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🪄 Pépin le Fou 🦨 Kalos Elite Four’s « Le Pierrot de Mode Monochrome »

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𝐋𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝'𝐎𝐫 @pasdepeur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mme. Fujibayashi. Please return to Kalos. Our resident clown will put on a 'performance' to celebrate.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 03/10/2026
A celebration calls for a show.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 29/09/2026
C’est pour ça qu’on n’épouse pas les Galariens.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 27/09/2026
Drasna terrifies me.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
“So I revised the props,” he states in his usually contrasting monotonous tone. “No one died. The thieves are before us. Our Little Light is unharmed.” He gestures grandly at Auria from Drasna’s cradled arms. When neither appear amused immediately: “Though I suspect I am about to be.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
‘our brave little Chevalière decides that the appropriate place for a sixteen-year-old is between said pistol and the court fool.” He mimics a damsel in distress and falls into Drasna’s arms like a cartoon character.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
“Act one: 4 workmen arrive without intention of working. Poor vendor approval, or what...” One finger raises. “Act two: they produce a pistol. Without any of the childlike whimsy required to wield one.” A second finger. “Act three…” Pépin turns his head toward Auria.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚂 𝚘𝚛, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚁𝙴, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙿𝙴 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙻𝚊 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚎̀𝚛𝚎 𝚍’𝙾𝚛 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙿𝚎́𝚙𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎: 𝙿𝚎́𝚙𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚛: 𝙿𝚎́𝚙𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚞 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚗: 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚎́𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎́𝚏𝚎́𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 “For you, my lady. The program.” He waits for Drasna to take it.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
One hand disappears beneath his coat. There is a the rustling sound of thick paper. Pépin produces two copies of playbill from seemingly nowhere and presents it to his two new coworkers. Each is hand drawn in a graphic style with eerie illustrations of the jester playing every role.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
“I was there.” He gestures toward Auria with only his eyes. “She was there too. but her version will contain words like criminal, reckless, and accountability. Awful storytelling.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 25/09/2026
“Ah. L’incident.” That was his cue.. He slips from behind Auria, suddenly composed. Too composed. He raises one finger toward the knight before she can elaborate. “You’ll spoil the opening.” He turns to Drasna with a small bow, one hand pressed theatrically to his chest.
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Team Magma Courtney @teammagmamind.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"Analysis... complete." [And all these changing faces never bothered her at all, they just existed as a backdrop, or a portrait on a wall.] -Heavily headcanon portrayal of Magma Admin Courtney, post ORAS/Delta Episode. Trying to be a better person. Trying. -Loves fire. -No lewds. #PTRP #MVRP
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Team Magma Courtney @teammagmamind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Standing at the base of the tower with a photo-taking camera in hand, pointing towards it. She stares blankly.)
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 14/09/2026
“Elite Drasna,” he says monotonously and quieter than the knight’s heard all day. “Wish we had time for a proper introduction. Appears a troupe of fools wandered in after me today. La petite Chevaliere wishes to introduce you.” He looks seriously at the knight, his sudden social situation diffuser.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 14/09/2026
He’s immediately wary of being the woman’s next victim. Earnest affection has always been one of his greatest horrors. He begins to squirm like a Grubbin The clown stays a distance away, keeping at least some portion of the knight’s protected body between him and this awfully cheerful old woman.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 12/09/2026
“Accountability?” He counts to an imaginary number on his gloved fingers while following several paces behind, hands clasped behind his back. At the mention of Lady Drasna, he leans slightly to one side, peering over Auria’s shoulder at the door. “Sensible. I hear dragons are excellent mediators.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 12/09/2026
When she rejects the dripping rose he tosses it over his shoulder into the face of one of the bound burglars. The chevaliere pivots and the clown mimes the over exaggerated sobbing of a devastated cartoon behind her back before following.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 12/09/2026
Yet you dislike clowns, jesters, and fools. Who am I to refuse you?
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 12/09/2026
A willing participant is always welcome at a Pépin le Fou show.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 11/09/2026
Chef Siebold resigned to devote more time to baking snails in herbs and butter. I am nearly three days his replacement. I battle, oui.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 11/09/2026
You can imagine my predicament.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 11/09/2026
I am often mistaken for a psychiatric event. Common mistake.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 11/09/2026
Finally. Someone who gets me. [ the deepest, most exaggerated baisemain you can imagine with a blasé expression (beneath his permanent perriot face) ] Pépin le Fou. Formally.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
Avec plaisir. Nothing settles a migraine like prolonged exposure to a clown.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
Mm. Merci. Do all your cigarettes glow comme ça? Or is this one just happy to see me?
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Keroreud @keroreud.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Pierrot le Fou
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
Might I bum one?
