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PicklesPickles

@picklespickles.bsky.social
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Queer, Californian, creative, plant nut, visual in all ways, physical in a few, as well. ✌🏽🏳️‍🌈 Hoping for peace in a wild new world.

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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honest question, if Rump is so into renaming stuff, why not “faux intelligence?” Sound more luxurious than “super,” no? (This is MY rump, not that RUMP).
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was just checking to see if you were watching me from the street… #fcf
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social did you and Jared have a fun kiki? What a cute idea that you’re buds. Now, STOP. DUDE, you work for D e m o c r a t s. Spelled it out for ya. Pay attention. We vote and we care that this is insane.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Suck it in the sun, boy. #FCF
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s hot, the air is heavy, like this box, and the load I’m about to… #FCF #fatcockfriday #daddyd
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
1? 2? or 3?
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Republicans MUST have invented the evil duvet as a bad joke to us out, proud liberals. There’s no way anyone but a sadist created this frustrating bed component. It looks like this ?!? after 20 min of bed-making.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
OP w/an UCD, XYZ.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Does anyone else get soft when a sexy dude posts pics with a Jesus cross? It’s an instant un-follow. Sorry Christians. #nothot
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Best word: A 🐞lickspittle is a highly derogatory noun used to describe a servile, 🐞fawning flatterer. Someone 🐞who excessively praises, behaves obsequiously towards authority, by constantly agreeing w/ them or laughing at their jokes, to gain a personal🐞 advantage or stay in their good graces. 🐞
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@patagonia.com as the coolest outdoor brand, DON’T be uncool and harsh on the coolest outdoor activist. @pattigonia is NOT someone to sue. She elevates your brand, your mission and your lawsuit is the tackiest, least creative, most “corporate” bull you could do. Drop the lawsuit. Please!
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Booooy did @swalwell f*ck that up. Dude, if you’re a good Democrat (and clearly ya better prove you’re not a scuzzball), at THE LEAST, step outta the gov race, because if you don’t, you’re as despicable as every Republican turd.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Sometimes I wonder if Jessica Fletcher is off at a permanent therapy resort for eternity. Gal saw a murder EVERY week!
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Never have I regretted missing the @macys Thanksgiving parade, before today. Bravo Macy’s for showing @boycotttarget HOW IT’S DONE! DEI YES! Target: NO!
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tr*mp thinks he could just fly all the shutdown-delayed planes himself. Such confidence. But pigs can’t fly.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My optimistic world view: add an “N” to “ice.” Nice. Not ice.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social this can-do gay wants you to BUTCH IT UP. Go as hard left as you can, none of this supporting Charlie K’s special day… Fight like a feral fiend for real Americans, immigrants, women, healthcare. Fight harder.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Was trying on some bathing suits, for the rare days I’m not at the nudie beach… I guess I left the curtain of the fitting room open, and the fine associate at the store kindly snapped this pic. Who says customer service is dead? Not me.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Happy S-ass-urday!
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Is it “freeball-Friday” or “foreskin-Friday?” Do I get extra credit for both? #fsf
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s recently come to my attention that [allegedly] straight guys don’t clean their asses because “it’s gay.” If this is even remotely true, in even minute examples, 🤢 my friends, Redd Foxx has something to tell you…
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If RFK really halts #Ozempic, the retaliation from #realhousewives would be of such epic proportions, he’ll be begging for a vaccine for ANYTHING to avoid their wrath.
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When I don’t freeball, it’s been Calvin’s, for years. They’re junk. Trying to keep my queer $ in the community: do you know an LGBTQ owned underwear co? Need new, but not spending a $ w/ Trump supporters. Tips, pics welcome. Thanks gay comrades! #underwear #gayunderwear
Calvins
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The world is a little better at the nude beach, and my nipples are a little harder…
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PicklesPickles @picklespickles.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Here, queer, stepping into something new. Queer, lefty comrades, hello!
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