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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 02/10/2026

10 minutes before Beck goes on stage at Red Rocks, and… fuck. I paid premium prices to be put to sleep.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 29/07/2026

Too many Autistics follow you for you to do this to us.

A screenshot of Chris Kluwe destroying his Autistic followers by promising news in exactly one week and then delivering said news 6 days later.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 23/07/2026

What the shit is this, Chipotle?

A tiny square burrito. I answered my own question.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/06/2026

By inheriting it. Next question.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 22/05/2026

Wife: I bought a paint by numbers book for the kids. The First Page:

We were expecting animals or other children’s things. We got a man farting.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 03/04/2026

The conditions are absolute dog shit, but at least I could get some turns in today. Mandatory apres at the hot tub before giving it another go tomorrow. ⛷️ Cheers, all.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 25/01/2026

Is that really what you’re wearing today?

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 03/01/2026

My daughter picked a helluva day to carry this particular stuffie around.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 19/12/2025

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 13/12/2025

Man, Aiyuk really took a turn for the worse.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 27/11/2025

🎼🎶 Hello darkness my old friend 🎶 #MIZ

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/11/2025

I brought a new baby home today. 29” 278 lbs.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 27/09/2025

A lot of old fucking old nerds at this They Might Be Giants show.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 25/09/2025

Speaking of reading up, try the article.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 24/09/2025

I know, I know… No one cares about your fantasy football team, but… 😫

Week 2 results of fantasy football, where I lost by 0.29 points

Week 3 fantasy football results where I lost by 0.5 points

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 22/09/2025

I know it’s not important but there’s a typo that needs to be fixed.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 13/08/2025

If college sports were included, Mizzou football alone would add 20 points to my misery.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 13/08/2025

This really needs to include college sports. Mizzou increases my misery by at least 20 points.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/08/2025

Okay, well… I beat the house score. Not bad for a machine that needed a ton of force on the joystick to go down-left. Lost four lives because I couldn’t escape with perfect timing.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/08/2025

Time to make some runs at world records.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/08/2025

Cheers from Wrigley Field.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 01/08/2025

Happy birthday Roger Sharpe! (And thus happy international pinball day!) Thanks for playing a game for the ages under immense pressure. You saved pinball and I am eternally grateful.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 23/07/2025

RIP to the most badass St. Louis Blues fan.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 22/07/2025

My favorite Cardinals home games every year, the ones in Denver.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/07/2025

My buddy texted me from a memorabilia shop asking if he should buy this card. I told him to get it authenticated first because there’s a lot of false profits if it’s a fake.

An autographed Jesus Christ rookie card.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 05/07/2025

All other 4th of July parties are null and void. Red Rocks. Every year.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 20/06/2025

These kinds of headlines make me laugh. If the restaurant is failing, it clearly is not a popular one. And the obvious clickbait of obscuring the restaurant’s name until well after the fold in order to meet engagement metrics. 👨‍🍳💋

The Street, in an obvious click bait headline:
“Popular bar and grill chain files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.”

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 14/06/2025

They really buried the lede. These are two solid signs.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 14/06/2025

I fucking hate HOAs.

A letter to the HOA that tells them to fuck off in an entertainingly tactful manner. Fuck HOAs.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 13/06/2025

A work conversation about last nights Cardinals game…

Colleague: this kid going to give the Cards fits tonight or will we handle the rook? (Yesterday 2:14pm)

Me: I foresee a one-hit shutout (Yesterday 2:15pm)

Me: Missed it by one hit (Today 4:38pm)

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 01/06/2025

Feeling extra fortunate tonight.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 20/05/2025

Took the Little Gherkins to their first game at Busch Stadium.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 11/05/2025

So you’re saying it’s a good thing the 4yo got sick today and prevented us from enduring this Rockies game…?

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 08/05/2025

What is this, Bizarro Denver?

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 06/05/2025

Doing touristy shit.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 25/04/2025

I enjoyed every moment of the Blues game tonight. But I especially enjoyed the moment that Luke Schenn crosschecked Jimmy Snuggerud’s kidneys to the beat of the crowd chanting the goal count against his team.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 11/04/2025

Pac-Man machines didn’t get the ability to enter initials until Super Pac-Man in 1982. The equivalent annoying kid move on the OG Pac is to play to the kill screen and park Pac-Man in a spot where he cannot move. You can only reset it by turning the machine off at that point.

The kill screen from my 2013 perfect game of Pac-Man. Note that Pac is stuck on the left above the tunnel.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 01/04/2025

Attention: Brands. This is how you do it.

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 20/03/2025

This is bleak. Though, good luck repossessing on this one. 💩

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Analog Pickle @pickl.es · 03/03/2025

Today I’m finding joy in my kids first time skiing on snow. Little dude can rip it already.

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