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@phxcrt.bsky.social
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Dad of 4. Psychiatrist. Humor

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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exciting things
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every time you crack your car windshield now they have to send two different dudes. One to replace the windshield and then the second one to calibrate it. Back in the old days it was just one dude.
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
👆Been saying this for years
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m out here trying to quit DEPRESSION
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I like to think about that time Bad Bunny said Aye! at the Super Bowl 100 times
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
British people love reminding you that a pig’s hoof is called a trotter
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I mean, like half of my friends are saying you should take an LLM make it give you inputs and then feed those inputs back into another LLM to get better outputs but good grief I feel like that's just a human centipede
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Never argue with your devout Catholic grandma
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Vietnam would like a word
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Doing this audiobook with the kids on the way to and fro school Just treating it at the very most surface level as a story about animals
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Relatable
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You know whats funny is that every time I sit all day in a chair with terrible posture slumped down then go directly to the driving range and rip about 70 full power drives with no warm-up or stretching involved I get this weird back pain.
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The end of every classic Russian short story is just like btw everyone you just read about died right after that
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
To me the phrase “immigration enforcement shot a lady in the face at point blank range“ is like hearing “the IRS shot an innocent guy for alleged tax evasion“. Like why would those agents even carry a gun? It’s immigration. It’s a nonviolent crime.
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Maybe the real “die hard is not a Christmas movie” are their friends we’ve made along the way
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf and now get ready for Elvis Costello with tennis elbow
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I only do orthodox Pilates. I just don’t think reformed is as devout.
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“Test” doing a lot of heavy lifting
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just once in my life I’d like to run downstairs to this at the breakfast table, grab one slice of toast and run out the door saying “bye mom I’m late for class!“
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We are in the sosa McGuire steroid era for academic writing and publishing
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
www.psychiatry.org/news-room/ne...
psychiatry.org
APA Statement on White House Announcement on Autism
In reaction to today’s White House announcement, the American Psychiatric Association issued the following statement:
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I don’t want the president to be a clownish buffoon
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🙋🏼‍♂️ I do
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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a man dressed in a hot dog costume with a yellow sausage
ALT: a man dressed in a hot dog costume with a yellow sausage
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemar...
en.wikipedia.org
Rosemary Kennedy - Wikipedia
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemar...
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Rosemary Kennedy - Wikipedia
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So what brings you in today? Patient:
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
history.house.gov/Historical-H....
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The Most Infamous Floor Brawl in the History of the U.S. House of Representatives | US House of Representatives: History, Art & Archives
The most infamous floor brawl in the history of the U.S. House of Representatives erupted as Members debated the Kansas Territory’s pro-slavery Lecompton Constitution late into the night of February 5...
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why did we pick the term “neoliberal” to mean pro-capital libertarian
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Love being pedantic when I hear young person say they’re cooked I obnoxiously correct them “you mean your GOOSE is cooked young man”
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@theweeklyplanet.bsky.social
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m buying stock and entropy now. I have a feeling it’s gonna go up Q1 of 2025.
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
*at the bowling alley for the first time* Ok so the strat here is pin maxing first roll
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Jimothy!!!
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
📌
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phxcrt.bsky.social @phxcrt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A clever skeet that says “child raising and my kids actually are my creative outlet”
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