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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️

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both a trans woman trying to make it in the Midwest and Kargolyn Longfang the kobold that thinks shes the most powerful dragon to ever live tenderqueer tucute, 37, minors DNI Please help me buy hormones! cash.app/$PickMeSquirrel

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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ray Schmuckles from the comic Achewood, a American shorthair round-eared cat drawn in a very minimalist B&W cartoon style, is looking shocked and saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
PSA for cis folks out there: they/them is fine if you DO NOT know the subjects preferred pronouns. if you do know them, refuse to use them and instead opt for they/them then you are misgendering the subject, which is a transphobic microagression just use preferred pronouns when known. it's simple
Escape from Vault Disney

@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social

You will never convince me "they/them is misgendering" isn't a psyop designed specifically to make trans people look crazier and more unreasonable than they actually are.

I have spoken with multiple actual trans people about this IRL. THEY all agree empathically, "they/them" is universal. It's a failsafe that applies to everyone.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i just think MJOLNIR armor is sexy, I can't help it. it's round and angular at the same time, in all the right ways!
a Spartan wearing MJOLNIR armor from the game series Halo. This is a full suit of futuristic military armor, with thick sloped plates of future alloy worn over top a black rubber bodysuit. This particular set of armor has a bulbous chest plate, a chunky codpiece, and a large half-bubble helmet with a yellow polarized face shield. The Spartan has a box connected to the left thigh containing two circular objects, possibly grenades, and the right vambrace has an angular protrusion, possibly some sort of energy shield. the plates are a very desaturated grey-green color.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
fat robot dragons are pretty peak. get a loud of this one, look at his big round tummy
Mecha Dragon from Mega Man 2: the Power Fighters

it is a mechanical dragon with green and yellow plating. it's almost spherical torso has stumpy arms, legs, and wings, as well as a long tail and neck with a leering face
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
you should stick to talking about your toy collections, Sammy boy, politics seems a bit too much for you
 cishet white man wearing a white baseball hat and a grey Expos hoody. he is extremely white, cis, and male
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
a meme of an edited 4chan post. at the top is a picture of a "controversial" Animal Crossing mod that gives Isabelle the portions of an average woman.

poster 1: >this is [modded] art
Did someone at [Nexus] have an adult woman fetish?

poster 2: >adult woman fetish
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
this is the entirety of the animal crossing thing
Isabelle from Animal Crossing modded to have average sized breasts
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I think its important to be clear about what people are calling "sexualization" it's just average sized breasts. a pair of full Cs in a blouse buttoned up to the top. there is literally nothing sexualized about it, it's just a dog woman. just a regular person, not goonerbait. *I* have bigger boobs
Isabelle from Animal Crossing. she is a yellow dog with a thick mop of hair partially held in a top knot with bangs. she is wearing a red flower print blouse, a beige knee length skirt, and brown flats. normally Isabelle has a round, egg-shaped body, but has been modded so that she has moderately sized breasts
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
you don't know how to use a dictionary?
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
phe·no·type
/ˈfēnəˌtīp/
nounBiology
the set of observable characteristics of an individual resulting from the interaction of its genotype with the environment.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
everything except for "perfectly finish the work given to [me]" is pretty accurate 💜☺️💜
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You are a reliable person who earns the trust of those around you. 

You prefer handling work alone and try to solve problems yourself rather than relying on others. 

You keep promises well, especially valuing punctuality. 

you know well what you like and dislike. 

your responsible and perfectly finish the work given to you.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"a transgender"
an image from the movie Inglorious Basterds, where an American posing as a Nazi blows his cover by making an innocuous gesture that his adversary immediately recognizes as not being authentically German.

likewise, the poster i am replying to has outed himself as an anti-trans bigot
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
you are literally a meme
comic by Matt Bors, the final panel. 

Serf: We should improve society somewhat.

A smarmy liberal emerging from a well: Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
so this isn't you? if it isnt then it is highly accurate to your writing style
Jeff Fecke
@jkfecke

Shorter Reason: here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
that's less of a death threat than the death threats you make to trans women
Talib Kweli: I don't make threats. I make promises.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
here's receipts of you threatening a trans woman, and being a dorkass loser about it too
Pink Noah

