Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see a Independent mercia movement, just know it was me that started it 040
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cock-tober, jock-tober, lock-tober, are there any other tobers i should know about? 481
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did I fall all the way down the stairs from the top? Yes. Am I in pain? Yes. Am I alright? Also yes. 250
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I went out this morning not realising how visible my dick was through my shorts 🙃 3241
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I want to do is get a foothold in real estate, why is that SO difficult lmao 060
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is your reminder that fascism spreads faster when you pretend everything around you is okay Inaction fuels the fire :) 061
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Bass Persuasion is actually great and its been stuck in my head 040
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Think i need to size up on underwear, I stay chafing lately 🫡 050
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bruh wtf is up with Uber drivers always taking my feet pics 160
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Time to start on packing my things and then get ready for work 🫡 2332
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Woke up this morning to a letter that explains the landlord is suddenly selling the house and we have to be out by Christmas day :) 270
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Woke up really hating the phrase “cheap and cheerful” Good Morning 😌 190
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The papa johns pineapple and habanero sauce is supreme i cant lie 021
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’m six feet tall btw, in the second picture I was actually crouching 0110
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I dont mind spiders, but when the massive one I’m catching out turns around and decides to rush me I will lose composure. This definitely didn’t just happen to me. 280
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 17/08/20266 days at work on the trot because my day off on Saturday didnt happen lmao. I’m feeling pretty stressed and pissed 🤷🏻♂️ 170
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026How am I supposed to go to work when everyone on here is so fucking sexy? 1130
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I think today is a write-off. I’ve literally been pissed off at nothing all day 😤😩 160
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Stop making buildings with 50 stories Love, someone with height related vertigo 🩷 110
Matt @piatkow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The irony of being a Ronald Reagan relative is not lost on me 170
