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Alex, She/Her Mostly gaming. Guaranteed dumbest person in the room. Some Pho #Art or as no one likes to call it, #PhArt . Please support me: ko-fi.com/phorrums

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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 6h
Feels like a texture got squished and no one noticed :p
Marathon screenshot. NuCal weapon skin for the Railgun shows a white and grey color scheme. But on the barrel, where it says "Essentially Everywhere", followed by some numbers, the texture is all squeezed together, making it hard to read.A close up.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
In comparison the brighter rooms treated me like an intruder.
Inside of a medical room. The overblown white shining off the white bed.From further away and with somehow a brighter sun flare in your eyes, obscuring the details of the bed almost completely.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
And the noise filter was OKAY, I guess. It drastically changed the feel of what is supposed to be a very dark environment where you cannot make out details in that darkness from all the noise and overblown lights.
The sewer environment with the film grain noise filter on.The same spot without the film grain.Another location of the sewer with the film grain filter.And again, the last image but without the filter.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
I will give it credit for the stealth section. Looked great. It was incredibly funny how gamey it was though. Hit button for generator, then every xeno runs at the generator and explodes. (This does not damage the environment in any way)
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
Bad news is that you go through this entire boss encounter. Cutscene, set up the catapult, launch queen off catapult, then another cutscene of the queen immediately climbing back up because nothing matters. And Hicks of all fucking people being like "okay sir have fun sacrificing your life for us"
The queen being launched out of the cargo bay by catapult.The cutscene that plays as the queen immediately climbs back into the ship.The queen trying to smash through the cockpit of a dropship with your commanding officer still inside. He says "I'll take it from here, Marines. You all find Michael Weyland and make him talk. Take this corporation down for good, for all the souls we lost. And then turn the ship around and get our marines off the surface of that god-forsaken rock".Hicks of all fucking people going "Roger that, sir. Good Hunting".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
The final boss fight is "Set up the catapult without getting killed by the Queen. Then launch the Queen out of the ship using the catapult." Good thing: The Queen will just stand there and swat into the container with her tiny arms without being able to reach you, or otherwise fail to path to you.
Screenshot from Aliens Colonial Marines. The player hiding in a cargo container, with the xenomorph queen trying to reach the player inside. The objective "Defeat the Queen" is on the screen, along with the subtitles from Bishop saying "I can't risk opening the door with her still inside. Winter. Do you know how-" before the subtitle line ends.Another screenshot of the queen being completely oblivious of the player.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
Managed to get one of the few boss fights stuck on a dead APC.
Screenshot from Aliens Colonial Marines. A xenomorph is stuck on the corner of an APC wreck, unable to attack the player.The xenomorph is now dead and the player can walk out from around the APC to see.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 10h
Im so glad I'm done with that game. What a swan song for Unreal Engine 3 FPS games.
Screenshot from Aliens Colonial Marines. A man, a marine, on the right, covered in mud and blood is shouting "So, who the fuck is that?".The camera then turns to the man, Corporal Hicks from the original Aliens film. He responds in the most bored, phoned-in fashion: "Oh great. We're back here. I'm Corporal Hicks from the USS Salaco. I've been held under duress for months by Weyland-Yutani. They wanted information".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 19h
uh oh,, stinky 🥹
Valheim screenshot. The player walks up to a tamed beast with a scaley head and furry body, named Stinky.Petting the beast the text "Stinky loves you" is displayed on screen.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
literally watched this the other night with friends and we were crying by the end
Discord message with a screenshot that reads "The rules of the Coyote vs Roadrunner cartoons state that the Roadrunner cannot hurt the Coyote (except by startling him by going 'Meep Meep'). The Roadrunner has no such restriction against anyone else".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God help me
Steam shopping cart totally almost $50. Includes Bounty Star, Mech Warrior 5: Mercenaries - Succession Wars Bundle, and Warhammer 40k Mechanicus.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Battletech doesn't have a bungle with all four DLC items what is wrong with these people, gah! At least it's a useless microtransaction but again, why hold it back????
Steam store offering for Battletech. None of the bundles include the Shadow Hawk Pack.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, none of the bundles actually carry all the DLC... I hate this so much.
There are 10 DLC items for Mechwarrior 5 and the biggest bundle only includes 7.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
correction I guess the melee bit is free but this is such a funny screengrab. From the store page trailer.
An industrial themed background with only the giant steel text "MELEE" centered. With an asterisks with "Free update" on the top left corner.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to pick a version of Mechwarrior 5 is kind of hell. I love sales I hate dealing with splintered DLC offerings. I thought it was weird that MW5 + Clans bundle included one but not both of the MW5 DLC from the JumpShip edition. But then you notice the "succession wars edition"
Steam store page, Buy Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries for $7.49. Franchise Bundle for $26.29 to include MW5, Heroes of the Innersphere DLC, and Mechwarrior Clans, a standalone game. Or buy the Mechwarrior 5 Succession Wars edition which contains all the DLC for $34.57. Or the Jumpship edition with two DLC items and an honestly pointless digital soundtrack release for $20.36.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not sure what to do with these stats but thank you lol
Season 2 runner stats for Marathon 2. 1,500 runs, 812 exfils. Top 6 shells: Triage (282/485), Recon (126/267), Thief (82/186), Destroyer (90/165), Assassin (69/138), Rook (84/123).

