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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just overheard my six year old singing “total eclipse of the heart” in the bathroom. I’m dead now.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m trying to be cool. But I really dislike that the Daughters of the King swag is a purse mirror…. 😳

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Watching Mulan with the 6 year old and she said “oooh. I like her skin care routine.” 😳

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When my 9 year old sends me a YouTube video with the title “show this to your mom” I immediately ignore it. Follow me for more parenting tips.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Also: I was at Creighton almost 20 years ago. I didn’t go insane in those last 20 years: but I admit I might be SLIGHTLY more Orthodox than I was back then.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

He did not. I never took a class with him. But he WAS the chair of the theology department when I won the “greatest service to theology award.” (I’m still keeping it tho.)

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Um. It was actually a jelly belly.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

You know you married well when your daughter wants your baseball game to be over so she can watch “Mean Girls” with her dad. You’re the best @theodramatist.com

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Just wait for the fresh mint from our garden!

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

It’s not the first or the last time I say this: you’re my favorite.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Bahahahahahahaha. We trained her well.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

We’re introducing our kids to the top notch movie “kindergarten cop.” our kid said “wait: is that really his sister?” I said: “no. They’re police officers pretending.” Our kid said “why is she lying?” And my husband said “that’s what police officers do.” 😬😳😳😳😬

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I got an email from @theodramatist.com about our cat. But it was was really from our kids who took Chris’ iPad to play “veterinarian.” (They also trapped two out of three cats in a room for this game). It’s a weird and wild world.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I do love that the “Game” is capitalized. That’s appropriate.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

STOP. I’m cheering for my boys.

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KidzBoptotenlieder @theodramatist.com · 20/12/2025

To really show you how things have changed from the early 90s, this police officer from Home Alone was 38 years old.

A police officer in leather jacket with moustache who is visibly not 38 but in his 50s or even 60s.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

So… I was watching a reel of Amy Grant singing a Christmas song. And my kid says “is this a country song?” No. “Is this rap song?” No. “Is this a Romance song?” (And then I just laughed)

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Right? I feel like God sings this song every day. (And still loves us)

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Overheard my five year old making up her own song in the bathtub. The words were “oh yeah, yeah: people are dumb dumb dumb. People are dumb. People are so so dumb.”

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I love when Christians say stuff like this as if it’s not the actual point of Advent. (Posted by my CATHOLIC aunt btw)

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

She also said that the upcoming Christmas pageant is “the most important thing she’s ever done.”

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Our 9 year old let me know that she’s talking to her gym teacher about “going back to church” she said “I told him he should go to dad’s church!” @theodramatist.com and I are raising evangelists and I don’t even care if that’s a brag.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

The child I have with @theodramatist.com just said: “It’s weird to think that we’re mammals. Because, like: we could’ve been fish.”

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I just fixed a non-working garbage disposal ALL by myself: while holding a flashlight from my mouth. Plz. Bow because I am a QUEEN.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Yeah. But I had to real quick make a skeet about my dad.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Staying at my parents house tonight. There are THREE bathrooms in this house: and I just found my dad brushing his teeth in the kitchen.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My five year old asked me at bedtime “mom. Does God love the Devil?” (The answer here is ‘yes.’) But the point of this post is to say: keep asking questions like a five year old: and never ever stop.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Our five year old has discovered “The Greatest Showman” I caught her today making up her own song that had these lyrics “It doesn’t matter what you look like, it doesn’t matter what you sound like: God loves you: and you should be you: because you are so cool.”

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Just overheard my 9 year old say “WELL I’M NOT GOING TO BE A PRIEST.” Fair, girl, fair.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

@theodramatist.com folded laundry and put some of our 8 year olds clothes in my pile thinking they were my size. I’ve never loved him more. (But also: WUT.)

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

My kids played “church camp” for literally 6 hours today and I am so happy.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I made this quilt a few months ago: in response to the current political landscape. The title is “who’s my neighbor?” It’s relevant every day, but especially today.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

You can do it! Optimism ebbs and flows: but the Gospel of Jesus Christ is always real and true.

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

What if I pour gin and tonic on your head tomorrow? What will that mean?

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Mom? How did you break up with your boyfriends before you met dad? Um… I just told them this isn’t going to work. WHAT?! I thought you poured chocolate milk on their heads!!!

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Five year old: “MOM!! This is so crazy!! Mother’s Day was on a church day: AND FATHERS DAY IS ON A CHURCH DAY TOO! SOOOOOO CRAZY!”

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Portia Corbin @phurns.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

You know you’re getting old when you’re like “man… I don’t know what I ate: but something at that church potluck is making me burp all night long.”

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