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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apartheid me elmo is a nazi.
Elon Musk making a nazi salute at a podium.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@tatermagoo.bsky.social Hey there you, how've ya been?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Since apartheid me elmo is nuts with twitter formerly known as Twitter should we start calling posts there twats? I guess taints is also an option...
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
America needs a circumcision. Really need to cut off trumple foreskin.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@rageagainstmeme.bsky.social Have you considered mattgaetz256head? That's 4 raised to the 4th power.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Derrierigible.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Been saying it for years.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hey assholes, stop being fucking nazis. #venezuelaisnotpoland
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
youtu.be/bFNsXMwHoPI?...
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NASA Timeloop
YouTube video by Bettina Levy
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Papa Johns slogan:
Better ingredients.  Better pizza.
Just kidding.  Is potato.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A white hearse with pink writing saying "Barbie Dream Hearse."
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
xkcd.com/3073/
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Tariffs
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
youtu.be/Wx3c4AjAO58?...
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Sound of Silence Cover in Classical Latin (BARDCORE)
YouTube video by the_miracle_aligner
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Difficult tes. Kobayashi maru.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I’m old enough to remember when Secretary Hegseth tried to publicly mock Judge Reyes—suggesting that she didn’t know what she was doing when it comes to protecting our national security. It was … two days ago.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Based on the stupid exhibited so far DOGE actually stands for department of government euthanasia.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@coconutcreampie93.bsky.social What's your favorite flower/wheat based pasta?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Et tu crudite?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
 MG3 mounted on a camo tuk-tuk with the text, "Everyone's gangsta until Denmark pulls out the MG3 mounted assault tuk-tuk."
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Merry Kiltsmas. I has le corned bœuf.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hey kids, look who it is! It's elmo fudd! stablediffusionweb.com/image/309222...
stablediffusionweb.com
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Sweet Jebus, the greatness of this man... xkcd.com
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Planet Definitions
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Seems like Matt 'the cradle snake' Gaetz actually was on the prowl on Kinder Tinder. www.npr.org/2024/12/23/n...
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House panel releases report on sexual misconduct allegations against Matt Gaetz
Among other accusations, the committee found Gaetz engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl and used or possessed illegal drugs on multiple occasions. Gaetz fiercely denied the allegations.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Tesla cars run on biodoucheal.
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Tyler K. Stroud @stroudarian.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
www.upworthy.com/bartender-ex...
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Bartender explains why he swiftly kicks out Nazis even if they're 'not bothering anyone'
Would you want to drink with a Nazi?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We find ourselves in the times my buddy suggests we refer to as the "alt-reich". "It was the around-fuckiest of times, it was the out-findiest of times."
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Not gonna lie, when I first glimpsed this I though it said 'pedophile's peppermil'.
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
National Park Service rangers have pulled off a brilliant action in Yosemite Park on El Capitan by deploying a massive American flag upside down in the traditional sign of distress or extreme emergencies.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I present for consideration that if one of your parents remarries and you really hate that person, you could refer to them as the step-stool.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
youtu.be/E_qvy82U4RE?...
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Rick and Morty: Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everybody's going to die.
YouTube video by kitti dna
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Sounds like a plan
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Something to lighten the mood: images.app.goo.gl/MHXjSpnJLede...
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Google Image Result for https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gRuwAyMhL.jpg
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🧠 PeopleDied2Vote @peopledied2vote.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Copy/paste this petition, then email or message your representative.
Petition to demand a freeze on nomination process until the OMP stops the power grab on appropriation. Meant for members of congress.
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOt_...
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1998 - Burger King Rodeo Burger - Small Soldiers Commercial
YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@tatermagoo.bsky.social Pattern super turkeys in the Rick and Morty Thanksgiving episode?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
**Spoilers for The Menu** Restoration of enthusiasm through the ashes of a tortured career. Live your joy. youtu.be/Pls7lt9Fz-E
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The Menu (Cheeseburger Scene) 2022
YouTube video by Mac Rayne
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Everybody is Gonna Die, Come Watch TV | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQgW...
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Rick and morty season 3-you don't know what i am !
YouTube video by oday Zakarna
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

-The Onion
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@coconutcreampie93.bsky.social Hey there, how have you been?
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
youtu.be/nQgWsE5F1cU?...
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Rick and morty season 3-you don't know what i am !
YouTube video by oday Zakarna
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Texas state flag with added text saying, "The one-star state.  Would not recommend."
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phteven26.bsky.social @phteven26.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Prepare now for the conquest against the forces of suck. Government may be fucked for a while but don't dispair. Something that helps me looking forward:
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Dr. Frances C. Basich @kaya2915.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#RESIST 🇺🇸
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