Faction rep: CYAC VIP 28, NuCaloric VIP 18, Traxus VIP 29, MIDA VIP 68, Arachne VIP 24, Sekiguchi Genetics VIP 30.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A meme using clips from the first Spiderman Movie. J Jonah Jameson being held up by the neck by Green Goblin, saying "It's a PNG I swear". Green Goblin, wearing a hat with the checkerboard background visible replies with "You're lying!".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The mobile suit faces are always satisfying to draw.
Work in progress digital drawing of Gundam Exia, a zoom in on a line-art update to the previous image above.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally came back to Dredge and it's funny how much progress you can make when you stop going "NO I DONT NEED TO TRAWL, TRAWLING IS FOR LOSERS"
Screenshot from Dredge. On the Shipwright screen, we can see our boat and their inventory. Out boat allowing us to fish in most biomes, with a boat speed over 100 knots, fishing speed at 226%, Lights out past 3,500 lumens, and a small aberration bonus.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ #Art / #PhArt / #WIP ] Do I remember how to draw?
Screenshot from Clip Studio Paint, showing a work in progress digital drawing of the Gundam Exia focused on the head, shoulders, and chest.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ #Art / #PhArt / #AmongUs ] Art for a friend!
Digital drawing of crewmates from Among Us Story Mode demo. The security guard, a purple crewmate with a dark coat and hat, holds a cookie version of the cook, the yellow crewmate. With the text "Baking our Cook into a cookie because I miss them".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Picture of a comic where a man is tearing a calendar page off to reveal the next month is back in time.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting off the scary season with the horror of game development
Screenshot from Aliens: Colonial Marines. Standing in the hangar from the end of the movie with the objective text "Locate the missing Marines" displayed top center of the screen. The subtitles read from Cruz, "Remember what I said about heroics, kid. Actual out.".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[pauses windows updates until late October] [has to reboot my PC, it says "restart" and not "update and restart"] [Windows forces an update to install anyway]
Screenshot from Gundam 00 of Tieria Erde in the Gundam Nadleeh, a thin gundam with long hair-like tendrils, and an ability radiating from its chest. It holds out a beam saber while exclaiming "You deserve ten thousand deaths!".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old ISP vs new, I finally have modern upload speeds!
Two speed test results on top of each other. The first, cable internet, 569.64 Mbps download, 22.53 Mbps Upload. The new fiber internet as 946.90 Mbps download, 947.46 Mbps upload.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tumblr post by eggzbian-deactivated20191126 that reads "Orange juice is the superior beverage because it makes your tongue feel like you ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat them except this time it tastes good too."

Reply by Spacefroggity that reads "Hey OP I think you're probably allergic to citrust?".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(The katakana remains a tiny subheading though, dear readers). Which I guess means to say, there is no *right* way to name a piece of art from another language, but there are certainly *wrong* ways.
Japanese version of the PS4 box art for Nier Automata.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another post made a good point in why we don't do this for anything other than anime. We don't call it "Gyakuten Saiban", like it says on the JP box, it's Ace Attorney. Or how a game like Nier Automata, even in JP market is written out in roman characters, and not even the romanized katakana.
Japanese box for the Nintendo DS version of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unhinged in the best way.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love this bitch
Screenshots from Gundam 00. During the first season, a man piloting a mobile suit, Graham Aker, is speaking to a Gundam pilot off screen. "As a sentimental Virgo, I can't help but feel that this is destiny".At the start of the first season, Graham Aker can be seen now wearing a bushido mask. Speaking with himself he says "I'm glad they've come out again. I never thought I'd be so happy to be born under the sign of Virgo!".At the start of the first season, Graham Aker can be seen now wearing a bushido mask. Speaking with himself he says "I'm glad they've come out again. I never thought I'd be so happy to be born under the sign of Virgo!".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
game starts me with an oversized microphone
Remnant From The Ashes screenshot. The player standing in the world, holding a hammer where both front and back of it is made of metal with lines running through it, like a microphone cage.An older style of microphone using a hard silver casing.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trans Skeleton, "Are You Aware".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a mighty need
A small square in an unrelated shot of the video quoted below that shows a concept picture titled "UESC Mecha (Boss)".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tumblr Ask: "Uh can mutuals slide into your dms? Asking for a friend."