Is that another threat? Keep it up man

Talib Kweli

I don't make threats. I make promises.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
a meme of a hand waggling under water to try and attract a fish. the fish says "It's not even bait at this point."
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
you need to take this last line out of your bio, you're not an ally to anybody
a cropped screenshot of Chris Missal's bio, the relevant portion reads "Ally for all, including the unhoused and those in recovery"
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i found the light, it was inside of me all along 💜
Kargolyn Longfang, a bronze kobold, glowing with a golden inner light
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
baby Kargolyn
a version of Kargolyn Longfang drawn in the style of a small reptile like a bearded dragon. her body is flat and round and lying on the ground. her short, stubby hind limbs lay splayed out and her fore limbs prop her up. her head is raised proudly as she basks in bright light
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I have feelings about #Dispatch, spoilers ahead, mostly in the next posts. but my first thought is why does Robert look *exactly* like human Chilchuck?
Robert Robertson from the game Dispatch. he is a caucasian man with reddish-brown hair, a long, angular face, and light stubble. he is wearing a blue work button up and a headsetChilchuck from the anime Dungeon Meshi. normally a halfling, due to magical schenangians he has been turned into a human. he has reddish brown hair in the same style and Robert, a long angular face, and heavier stubble. he is wearing a breastplate over a dark tunic and a green muffler
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
how can anybody hate Calumon or early 2000s dubs, this is amazing
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I unfortunately need help. last Monday i injured my knee and lost an entire week of work, unpaid. Ive returned to work on reduced hours, and should be allowed back to normal duties Wednesday, but the income is lost. please help! CashApp: $PickMeSquirrel paypal: @soniahobaugh venmo: @PickMeSquirrel
a black knee brace worn of khaki work pants
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I made my own yingsona last night
a yinglet, a short furred mammalian creature with digitigrade legs with thin stick like forearms and calves, long tails, and a single exposed tooth for opening clams

this particular yinglet has cream colored fur with dark areas on her forearms and calves, like long songs and gloves, and a black mask-like pattern on the fir around her pink eyes. she has brown, wavy hair, and a look of anxiousness on her face.

she wears a green blouse over her massive breasts, white breeches over her thighs, and a red ribbon on her tailas before, but the yinglet is in profile view
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
so I'm not being accused of lying, here it is
There are usually 2 main counter arguments used to discredit the sources we are about to examine
with the aim of rejecting them a priori or to significatly dimish their historical validity and
relevance. 1 - The question of whether these authors wrote independently of Christian thought or
influence. And 2 - the question of whether or not these sources are contemporary to Jesus' life.
These logical structures are massive red flags. They are logical fallacies that should not be taken
seriously by any historian, scholar or amature, Christian apologetic or Atheist alike as they operate
under a false correlation paradigm. We will address both arguments, counter attack and dismantle
them to their very core on sections 10 and 11 respectively.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
when meeting with foreign dignitaries, Empress Kargolyn always dresses to impress art by the amazing @3koboldcoat.bsky.social !!
a picture of Kargolyn Longfang, a bronze-scaled kobold.

Kargolyn is wearing a black kimono with dotted with gold circles with a plant design in the center of the circles. the kimono has a blue sash, and it's chest is left open to expose Kargolyn's breasts that are lightly bound with white cloth. she wears the jagged Longfang Blade sword in her sash, and rests her hand on its hilt. a golden crown with jagged lightning prongs sits on her brow, and a halo of light shines behind her head. Kargolyn has an expression of manic self-confidence and a mischievous smile
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
😤😤😤 damn right
The Girl With Big Titties
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A picture of a despondent and desperate Donald Duck saying "Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe."

Micky Mouse gleefully rebukes, "Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog."
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Kamala Harris shaking hands with Netanyahu
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
screenshot showing that the user above has never cared about the Uyghur genocide
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
two things: first, America isn't directly aiding the genocide in China and isn't defending the genocide in China at the UN like America is doing for Israel second, you don't give a fuck about the Uyghurs
a screenshot showing that heartless creatures has never spoken about the genocide in China before
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
the Megamind No Bitches? meme with no bitches? replaced with No Shooters?
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
a short comic using screenshots from the final battle between Naked Snake and his mentor/mother-figure The Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Water

Panel 1: Snake and The Boss stand opposite one another in a field of Ornithogalum, a white petaled flower

Panel 2: Close up of Snake who says "Are clowns patriotic?"

Panel 3: Close up of The Boss who says "are you?"

Panel 4: Snake, "I'm asking the questions here. Would a clown die for it's country?"

