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Can I just say that speaking as a vaguely human shaped thing who has never wanted a Macintosh of any designation and hasn't lusted after any Apple product since the Apple ][ was released, LOL!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

They're called crabs because they're notoriously crabby.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

Get a grip, it's a computer program with a wankers name. It will be sworn at as much as any other malfunctioning computer program, and no amount of pissy little CEO's wetting their pants will change that. Flawed Claude can get in the fucking sea.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18h

With reference to Peter Smegbreath and his public executions: "Capital punishment was designed not just to discipline the condemned but to terrify the populace." (From an article titled "Death As Spectacle: A Horrific History Of Execution" By Kathleen J McCluskey.) darkfrights.com/stories/deat...

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Death As Spectacle: A Horrific History Of Execution - Dark Frights

“A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.” John F Kennedy For most of human history, executions were not merely sentences, they were performances. Public. Deliberate and often ...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Better than sesquipadalianly using a word without knowing what it means...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was shocked to hear that he could pronounce the word. That's a whole FOUR syllables!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have all of the early Twilight Zone episodes, and whoever wrote this intro script is spot on! Excellent work.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'll never see a tree invent the sub-prime mortgage, a subscription model car, a fridge with an advertising billboard built in, or a social network that exists solely to bring people to one place, steal all their data and try to sell them utter wank, constantly. Tree's are smarter than that.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Many countries of the world used to want to emulate America to some extent (pre Reagan, of course), now they look at America purely as an example of what not to become.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In the future (assuming there is one) that child is going to screen any calls from Daddy and forward him to a call centre where a monotone computer generated voice will assure him that his call is very important...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

People who can be scammed out of their money by a shit ventriloquist and his crap dummy deserve to lose their cash.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If I ever find myself respecting a seasoning, I'm going to have to have a long think about my entire life choices.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"It's all gone a bit shit really, hasn't it?" - Norman Wisdoms ghost.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Rest in Peace Margaret Hamilton. Truly one of, if not THE great pioneers of software development from before that term was invented. “Our astronauts didn’t have much time, but thankfully they had Margaret Hamilton” - Barack Obama. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

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Margaret Hamilton, trailblazer whose software powered Apollo 11 moon landing, dies at 90

MIT computer scientist led development of software for moon mission and earned Presidential Medal of Freedom

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Terry Pratchett, spot on as usual.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He should rename himself to, "The rapey convict formerly known as corrupt president".

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm not entirely convinced that is a person. It's bloody terrifying though, whatever it is!

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Picture reminds me of Welsh comic/magician and full time legend, Tommy Cooper. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_C...)

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Because reality has insisted on becoming increasingly bloody stupid, I decided a while ago to embark upon a Doctor Who marathon. Having not seen any of the 2005 onwards episodes, I started there & in true timelord fashion when I've caught up to the present day, I'll return to the beginning in 1963.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Phones don't like getting wet.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Somewhere in South America, there is a massive drugs cartel that is constantly kicking itself for not having registered the domain name "Instagram", years ago...

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Loving your work there Frank. Fuck you, Bill.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Capitalists: "Has any body thought how we could maximise our profit potentialities here by marketing special axes made for baboon hands to grasp? Come on people, think outside the battalion! There are no bad ideas..."

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The cuntiest of cunts who couldn't even stop cunting when he (allegedly) died! (The cunt)

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm tall & wide enough that I can just aim for the middle with a smile on my face, if they die, they die.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anybody need to hook a zip drive up to a parallel port? No? Yeah, me neither...

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