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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter)

@pineapplecake555.bsky.social
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between 18 to 206 years old plural | butch | intersex trans woman | south asian he/xe/it if youre cool | she/her otherwise im disabled and a recovering sex trafficking survivor . please be patient with me. pfp by @pineapplecake555.bsky.social

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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 8h
lmfao
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my friend showed me this absolute gem of an image
my period is over but im still displaying signs of mental illness
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i thumped my hand on my keyboard and it typed this out its mad at me
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
missing the trees for the forest
A four-panel comic. 

Panel 1: A character with long hair and glasses sits at a desk with a book and a pen. Text reads: "I have spent the past 3 years dividing by hand." 

Panel 2: The character raises their hands in celebration. Text reads: "today is the day I conclude that 7,482,915,360,284,196,352 is a PRIME NUMBER!!!".

Panel 3: The character stares blankly at the desk with their hand resting on it. 

Panel 4: The character is gone, leaving only a small fire in the distance
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one has ever missed the point of a post This Badly
salem's post
"what radicalized you?"
lib: "idk being a good person lollllll"
me: I don't like watching my community and people get saughtered by kkkops

fern's reply: what radicalized you? Seeing the people who had me watch Veggietales growing up no longer match the values the show taught me
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Average viewer of this video: "Oh Am GEE Murder Mystery in the Desi Slums? How Exotic 😜🤯"
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One in Three Men ⁽ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉᵃʳˡʸ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵒᶠ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ⁾
One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
And nearly half of woman.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guys why is it so yellow outside.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my girl is so autistic ❤️
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I keep getting jumpscared by @/tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social lmfao
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't believe I just got this DM #haunting
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like i mean I like being masculine when it often feels like people expect femininity from me. moreover:
my pronouns, he/it xe/xer
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If someone else posts just this image and nothing else and lands on my feed I will straight up block them. Tired ass repostbait
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want everyone to know about this absolute gem of a video I just found.
thumbnail: chicken toy is being made to drink water
title: If I moisten his throat, I will hear his beautiful singing.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish to let everyone know that this is my favourite post
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't care if Halimede is secretly a trans woman. This is harmful either way
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doomscrolling
a parody of instagram
"why the new ch*tgpt model fucking kill you"
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great programmer is when you are born knowing how to program
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in the woods
a man in the middle of the woods during the night
his leg is decapitated
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You are immune to propaganda
and honestly? That's a relief.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What else can I help you with? ✨✅
You are not immune to propaganda parody. ChatGPT logo in the middle. You ARE immune to propaganda. And honestly? That's a relief.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We all died in 2018 and currently live in Hell
If you have ADHD, Please watch this. Don't waste your life.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
who the fuck are you to question my gender? fuck off
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WAIT IM FUCKING CORRECT????
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This post could happen to me because apparently I am critically low on vitamin B12 💀 BRO I FOUND THE VITAMIN™ I DID IT
"you lacked the vitamin?" Tumblr post
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THIS GUY MADE THIS THING OUT OF SPITE FOR HIS TRANS COUSIN
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He is a white cishet dude from new zealand, btw.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Balanced conversation" indeed.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Interesting!
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Intersex conditions are not proof that sex is a spectrum.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I dug up the system prompt: (thread) Here is them saying explicitly to NEVER promote transitioning and that "gender non-conformity without labels" is the way to go, and that "non-binary identities promote stereotypes" JK Rowling: Now available as an AI :)
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've been wanting to make something like this since a LONG time. I wonder what things I would require, im somewhat good of a programmer and know my way around computers something physical and technical I could gift to people I love.
a device dedicated to flashcards
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
May "Bunny" Peterson's post on the discover tab
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
sorry i panicked 💔
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
omfg am i that unfunny
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
dykesit
my character in stardew valley, a brown farmer woman with brown hair, wearing a colourful vest and blue shorts. she is dykespreading on a bench. 

IMPORTANT CONTEXT: she is married to a woman in the game. she is literally a lesbian. her wife is literally a lesbian. she is just like me for real.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i think you should stop arguing with him
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Man haley fell off so hard
The character "Haley" from stardew valley, who has the same hair and dare I say, is white like the woman in the middle.
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Men LOVE to use "well if I, a man, is not allowed then what about trans women" bullshit against women making a community for themselves. It is a strawman. Also its so fucking powerful to invoke the principle of epistemic authority. Some of the guys ☕ just crumble:
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Apparently AAREY MILK COLONY is famous for leopards which eat peoples faces
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
ahem
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Apparently two feminists dont make a reggie
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist javascript interpreter) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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