Panel 5: The Boss throws off her cloak, revealing the stark white combat suit underneath and declares "Everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown."
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
the IDF are the only ones who use Palestinians as human shields
two innocent Palestinian men being marched in front of a Merkava tank
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
i hacked into your mainframe and found this under C:documents>homework>homework3>files>secret_do_not-open>judahlionesssexy.png care to explain?
Nala from the Lion King, lying supine with an expression of sultry lust in her eyes, and the flag of Israel hastily edited onto her forehead.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
when i use it it's called the Astora Faggot Sword
an image of the Astora Straight Sword from Dark Souls 1. it is a straight, double-edged blade with a dark grey hilt and pale gold cross guard that curves slightly outwards towards the blade
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
it looks even longer wet! 😁
a white trans woman wearing a black satin camisole with lace, and her breasts and cleavage are in center frame. her wet hair dangles in front of her, down to the tops of her breasts, and she smiles widely. her eyes and top half of her face are not visible
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
my hair has gotten so long, it's past my shoulders!! ☺️🥰☺️
a picture of a white trans woman wearing a beige camisole and a dark grey-green cardigan frames from the bottom of the chin to the top of her stomach, her full breasts and cleavage framed front and center. curly silver-gold hair tumbles past one shoulder
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#deltarune theory I think I know Ralsei's Light World counterpart. now, many people think Ralsei comes Kris' old horns, but let's consider these things about Ralsei * White * Covered in fur * Takes pain away * Lives to please others what does that sound like? that's right. Toriel's magic wand
a Hitachi magic wand with the blue accents tinted a dark greenRalsei Deltarune, a short young goat person with white fur, kind eyes with half-rim glasses who is wearing a green dress with black accents
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
rolling up to join a biker gang riding one of these and getting just the absolute shit kicked out of me
a mono-wheel motorcycle. it looks like a small dirt bike seat and handlebars resting over top of a single large off road tyre.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
i would do UNSPEAKABLE things to this man
the character Jax from the webseries Amazing Digital Circus. he is a very simplistic 3d rendering of a purple rabbit with yellow eyes and yellow teeth wearing red overalls and yellow gloves. he is smiling and has an expression that conveys he is a huge toxic piece of shit
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
MY BEAUTIFUL SON FINALLY GOT THE BIG HAT!!! 😍💖😍💖😍💖😍 #IchiTheWitch
a two-page spread from the Shonen Jump manga Ichi the Witch. in the first panel, the titular Ichi is standing on a stage runway, showing off his new outfit of a black long sleeved tunic, black leggings, black thigh high boots, and black fingerless gloves.

overtop of this outwit is a black cloak with tassels along the hem and white fur along the shoulders, held by two cords across his chest. additionally, and in Sonia's opinion most critically, Michigan is wearing a wide-brimmed witches hat, with the pointed tip bent backwards at about 4/5ths of the way up. off screen an MC announces "...Ichi the Witch!"

the second, smaller panel is a closeup of Ichi's face. his unkempt black hair peeks out from under the hat, almost brushing his shoulders, and his relaxed pose and expression is contrasted with the sharpness of his eyes.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
and it didn't pass i guess you don't read past the headlines in Crackerrascistland
No council members took up the suggestion and didn't place it on the councils agenda.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
was this your interview? lmao
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is what i had when I left. I added some mods so i could install a hidden HVAC system because it looked nicer that way lol. also since this picture i had added a nuclear reactor and turned the empty room in the upper left into a Mech bay
a spaceship made in the game RimWorld using the Odyssey expansion

it is roughly shaped like a square in the center with blocky protuberance on the left hand side (the rear) and a circular protuberance on the right hand side (the front). The interior of the ship is broken up into several rooms, most notably a central engine room, a cargo bay, a medbay, a weapons bay, a kitchen and attached walk-in freezer, a greenhouse, a nuclear reactor room, and a barracks. Thrusters are dotted in two major groupings at the top and bottom of the rear of the ship, and some maneuvering thrusters along the sides near the front. the only weapons are a line of turrets pointing outwards from the rear of the ship, which is open to the world to allow a barrage of automated gunfire upon landing in enemy territory
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
really, you're taking the words of Chris Christie as gospel? you think this guy is trustworthy? seriously?
Chris Christie being a wretched pile of slime in a human suit
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i bet Peter asks to be webbed up and shocked in the bedroom much like this. that's how MJ can do it with such confidence in a crisis situation, hours and hours of orgiastic muscle memory
Mary Jane Watson, out in the rain, is standing over a fully webbed up goon, holding him dominantly down onto his knees and jamming the electric contacts of her weapon into his neck while argent sparks crackle and pop in the rainy darkness of suburban Queens.
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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
ok MJ the web-shooter/stun gun combo is cool in theory but i really think a glock would be more practical
MJ, journalist and Spider-Man's girlfriend, skulks outside of their home in Queens in the rain after her home was invaded by cronies of Kraven the Hunter. she is shooting one with a very toyetic white and red pistol-shaped weapon that is firing a glob of sticky webs at an already webbed up lackey
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