my first time hitting a bong but like at 1/20th the power
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
its 1:40am pst, im dying rn on this toilet again. i need to stop with the CHEESE EATING FOR FUCKS SAKE IM DYING PLEASE LET ME GO WHY WONT IT END???????
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Whitney Alese @thereclaimed.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this it didn't have to be like this
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
my friend just snuffed the glass and went “awe 🤢”
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
the cement mixer is a HORRID drink :) !!!!
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
WHY AM I ONLY GETTING 8$ FROM MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN?!? WHAT GHE FUCK IS THIS SHIF!? I GO THROUGH ALL THIS BS FOR THAT!?!? THAT!??!!?!
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i fuckibg hate taxes, i fucking hate paperwork, fuck this shit fuck you and fuck bdjdjfnfnfnd shbd cjhsigjeognkdbfjfbfkr
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i accidently snorted my red bull AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
not me being asked to help degrade someone else my friend is degrading 😭😭😭
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
man i love bug but also, MAN I HATE BUGS!?
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
the bus said 7min wait. nice! TOBAD IT SAID THAT FOURTEEN FUCKIN MINUTES AGO!? WHERE IS MY FUCKING BUS.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BUS
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i love nothing
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
saying that 4am is crazy ngl
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
every time i drink i forget how great it feels to be drunk
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Vomited outside the chili’s :/
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I love making people watch marble hornets. Especially when they don’t know about the glitches yet.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I love cigarettes so fucking much
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Why the fuck would i smoke weed to get high when im gettin giddy watching wallace and gromit, fuck you.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The moon may not be made of cheese but the usa has a large enough stockpile of cheese in the caves to start making a mini-moon. Gotta protect big milk or whatever.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I JUST WATCHED GRAND DAY OUT WITH ONE SET OF FRIENDS AND NOW IMMA DO IT AGGGAAAIIINNNNN CAUSE I AM A SLUT FOR THE CLAYMATION
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i fucking LOVE WALLACE AND GROMIT. We forgot the crackers my ass mf, YOU PACKED THE FOOD WALLACE YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING CRACKERS.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Boondocks would absolutely make some crazy shit now if they were still going
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
WHY DO I GOT 42 FOLLOWERS AND NONYA LOT EVER REACT WITH MY SHIT. AM I NOT FUNNY ENOUGH😭😭😭😭
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I might vomit tbh
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
RAHHHH 48oz OF REDBULL COURSES THROUGH ME.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ya know what.. maybe not eating *is* a bad call…
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
God these 80’s movies make me fucking miss practical effects and puppetry. like FUCK.
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Got three 16oz redbulls on me and abt to pull up to the transit center like a bus without the breaks
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eva @pinesincreased.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gotta say accidentally looking at porn in public has gotta be one of the quickest way to have a heart attack.
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