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@phosfate.bsky.social
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Creator of "Peanuts." Not the famous "Peanuts." A different, sucky "Peanuts." Shops and socials: linktr.ee/annlairms

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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 5h
Spiritomb slap. Marker and gel pen on USPS label 228.
brightly colored drawing of the Pokemon Spiritomb. He's a pink energy  being made of human souls, so that's fun.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somebody's grocery order was disappointing.
Stills from the FRUIT ATTACK scene from Hot Fuzz.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone left me a gift.
A shattered pineapple on a driveway apron.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
the THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME! panel from Junji Ito's manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We gotta spray for munna again. #pokemongo
Photo of the Pokemon Munna on a suburban sidewalk.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I grew up listening to jazz.
The bit in Airplane where they're playing Dixieland in the cockpit.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My phone has whatever Ali McGraw had in Love Story, so I'm trying to get an appointment with my phone store so they can set up my new phone. Their only number is the national service number, which had me on hold for 15 minutes. "Yeah, our stores aren't really set up to accept incoming calls."
Hank Venture says, "I DARE you to make less sense!"
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
A model kit of the pepto pink "Screaming Mimi" from the 80s TV series Riptide.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see this, QRP your green art 💚
Lumpy cartoon painting of The Incredible Hulk.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT with your home river
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have never even flown over Montana, but okay.
This dialect map says I talk like someone from Montana.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mary Richards sobs at Chuckles the Clown's funeral.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fashion!
Photo of a Pink Macaron Labubu, wearing a brown and cream striped sweater with brown confetti embroidery on the collar and cuffs and HI FRENS embroidered in green letters on the front. It is 150% fashion.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I found some vintage genders.
Badges for the band PET SHOP BOYS and the movie Kamikaze Girls.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#dickfuckday
Diary page with a two-panel comic of Izzy Hands ("It's September first.") and Ed Teach ("Dickfuck no it's not!) rendered in scrawly office markers. There's also a little sticker in one corner with Medieval art saying BEHOLD THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS. LAY THINE EYES UPON IT AND THOU SHALL SEE THAT IT IS BARREN. So, free bonus
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another goddamn detour.
View through a city bus windshield of a flashing yellow arrow traffic light that directs the bus to squeeze into the other lane. The inside of the bus is black with a bunch of vertical and horizontal yellow safety bars, giving the impression of a mobile McDonald's playland permanently coated with street dust
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Drop something UNNERVING.
Photo from the set of The Questor Tapes in black and white. The naked Questor android lies on his palette with a big chunk of his ribcage open. Majel Barrett stands next to him in her Project Questor clean suit. Gene Roddenberry is at her side in a 1974 suit. They both have amused expressions, caught by the camera at exactly at the wrong moment.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No OFMD because it's an old pic - all the stickers have been removed and replaced onto this guy's successor, which has an OFMD sticker on the keyboard inside.
Black laptop covered in stickers, including but not limited to two budgies labeled TRUST NO ONE, Shonen Knife, Tommy Heavenly6, a pink python, the cover of ABC's album How to Be A Zillionaire, A japanese Hot Fuzz poster, several Sailor Chibi Moon stickers, Agent 99, rabbits performing an occult ceremony, Nausicaa, a luna moth, Baphomet rendered in the style of Lisa Frank, Coeur de Pirate, Aziraphale, Crowley, Jeff Randall and Marty Hopkirk, a Windows Vista label, and YOUR WAIFU IS SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Garden sign with two cherubs that says DON'T BLINK BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did the traditional American adopting a new format thing and rejoined the Columbia Record Club.
Cover to the soundtrack CD of Until the End of the World. CD of the Disney compilation Stay Awake.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is the best kandi I ever made with the possible exception of the INDRID COLD one.
Photo of a kandi bracelet in red, black, and white heart beads with letter beads that say RAYMOND ♥️ SHAW.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai team. Wrong answers only.