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
A knight and a jester walk into a bar—
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
He turns to Auria. “For you.” The jester summons and offers her a wilted rose dipped in sticky ink from his sleeve in a rehearsed movement. It leaves a stringy black trail on the floor and continues to dribble in midair. “Shall you inform the queen she missed the pre-dinner show? Or shall I?”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
“Unfortunately, so have I. Which means I must return to my modules.” Péoin le Four and Grigri posture themselves proudly in the middle of the corridor before bowing (multiple times) toward the heap of men. It’s as if the pair are basking in an imaginary spotlight at the end of a grand stage.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 10/09/2026
“Still, four unconscious, none dead. Très professionnel.” He wanders over to crouch beside the dizzy and disarmed gunman and gives the man’s cheek two offensively cheerful pats all with the emotion of a bored fourth-grader. “Good news, monsieur. You’ve survived my first day.” He rises.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Grigri the Sableye opens its mouth in a wide, toothy grin. It snickers, both its claws now present. Pépin looks to his fellow courtier. “The finalé is yours, my friend.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Everyone is quiet or stunned. The faux workers mumble amongst themselves beneath their masks. Then—painfully slow—a little paper flag slides from the barrel of the still-raised gun bearing Pépin’s illustrated face crudely drawn in crayon making this expression: 😵
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
“As you wish, I will perform one final trick.” Unexpectedly to everyone in the corridor, the gunman, suffering from severe coulrophobia (poor thing), accidentally fires off the weapon in the direction of the knight and fool. It’s abrasive and the sound ricochets around the palace.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
One of the men mutters something about leaving with the Queen-Champion’s crown jewels, implying this was only a distraction. How dare he… “Gentlemen, say no more,” Pépin takes a dramatic step forward, swaying the audience’s attention AND the gun’s barrel back in his direction.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
“Careful, ma petit chevaliére. Never turn away willing audience participation.” Grigri twitches. The Sableye’s glimmering eyes are fixed upon the pistol with a sadistic hunger. One of its claws slips discretely behind its back and disappears into thin air as if no-clipping into another realm.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
When the pistol shifts toward the Queensguard one of the fool’s eyebrows raises in intrigue. At least ten years his junior and she’s standing between him and a loaded gun. Hilarious! …Perhaps she was more a performer than he’d thought—if the golden plate armor wasn’t a dead giveaway.
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C Zander @cayyru.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
posting this here because it was suggested on this account Sableye (mega cause the mega is silly but still cool) for @feelingbleu.bsky.social
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
A thick shadow seeps from beneath Pépin’s black garb and down his leg to settle heavily on the marble floor before him. A particularly nasty looking clawed imp with crudely cut bloodred gemstones for eyes rises creepily from the pitch black. “It seems my assistant is ready for the next act.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
“I was hoping for a matinee, ma petite chevalière, but our workmen brought their own props.” He gives the bell one last, delicate ring. His expression is blank under the frown inked upon his face. “In poor taste. A pistol is a terrible way to get a laugh. Everyone goes quiet before the punchline.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Il y a quelque chose qui cloche. 🔔
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
What a way to go, non? Could we all be so unlucky.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Merci, Your Majesty. I’ve always wanted to be a court jester. It’s the only job where making an ass of yourself and the court is considered a service to the crown.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Without waiting, he reaches into his mouth and pulls out a length of red ribbon (and pulls and pulls). By the time several feet lay coiled on the floor one man pulls A GUN from a bag. Pépin pauses, the ribbon still between his teeth. “Ah,” A final tug produces a small brass bell. “There it is.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
"Bonjour, messieurs. First day. I was just learning how not to touch people." The men are clearly spooked by the Pierrot’s appearance. Some stare at him and others exchange awkward looks. “I know. I know… Would you like to see something worse?”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
From the corridor outside came the sound of raised voices and the commotion of a struggle. Pépin looked up from his laptop inexpressively. “An audience." He abandoned the training module and wanders toward the source, where several masked workmen appear to be having a disagreement.
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 09/09/2026
Pépin’s le Fou’s first day at la ligue had begun with a mandatory online course on sexual harassment. He learned many things. Most of which he felt were quite obvious. The module was now explaining that a joke isn’t necessarily okay just bc the person telling it found it funny. “Quelle tragédie.”
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 08/09/2026
[ straight-faced ] Ah. A standing ovation. I was beginning to worry. [ he gathers a pile of confetti from his shoulder and presses it into her palm. ] A souvenir. [ he starts off down the hall, his left shoe making a miserable squeak with every step. he stops to shake it out and continues on. ]
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🃏 @pierrot.pokenavs.net · 08/09/2026
Malédiction… I spent days hole-punching that confetti from my numerous declined resumés and rejection letters.
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