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M. Night Chalamet

@pierogiprince.bsky.social
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famous american sweet boy. I make comics sometimes

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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Candy store owner: " if you bought more candy it would be good for you. It would become good for everyone if you bought a lot more of it. From me I mean"
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was delayed in Dallas after a mechanical thing and we were about to get on the plane for real this time and the flight attendant stops both my wife and I and just says "you can't bring that on". And she meant my tiny little sling bag, that everyone just puts in their carryon anyway. I just laughed
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Part of why I love Zohran is he really makes it seem like government can be your friend. It can work for you, it can be friendly and effective at providing people what they need. That's such a simple thing but it could transform American politics. Perfect antidote to Reagan era shit
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's do it guys. Socialism time C:
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
she Fire on my Emblem til my Fortune Weave
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are those really your BEST regards?
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about their elbows hitting each other and then devolving into a slapfight while the national anthem plays
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They were gonna fly a fucking 777 over downtown Denver and the announcement was like "it ok, don't call 911, nothing is wrong". Yeah that'll do it!
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"you are alone" lmfao
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was proud at lunch for finishing this package of hot dogs before they went bad and Ruth was like "you ate... the hot dogs that you bought? To eat? That's it?". And I felt like I was in a Chotiner interview
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm biased cause I never played Ocarina as a kid and I started with Wind Waker - which I think is the best looking game of all time and has aged like wine. But I always thought OoT was uggo. Like even adjusting for technology at the time it was uggo. The remake is also uggo, so I guess that's good?
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a whole subreddit of losers making AI comics and they post them for each other. Look at this fucking bullshit. It's about the robot not making a good image for you when you press the button. Extraordinary loser shit!!
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You're laughing. He's established five working groups on affordability and you're laughing
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Imagination Library didn't have enough funding to cover Colorado, so we never had it, but my kid gets books from the thrift store all the time cause they're like $1. And they're ALL Imagination Library books. So even if you aren't actually in the program, it's easier to find kids books anywhere
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Last summer was all about Spaghets. There is also a version called the "Linguin" where it's High Life and Amaro Montenegro and they're also excellent
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Odysseus getting home and defeating all the suitors and then doing a bunch of shit on his list from before he left. WD-40 the squeaky door. Powerwash driveway. Clean out the gutters
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
extremely complicated Rube Goldberg contraption that ends with a cop getting hit in the nuts
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sometimes a movie will come up in conversation and I'll be like "oh yeah, I heard that was good!". But what I actually mean is "oh yeah, I have heard that that is a movie, which exists"
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Some of our favourite places for envelope security pattern collections. 1. www.flickr.com/photos/josep...
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I loved Persona 5 but not being able to save at any time - like in a dungeon - made me give it up. I can't play games like that anymore
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My monitor is a piece of shit and broke but the way the backlight broke makes it look like my laptop is illuminating it, like holding a flashlight up to your chin
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you know how fucking stoked I would be
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Have you had cheese foam boba? Come on
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's weird having a kid a few years after COVID because things are like aggressively worse in so many measurable ways but actually talking about it makes me feel like a Boomer on facebook talking about how nice McDonald's was when you could get super sized fries
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Don't you want rich assholes in your shitty little town? Wouldn't it be better if some REAL people legitimized your little dirt hole??"
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fantastic piece. This part really stuck with me and I think sums up the moment really well: tying any criticism of Israel or support for Palestine to antisemitism is one of the most obviously antisemitic things you can do.
“Melat is flat-out not an antisemite,” Whitehorn said. He thinks he would have noticed by now. “Of the five people who made campaign decisions on a day-to-day basis, four of us were Jewish,” he said. “Claire is the only one who isn’t,” Whitehorn added, laughing with Simonson.

Despite their own certainty about Kiros’s character, the attacks landed heavily with the team, particularly Orloff and Whitehorn. “It’s really tough when you have people who are intelligent and in the grasstops in this community calling Michael and myself kapos,” Orloff said, referring to a slur meant to evoke Jewish concentration camp inmates who collaborated with their Nazi jailers. “It feels very personal. But this conversation is happening and they’re not going to shut it down.”

“As a Jew, I was raised with a communal kind of ethos which aligns very closely with Melat’s policy perspectives,” Whitehorn said.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's always the ones you expect the most
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Instagram: The app determined to make you quit using it through sheer user experience flaws
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I fuckin love Doctor De Soto!!!
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am a freak because I actually like the hospital? I like the big shiny building, I like the waiting areas, I like when you can visit someone and the nurse is like "the snack room is down the hall" and you just get to go crazy on bad coffee and graham crackers.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FRIDAY THE 13TH ATLUS 1989 NES
A knife plunging towards a hockey mask
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You will hear this noise at the exact moment my soul leaves my body www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPV...
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Ps1 startup sound
YouTube video by quarter pounder31
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Richard Portable Toddler Potty w/ Removable Seat and wetwipe storage - Sage Green
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You couldn't make Lawrence of Arabia today. Obviously, because most of the people who made it or starred in it are dead.
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
IDK if Sam Neill is my favorite actor but he is definitely the one I wanted to hang out with the most. Devastating
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Obama has obtained a Death Note
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is fucking insane. There is like this gigantic conspiracy of sexist pieces of shit doing performative left shit that fooled some of the hardest working people in the movement wholecloth. Rotten top to bottom. What the fuck man
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Adobe straight up adding a "rip-off this artist for me" button in Illustrator
A screenshot of Adobe Illustrator where a generative AI prompt example includes "Reference a visual style"
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Man I did feel pretty crazy this was not the end of it
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium is the maximally funniest country for the US to get dominated by. They have no historical rivalry or any current affairs beefs with us, we just happen to be in their way and they annihilated us
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
WHAT'S UP
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have been such a huge Schweizer fan online for so long and I'm so stoked for my first book I cannot BELIEVE the print copy is only 20 bucks!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sch...
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Outlaw's Apprentice: Broken Blade
Book one of the Appalachian-inspired swashbuckling fantasy graphic novel series
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'll never forget Degette getting on stage at a protest when Roe got overturned and said "we have to fight!" and I was like "ok well what the fuck have you been doing this whole time"
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's make a terrible comic day!!! Well yesterday was. I think? This skeet was not researched #terriblecomicday #terriblecomicday2026
Panel 1: a blob like person looking off screen. "My cat is so cute!"
Panel 2: a speech bubble appears from off-panel: "mew".
Panel 3: Blob like person: "She's just out of frame!".
Panel 4: "Mow" appears from off panel. Blob person smiles in that direction.
Panel 5: blob like person stops smiling and looks at the viewer.
Panel 6: BLP asks "can you draw her instead of just me or -" (a square editor box blocks the speech bubble and reads): "NO."
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I was actually pretty worried about Kiros until Degette started doing the antisemite schtick. I am still worried about how much more money she has, but that shit has backfired so hard that I think Kiros is gonna do it.
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The "terrible twos" so far are more that your kid is just insane. It's not really terrible, your kid will sometimes just be completely out of their mind. Today that meant some fussing but also singing "Golden" in a Gollum voice
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We CAN have nice things
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M. Night Chalamet @pierogiprince.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We need to start importing these guys they should stay after the world cup
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