Roy Scheider, Ben Vereen, and two of the Circulatory System dancers in All That Jazz.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation. Tommy the Morlock
Full-body drawing of X-Men character Tommy the Morlock. She is dressed in salvaged white clothing, with a sash and raggedy duster, and has long pastel rainbow hair.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some stuff about how any fandom will attract MLP art just came up on Tumblr, so here's some bullshit I drew for @prairiehamster.bsky.social like 20 years ago.
Minty the pony firing her gun into the air and going AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.My Little Pony versions of Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman firing their guns whilst jumping through the air. Danny is saying BANG BANG!
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
f you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A photograph of a wild skunk about to sneak into a Target store through the automatic doors.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Labubu sweater from back in May
Grey Labubu wearing a cream sweater covered in freeform embroidery, featuring the legend "takE MEDS."
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scribble Mouse slap
Scribbly drawing of Mickey Mouse in shaky lines and multiple colors. It looks a bit like you're trying to watch him on a cable channel your parents didn't pay for.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far
The original Avengers find thawed-out Captain America in Avengers #4. Art by Jack Kirby.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#reading
Photo of "Dril Official 'Mr  Ten Years' Anniversary Collection" taken in a fucking McDonald's.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18.
1-sheet for Flash Gordon (1980)
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show me a comic page you love, no explanation needed.
The splash page from Uncanny X-Men #102 by Cockrum, Green, and Yanchus.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RubberStampMadness, obvs.
The cover of RUBBERSTAMPMADNESS issue 232.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Drop something ANIMATED❗️ ✍️🖤🎨
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Drop something ALIEN 👽🛸🖤🚀👾
A Fleer trading card sticker for the 1984 TV series V. It depicts an alien Visitor with its false skin peeled off to reveal the lizard underneath.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Rainbow text yard sign that reads: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: TRUST NO ONE / ACCUSE YOUR ENEMIES OF THAT WHICH YOU ARE GUILTY / DECEIVE INVEIGLE OBFUSCATE / THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE / LOVE IS LOVE / IN THE BIG INNING
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?
The Nebraska State Capitol at night, lit in blue and red for some reason.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Draw a comics character from memory.
Scribbly drawing in a notebook of Little Nemo having just fallen out of his bed. "Oh! Oh! Mother!" he says. Through the wall of the next room, we see a voice saying, "Goddammit, Nemo!"
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you see this, post a female super hero.
Tangerine from Excalibur. White woman in a Mod costume with a tangerine 'fro.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When Canada invaded:
Promot pic for the 90s Canadian series Adderly. Our hero is cross and aiming a gun. The Seeing Things logo over actor Louis Del Grand's face. He is best known for getting his head exploded in Scanners.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
Vintage postcard (1960s?) of a family looking at a stylized fountain made in the likeness of a stegosaurus skeleton.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My phone just offered me a retrospective of selfies.
Close-up of a Barbie doll.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This turned up in my desk drawer. I don't know how.
Small promo sticker for GB Trudeau's 1978 Doonesbury collection, We're Not Out of the Woods Yet.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking: The Pipkins have withdrawn from President Trump's America 250 celebration
Photo of 70s group The Pipkins that has been put through some kind of optical blender. Black and white printed on yellow.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I promise I'll stop now.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fox's OTHER big SF movie of 1977. Jan-Michael Vincent and George Peppard drive across postnuclear America. They fight giant scorpions and Madagascar hissing cockroaches. The "real star" is the Landmaster, a custom vehicle that rotates is own tires.
Lobby card from Damnation Alley (1977) showing the main cast and the Landmaster vehicle.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mothman slap. Sharpie, acrylic marker, gel pen, and acrylic paint on USPS label 228.
Drawing of Mothman. He is a black silhouette with spherical dayglo pink eyes, scribbly wings and antennae, and rather small and spindly human legs against a blue and pink background.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Snorlaxmoot Art marker and gel pen on USPS label 228
A group of sleeping Snorlax float in space against a galaxy background.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ah, spring.
Painting on a USPS shipping label. It is a storm green sky, with a lighter green funnel cloud churning up the earth. It says TORNADO WARNING in red neon letters.
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Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Color drawing of a being that looks sort of like a robot and sort of like a skull, rendered largely in shades of blue, violet, and orange. He may be screaming, or just wasn't assembled very well.
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