Answer by user Yugiowo: "Mutuals can cum inside me I don't even care".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TIME TO MAKE MISTAKES Use that HDD space unwisely
I'm sorry I installed colonial marines on Steam.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it feels good to have some HDD space back lol.
C disk 290 GB free of 1.81 TB and D disk 327 GB free of 1.81 TB.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyway, for posterity, what my character looked like after which was basically what she looked like for the whole game lol.
Main menu character select of Remnant 2. Showing a Challenger / Hunter at Power level 15. Using an AS-10 Bulldog shotgun, a Silverback Model 500 revolver, and a Steel Spear. Current mission "The Root", difficulty Veteran, play time 43 hours, 42 minutes, 40 seconds.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't even know wiki's had auto-censoring like that where it just replaces letters with asterisks.
In game, the Broken Compass material description reads "A rusty old compass that no longer works. Once in a while it twitches, but nothing more".The description, as seen on the wiki, where the "twitch" in "twitches" is censored.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It happened so quickly I kinda feel like something broke. Why is the keeper in his pre-boss spot during a cutscene in which he talks from within the arena??
Remnant 2 screenshot. The player stands in front of clementine and the keeper. As Clementine absorbs a white pillar of energy. The UI showing me loot I just obtained from beating the boss during the cutscene.The final cutscene with even more congratulatory UI showing I completed my quest! I leveled up my hunter archetype even! Yippe!!!The end credits start to roll soon after, very abruptly.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk what to put my trait points into now lol
Longshot, Strong Back, Vigor, Endurance, Spirit, and Expertise are all max or closed to max. Amplitude, Arcane Strike, Blood Bond, Chakra, Handling, and Footwork are empty.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like to think I had an impact on the community fanon with the first image.
A screenshot of my post of the first image via Tumblr. Showing 77 reblogs and 131 likes. A highlighted reblog from xavathun included the tags "I've seen people discuss who the herald is and whether it's Chelchis or Taniks. But Taniks would be so much funnier so in my heart, the herald is Taniks".A second reblog with the tags "I am also of the theory it's chelchis but this is funnier".On the barely ever updated or sourced Destiny wiki, the page on Herald of Finality, showing the trivia section's first line "A popular joke among the community is that the Herald is actually A Taken Taniks, despite there being no lore or -in-game evidence towards this being the case. Likely due to the similar head shape and the color scheme".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Destiny 2 news has me thinking about these images I made previously over the years,,
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh sweet
Remnant 2 screenshot. The character menu showing my loadout, focusing on my new sidearm "Star Shot". Mod ability Big Bang: "Funnels all current mod charges into the next shot. Projectile deals 65 direct damage and 65 explosive damage per charge consumed in a 5 meter radius. Explosion applies 76.1 burning damage over 10s per charge consumed. Additional charges consumed increase all damage done by 5%. Max 5 charges".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me on the group chat: THIS FUCKER (a bug) BIT ME (stung me) All my friends, worried: Did someone jump out of the bush and bite you?? wtf??
Discord conversation, replying to my message "Trimming down plants out front and a guy chomped down right on my hand lol" from a friend responding with "At first I thought a human man had jumped out of a bush and chomped you. I'm glad it was just a bug."

Followed by another friend "I thought it was a mammal, I was going to recommend getting a rabies shot lol."

My respond at the bottom: "No one is safe, I will anthropomorphize the insects. They're the littlest guys".
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not very flashy. In my mind Centipede 1983, Jazz Jackrabbit 1994, and Rayman PC DOS 1995 all got played at the same time. The art supply / musical notes level of Rayman still stand out strong. Since I had that game in full and only the shareware copy of Jazz Jackrabbit.
Screenshot from Centipede, a grey player ship at the bottom, with bugs crawling down from the top, zig-zagging through purple mushroom sprites on a black background.Jazz Jackrabbit, on a level with blue skies and green grass, purple rocks. The player falling from a platform containing a spring pad.Rayman 1, on a level where all the platforms are art supplies. A line of unsharpened pencils serve as platforms over a black ink abyss.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I finished my rewatch of Turn A today and oh, poor Tomino.
Yoshiyuki Tomino, an older man sitting at his desk within his studio. Surrounded by production materials, and speaking to the camera for an interview segment. Saying "When thinking about the 20th anniversary, and realizing that 20 years had in fact already passed".He continues: "And asking myself 'What have I been doing these past 20 years!?', I finally made a decision..." while making a grimace.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay this place is rad as hell though
Screenshot from Remnant 2. Within an outdoor area of grey sand and rocks, with a giant statue looming over the zone, holding its hand out, carrying an orb. In the skybox are the outter hull of the moon-sized space ship we are currently standing on. Further out still is a supermassive black hole, with rings of light spiraling towards the event horizon.Down beneath the sands is a large circular lab. In the middle is an orange containment tube holding a giant robot, vaguely in the shape of the people who lived and worked here.Speaking to someone from this place, they tell us "Tal'Ratha is what is known as an Astropath. They have been trained to perceive the stellar currents, allowing them to chart impossibly complex paths extemporaneously". They wear a space suit and mask with a bird-like motif fashioned somewhat after the Egyptians.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
However the remainder screenshots are really important to me, I hope I didn't accidentally delete some of them.
The final results screen for our Last Wish raid. Everyone is wearing something pink.Me grinding a criminal amount of pepper out for a friend.Dancing and waving glow sticks mid-raid.Giving Moth uppies as is tradition.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
deleting all but some mostly just transmog screenshots from my D2 folder and there's still over 2GB of screenshots left...
Folder Properties window for the Destiny 2 screenshot folder. At 558 files, and at a size of 2.34 gigabytes.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The gang watched Tenet tonight
The "Go Piss Girl" meme, with the top and bottom panels swapped and the image flipped horizontally.
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