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Ho(e)metown Homo

@pigmakebacon.bsky.social
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An aggressively transgender schizophrenic with a great sense of humor

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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else have that transphobic black man in their head that tells them to play that funky music when theyre making a sick beat?
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
just a reminder as this pride month nears its end: you wont escape me but i like the chase, so keep running
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My wife (fictional character) is out working (not being real) to pay for us to eat (i dont have a job) so im spending tonight alone (this is no different from usual)
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Who up marking they plier
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They call me mentally ill because im mentally ill
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Getting into bed with freshly cleaned sheets is like sex aside from the fact ive never had sex
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy mothers day to any milfs that wanna pin me down and have their way with me
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
All the resources for autistic food aversion are made for parents trying to help their 5 year olds, i need something that works without relying on “tricking” me. I just want to learn how to eat things without feeling sick. Give me your tips bluesky
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey tech bros, you should wear these so people wont beat you up!
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I be farting and shit
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you want to ban pronouns i assume youre terrible at scrabble because otherwise youd know just how many words fall under that classification
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They call me the purple guy because im a white woman
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Im just kinda in a “lookin at boobs” stage of my life right now
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Either remove zenyatta from overwatch or make his fucking discord orb take longer than 8 seconds to be able to put it on someone again because i break LOS and by the time im shooting again i have 1-2 seconds and im instantly discorded again, i either have to not engage in the pvp game or not play
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Whats the point of even posting on here when not even my friends look at it
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@hypixel.net please just let me fish a flexbone so i can progress through galatea i beg of you
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bald guy who loves family and isnt wearing his glasses and ate beans: gas and blurriness
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
.....must.....resist........temptation.......
a screenshot from pokemon ultra sun in which the text says "you've collected 67 totem stickers"
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When donald trump speaks, at first im annoyed. But then, i am reminded of my good friend mr hippo and i smile
The mr hippo speech from ultimate custom night
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
What if sleeping is like not being awake
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In 5 hours ill have been not self hurtied for 4 months and 20 days
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Making ramen. Straight ramen it. And by it, i mean my noodle
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Companies updating their apps be like: Removed kevin Added a feature that most people will never use but 5 people will LOVE and we’ll randomly remove it without warning in a few months/years various bug fixes and improvements Added another “feature” that forces ai down your throat Killed 4 babies
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
you know those posts where it has text saying something like super normal then theres some letters in red which spell a "deeper" meaning and its usually like incel teenagers who actually think its profound? i made one because i have an important confession about myself
the image says "i survived" with  the letters spelling "i red" in the color red, this is because i am red
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Im sorry kitten, mommy doesnt have the energy to get out of bed today
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I love my stupid lil belt penis
The belt isnt tucked into the buckle so the excess is hanging forward and vaguely looks like a penis, this is funny.
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sick of all these poser terrorists blowing shit up just cause they dont like it and acting like that makes them terrorists. They dont have a message to send or a point to prove, they just wanna see things go boom. Respect the art you powder snorting lobotomite
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I took a shower
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I havent had the energy to shower in so long, in a couple days itll have been a month. I just want to not smell like a rotting corpse
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Imagine, if you will, a group of exactly 517 people from utah all running across a field in 3 piece suits chanting a quote from the zack snyder superman movie
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Racist baker who refuses to use brown sugar
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I wouldnt tell anyone if there were visual indicators using text and/or symbols to convey important information… but there would be signs
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
No we still want chocolates
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I just learned a curse that makes people piss their pants, will now be using it against people on overwatch
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Im just like, kinda gay and stuff
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
1100 calorie breakfast, somehow im still cripplingly underweight when i eat like this constantly
A whole lotta food
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I urgently need to think of a british thing that would get used as a vibrator in a british version of masturbation
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Do british people use tea as lube
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Do british people use unseasoned boiled steaks as dildos?
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Do british people use beans as anal beads?
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Tummy hurts, got too gregnant. Gonna have a gregbortion later at the gregged parenthood
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Large birds
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You ever play a game so much it starts bleeding into your dreams? For years ive had dreams where im straight up just playing fucking fortnite. During Wrecked i would hear a car in my dreams and i would go into panic mode, this also happened to a lesser extent in real life. Shits crazy man
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Especially dont hit a billionaire with one!!
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If i post a bajillion times at least one of them will make me microfamous and im just waiting for that one
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Guy who mishears “i want pizza” as “i want petes ahh” and shows pictures of petes ass
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Im so tired my eyes are burning but i like kinda wanna keep scrolling
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Im foaming at the mouth every time i listen to a @bitbreaker.bsky.social song, please check out their music they just dropped a new song
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Do you think Buddha would give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok? Or would he say it in another language
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Ho(e)metown Homo @pigmakebacon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Can we all build a blanket fort and eat pizza and smoke weed? That would be super cool and awesome
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