mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026boy thinks he has a hard drive, bitch you got a microsoft 🙄 022
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 19/11/2025too many objectively funny bad things have been happening to me lately 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 06/11/2025good morning. i am being hunted for sport right now. its probably fine. im not super worried 020
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 06/11/2025HUGE missed opportunity calling it a mammogram and not an inbreastigation 020
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 07/10/2025making airplane noises while I guide a fork into an electrical socket 031
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 29/09/2025starting my period on day 3 post breakup has to be one of the cruelest things life could’ve thrown at me 050
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 13/09/2025why must outfit inspiration always strike when i have no event to attend 💔 000
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 06/09/2025yes hello!! here i am!! welcome back!! i’m here on your couch will all my things next to me prepped to depart!! i hope you enjoy the gilmore girls in your netflix watch history next to your sec football show!! 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 06/09/2025no matter how many times i babysit the parents coming home part never gets less awkward. it’ll probably be that way if i have kids and i watch their children too. why is it so painful every time 110
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 02/09/2025i’ll celebrate labor day when a man gives birth. tired of these sexist holidays 011
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 31/08/2025i’m tired of being part of the problem i want to be the whole problem 031
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 31/08/2025no for sure yeah uh yeah dude i mean cmon like obviously yeah 031
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 26/08/2025(i put off doing all my onboarding and training courses until now and they’re due tomorrow) 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 26/08/2025i know i did this to myself but does it really have to hurt so much… 110
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 23/08/2025yeast infection? nah..yeast collection. i’m using my clam as an oven to bake homemade sourdough for the crows in my neighborhood. it’s all fun and games until i show up with a gang full of birds demanding respect! 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025@sorenericksen.bsky.social i i love you as though you were my lawyer, veteran, and librarian all rolled up into one spool of thread❤️ 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025imagine if clenching your butt cheeks was the only thing keeping your body from falling apart like legos 110
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 11/08/2025bouncing on it like the dvd logo (aimless technique, never satisfying, avoiding corners, etc.) 142
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025you should be able to bedazzle your iud before they put it up there 020
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025the tattoo gun is calling me by my full government name rn 030
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 06/08/2025NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 000
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 19/07/2025then taking a lyft home while they all sleep over together 💔 100
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 19/07/2025getting fomo when the homies take up all the spots on the couch and i’m given the floor 100
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 17/07/2025shaking unemployed ass to edm at 2pm on a thursday, quantum fiber guy walks in 020
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 17/07/2025got fired today, going to court tomorrow, drinking…..an average wednesday night 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 04/07/2025god i love sitting next to women on a plane. except for that one guy last time with the 10lbs of taffy in his bag, he was cool 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 27/06/2025anytime i have that deep itch in my throat thats connected to my ears all i can think about it how good it would feel to swallow a sword 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 24/06/2025feels so good driving to my preschool teaching job screaming to turnstile at 8am 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 24/06/2025or maybe a new word entirely. like striff or hurch or something. idk we just really need new words to call people bc these bitches are awful 010
mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 24/06/2025we need new swear words. the ones we have aren’t cutting it. im gonna start calling people squelch. god you’re such a disappointing squelch of a human 110
