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Jessica Jones {Parody}

@pijessicajones.bsky.social
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"Private Eye, adoptive sister to Trish Walker, best friend is Jack Daniels, and hates being called a super hero" {{ #MarvelRP #MCURP #JessicaJonesRP 21+ No Lewds Allowed, Minors Do Not Interact}} Parody

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
{{ Same on here.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
{{ I know I've been on and off here but I've been busy with my job as a nurse and it’s been crazy. I'll try and get on making Madisynn King soon.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
{{ Okay, if you have any and I mean ANY sort of p*rn GIFs, vids, and pics. You will be blocked off, because that shit is very triggering to me and makes me sick.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
She throws darts that is paltered with @superi0rheroics.bsky.social picture on the board while playing Garbage in her office.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
{{ Gonna open up a Madisynn King account sometime this weekend.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gets drunk on the TL. "Happy New Year everybody!!!!!! Let’s get……" She puked on the reader's face.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She drinks her bottle of vodka. "Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
She stole one of Dr. Strange's relics and placed it on her bookcase.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"Your quote with power and responsibility makes me hurl."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
She dodges it as she poorly does the Matrix scene, she fell and landed on the snow while laughing drunkenly.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"So what you're gonna shoot me too Gran Torino if I don't get off your lawn, Eastwood?"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
She drunkenly throws a snowball at the reader.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
"Has anybody told you that you can use some coconut cream on your face, old man?"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
She drunkenly laughs at him while looking at him with his puke stained mask. "Have you been drinking this evening ma'am?”
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
She flashes…… her flashlight to reader's eyes.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
{{ Here's my impression of Mason Wyatt on DMs towards female RPers; Mason: *Bitching, whining to reply faster name calling, while they're focus on their RLs* Female RPers: *Blocks him* Mason: 👇🏻}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@hostandsymbiote.bsky.social She drank her JD from a water bottle and started jabbing her finger drunkenly. "Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite,Parasite."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@aneducatedwish.bsky.social "You're guy in red I've been hearing about that won't shut the hell up."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@superi0rheroics.bsky.social "If you want your puke stained mask clean, try and get a date with my sister Trish she's rich and still pay for the bill."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
" 'dear'? What are you my mom? What's next you're gonna tell me don't listen to Nirvana because it's depressing music?" She shivered her shoulders, as she drank another glass of JD from that cringing moment.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
"Why don't you use your claws something useful and cut my sandwich? The owner forgot to slice it up."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
{{ Brought my Lois Lane account on BlueSky!}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
"A selfie with Matty."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
"It ain't pretty that's for sure, but mentally and physically. You're just like Killgrave with his Jedi Mind Tricks never used his powers for good only destruction."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@thathandsybitch.bsky.social "If you're gonna dig your fingers in my skull do yourself a favor, wash you hands before you read my mind because right now I'm drunk."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@thehellishcat.bsky.social "Sisters at their best poses. Don't know if I did better than Trish."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
She's waiting for your side of the story.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
"Stop knocking my door! It's too damn early!"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
{{ Use to RP as Batgirl and Talia but officially retired those two on Twitter but no plans on bringing them back.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@volatileradiant.bsky.social "Is the rumors are true that you vampires sparkle in the sunlight?"
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ℜ𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔢 ⪻𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺⪼ @mississippigirl.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
"At least you shit's better than mine."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
She gets shitty drunk while dancing to 'I think we're alone now' by Tiffany in her apartment even she can't dance for shit.
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"I'd say;"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Jessica playfully fiddle around with Strange's ancient relics. "What the hell is this?"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"Anybody who is supporting Wilson Fisk as mayor of New York, I will personal puke on your faces."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"I feel like puking in front of Amber Heard's face."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@thehellishcat.bsky.social "I don't want to tell people this but what the hell, Trish thinks Loki is pretty hot."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@unquietdepth.bsky.social She does her horrible impressions of the big green guy drunkenly. "Puny god!"
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"How many wizards and witches do we have roaming around New York City? Who else is going to come? Harry Potter, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Snape? Seriously I think New York needs a Hogwarts of its own with these magicians."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"God that guy who is wearing red won't shut the hell up, always yapping, yapping, yapping."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
{{ Been watching The Boys last night and thinking about RPing as Queen Maeve.}}
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
"Come as you are, as you were As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend As an old enemy Take your time, hurry up Choice is yours, don't be late Take a rest as a friend As an old Memoria, memoria Memoria, memoria Come doused in mud, soaked inbleach As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend As>>
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
She kills a spider that is on the wall with her hand in her office, then looked at her hand in disgust, "Ew," she washes her hands in the kitchen and drys them off with a towel, "I told you that New York has an arachnia problem."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Throws the glass bottle against the wall in her office, knowing fully who wrote that. "Asshole."
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
She passes by a group of protesters on against mutants. ~Jessica Thoughts~ "What's gotten into this world? Especially New York for instance? People yelling out that their freaks and god hates mutants, and so much more… they're some good and some bad mutants around. Mutants deserve the right to>>
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
She wakes up after her hangover, wiping the saliva off her mouth, squinting and rubbing her eyes from the sunlight is beaming at her apartment. "God what happened last night?" She asked herself while looking at the empty bottle of Smirnoff Ice. "Shit."
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