M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Candy store owner: " if you bought more candy it would be good for you. It would become good for everyone if you bought a lot more of it. From me I mean" 0103
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was delayed in Dallas after a mechanical thing and we were about to get on the plane for real this time and the flight attendant stops both my wife and I and just says "you can't bring that on". And she meant my tiny little sling bag, that everyone just puts in their carryon anyway. I just laughed 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Part of why I love Zohran is he really makes it seem like government can be your friend. It can work for you, it can be friendly and effective at providing people what they need. That's such a simple thing but it could transform American politics. Perfect antidote to Reagan era shit 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 17/09/2026she Fire on my Emblem til my Fortune Weave 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can't stop thinking about their elbows hitting each other and then devolving into a slapfight while the national anthem plays 010
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They were gonna fly a fucking 777 over downtown Denver and the announcement was like "it ok, don't call 911, nothing is wrong". Yeah that'll do it! 020
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was proud at lunch for finishing this package of hot dogs before they went bad and Ruth was like "you ate... the hot dogs that you bought? To eat? That's it?". And I felt like I was in a Chotiner interview 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm biased cause I never played Ocarina as a kid and I started with Wind Waker - which I think is the best looking game of all time and has aged like wine. But I always thought OoT was uggo. Like even adjusting for technology at the time it was uggo. The remake is also uggo, so I guess that's good? 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There's a whole subreddit of losers making AI comics and they post them for each other. Look at this fucking bullshit. It's about the robot not making a good image for you when you press the button. Extraordinary loser shit!! 100
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You're laughing. He's established five working groups on affordability and you're laughing 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Imagination Library didn't have enough funding to cover Colorado, so we never had it, but my kid gets books from the thrift store all the time cause they're like $1. And they're ALL Imagination Library books. So even if you aren't actually in the program, it's easier to find kids books anywhere 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Last summer was all about Spaghets. There is also a version called the "Linguin" where it's High Life and Amaro Montenegro and they're also excellent 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Odysseus getting home and defeating all the suitors and then doing a bunch of shit on his list from before he left. WD-40 the squeaky door. Powerwash driveway. Clean out the gutters 100
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026extremely complicated Rube Goldberg contraption that ends with a cop getting hit in the nuts 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sometimes a movie will come up in conversation and I'll be like "oh yeah, I heard that was good!". But what I actually mean is "oh yeah, I have heard that that is a movie, which exists" 000
Reposted by M. Night ChalametPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Some of our favourite places for envelope security pattern collections. 1. www.flickr.com/photos/josep... 424854
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I loved Persona 5 but not being able to save at any time - like in a dungeon - made me give it up. I can't play games like that anymore 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My monitor is a piece of shit and broke but the way the backlight broke makes it look like my laptop is illuminating it, like holding a flashlight up to your chin 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Do you know how fucking stoked I would be 110
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It's weird having a kid a few years after COVID because things are like aggressively worse in so many measurable ways but actually talking about it makes me feel like a Boomer on facebook talking about how nice McDonald's was when you could get super sized fries 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"Don't you want rich assholes in your shitty little town? Wouldn't it be better if some REAL people legitimized your little dirt hole??" 010
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fantastic piece. This part really stuck with me and I think sums up the moment really well: tying any criticism of Israel or support for Palestine to antisemitism is one of the most obviously antisemitic things you can do. 000
Reposted by M. Night ChalametDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's always the ones you expect the most 2907
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Instagram: The app determined to make you quit using it through sheer user experience flaws 010
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am a freak because I actually like the hospital? I like the big shiny building, I like the waiting areas, I like when you can visit someone and the nurse is like "the snack room is down the hall" and you just get to go crazy on bad coffee and graham crackers. 100
Reposted by M. Night ChalametDOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026FRIDAY THE 13TH ATLUS 1989 NES 7671182
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You will hear this noise at the exact moment my soul leaves my body www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPV...youtube.comPs1 startup soundYouTube video by quarter pounder31 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Richard Portable Toddler Potty w/ Removable Seat and wetwipe storage - Sage Green 000
Reposted by M. Night ChalametScare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made 138431087
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You couldn't make Lawrence of Arabia today. Obviously, because most of the people who made it or starred in it are dead. 010
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/07/2026IDK if Sam Neill is my favorite actor but he is definitely the one I wanted to hang out with the most. Devastating 020
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is fucking insane. There is like this gigantic conspiracy of sexist pieces of shit doing performative left shit that fooled some of the hardest working people in the movement wholecloth. Rotten top to bottom. What the fuck man 101
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Adobe straight up adding a "rip-off this artist for me" button in Illustrator 010
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Man I did feel pretty crazy this was not the end of it 100
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Belgium is the maximally funniest country for the US to get dominated by. They have no historical rivalry or any current affairs beefs with us, we just happen to be in their way and they annihilated us 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I have been such a huge Schweizer fan online for so long and I'm so stoked for my first book I cannot BELIEVE the print copy is only 20 bucks!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sch...kickstarter.comOutlaw's Apprentice: Broken BladeBook one of the Appalachian-inspired swashbuckling fantasy graphic novel series 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I'll never forget Degette getting on stage at a protest when Roe got overturned and said "we have to fight!" and I was like "ok well what the fuck have you been doing this whole time" 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It's make a terrible comic day!!! Well yesterday was. I think? This skeet was not researched #terriblecomicday #terriblecomicday2026 110
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I was actually pretty worried about Kiros until Degette started doing the antisemite schtick. I am still worried about how much more money she has, but that shit has backfired so hard that I think Kiros is gonna do it. 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The "terrible twos" so far are more that your kid is just insane. It's not really terrible, your kid will sometimes just be completely out of their mind. Today that meant some fussing but also singing "Golden" in a Gollum voice 000
M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We need to start importing these guys they should stay after the world cup 000