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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 04/10/2026

I have a signed job offer and Audrey made me the best pumpkin cake you'll never eat.

A gorgeous, beautiful, perfect pink vintage style cake. It says "congrats on your 9 to 5" with 9 to 5 outlined in little pink pearls

The cake is shades of pink, with cute frosting swags and hearts.

The same cake from a 3/4 angle, showing a cross section where a slice used to be.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 02/10/2026

I mean this as the highest praise possible:

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 26/09/2026

I did not buy the $45 pumpkin. I should have.

Me standing next to some of the largest pumpkins I've ever seen in a grocery store

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 25/09/2026

Good afternoon from me and my beverages.

An iced coffee, a big water cup, three shall cups of water for rinsing paint brushes, and an andys cup with paint brushes in it

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 23/09/2026

Andy's w friends on Monday. Boyfriend returned & New Pornographers concert on Tuesday. Job Interview (🍀🕯🤞), Love Hypothesis out on stream, & Starbomb concert tonight. Day game on Thursday. Fireworks, baseball, & a new Taylor ep released on Friday.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 23/09/2026

Yeah that WOULD be quite interesting!

Where is point Nemo?
Point nemo is the location in the ocean that is farthest from land

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 19/09/2026

look at this cauldron cake that audrey made and now haunts my thoughts because it was so divinely good

Little round cake decorated like a bubbling cauldron. It's cute as hell.

A side picture of the cake. I accidentally the side of the box on the frosting and it's smudged, but is otherwise beautiful and perfect

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 19/09/2026

I bet whoever designed this shirt for the royals is funny smart and hot

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 15/09/2026

Is this keeping his politics to himself?

Ed Sheeran with a Ukrainian flag on stage

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 14/09/2026

THIS was enough to get him removed from the tour. Because Pink, famed culture vulture and misogynist, said it made fans feel unsafe. Free Palestine.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 14/09/2026

Kanye sold swastika merch and venues welcomed him eagerly. The venues that allegedly objected to the rapper include: Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia; Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts; Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia;

A hideous tshirt on yeezy.com featuring a swastika dead center

Kanye tweet of five shirts with swastikas on their chests, in red black and white.
Text of the post reads, "product coming in crispy"

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 13/09/2026

Me if Audrey is anywhere in the same building

No pressure but if we're ever in a situation where we both are doing math in our heads, just know i am faking it and it's all on you.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 12/09/2026

You guys are not going to believe this (~$50)

Two beers and two hot dogs at Fenway park

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 09/09/2026

We didn't take many family vacations, but I got to spend every summer here:

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 09/09/2026

Gonna start referring to it as being out of spell slots

"Do dishes" and "take out trash" both require the use of a spell slot, versus "use phone" is a cantrip comma and brother, I am a level one wizard.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 08/09/2026

I am once again thinking about this wig. Phenomenal.

Aerion Targaryen from a knight of the seven kingdoms

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 05/09/2026

I didn't see the post, but you should not feel pressured to delete selfies.

Sam's post edited to say if you saw the post I deleted please disregard. It was hot and pretty.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 26/08/2026

Job boards, linkedin, and applying directly through company career pages isn't working Time for a new strategy

Club penguin sscreen shot
Lots of overlapping chat bubbles. The one in the center says, "DOES ANYONE WORK IN BIG TECH"

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 24/08/2026

AND FUCKING MARK (coral island)

Mark from coral island. Maybe hes a dick because his legs are so disproportionately short they cause medical issues?

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 24/08/2026

Everyone in town excitedly welcomes you when you move in, but March is a ripe cunt to you the whole time. Just obnoxiously, childishly rude and arrogant. To quote Reb, he's "a big stinky butthole of a man and who I will not be marrying for any reason whatsoever." kotaku.com/march-fields...

March from fields of mistria. His head is tilted up, looking through his bangs at the viewer with contempt, disdain, arrogance, etc.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 24/08/2026

Tonight's depression dinner is four uneven slices of Italian loaf with butter, shredded parm, and garlic salt.

four uneven slices of Italian loaf with butter, shredded parm, and garlic salt on a plate next to a steamdeck, napkin, and water bottle

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 22/08/2026

I need more Italians please tell me your favorite Italians Do not correct my spelling.

A list called "italians who are not the guy from scent of a woman"

A lot of famous Italians, mostly Italian americans

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 20/08/2026

Treating it more like a planner/journal, like that it's a "record of my day" not of the game has alleviated all pressure while learning I mark beer runs lol

Old school scoring that says "beers w/ Jeff & michaela" over a few innings

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 20/08/2026

My two greatest loves: spreadsheets and writing very very small. If I got anything wrong, keep it to yourself.

Old school score card for top of innings/visitors

Old school score card for bottom of innings/home team

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 20/08/2026

I feel that I chose correctly.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 19/08/2026

that's fair anyway, going live again shortly! youtube.com/@highkingpilnok

screenshot of an email from Youtube

Hi Pilnok,

It looks like Fuck Josh Hawley - A Sims Stream may not be appropriate for younger audiences under our Community Guidelines.

We placed an age restriction on it.

What we found
Your content was age restricted because of our Community Guidelines.

Content that discusses or depicts suicide or self-harm in a graphic manner or promotes eating disorders may be removed or age-restricted if it's not appropriate for all audiences.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 19/08/2026

Be sure to use FedEx when mailing your gallons of piss to data centers. Their application process is 100% AI chatbots. They'll really appreciate it.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 17/08/2026

Ive used over half the 401k withdrawal and have had no real interviews. Jobs openings are closed within hours of being posted. They are still pushed to me, urging me to apply.

Target senior analyst domestic first mile transportation. Posted 6hrs ago, 25 people applied. No longer accepting applications.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 13/08/2026

Good morning from me and my 2 beverages.

Water bottle, tangerine juice, and iced coffee

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 12/08/2026

Welcome to depression kitchen. I'm your host, Pilnok. Today's lunch would have been protein waffles with sunflower butter.

Two waffles on a Jeff Goldblum rug. One is face down.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 11/08/2026

which is why I am once again, here.

Left monitor says I've requested access to stream on YouTube and need to wait 24 hrs.
Right monitor is Elizabeth Bennett staring into a mirror (the camera) as day slowly turns to night, and Mr Darcy drops off a letter.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 11/08/2026

Excuse me? Mods?? Can we get the below pictured whore some clothes?

Hayden from fields of mistria
He's wearing a flannel with the sleeves cut off and the shirt unbuttoned.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 04/08/2026

Welcome to depression kitchen. I'm your host, Pilnok. Yesterday's dinner was a cup of rice with tinned tuna, kewpie mayo, soy sauce, and not enough lao gan ma

Rice cooker on a counter beside a bottle of soy sauce, mayo, lao gan ma, and a container of uncooked rice. There's a Tupperware of the mixture in front of the ingredients. It looks lumpy and orange.

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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 02/08/2026

This is Mr Pilnok's spinner rack. He also uses long and short boxes. Short boxes are like $9. I cannot lift a filled long box. The spinner rack is also absurdly heavy when filled. Do not get one off temu etc. They should be > $150. Your LCS gets a discount and may be willing to order one for you.

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