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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG

@phoequinox.bsky.social
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I have thoughts. Sometimes, they go here. He/him

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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah, as someone who loved Overwatch from a purely mechanic and aesthetic perspective, but had to get away from the playerbase, another hero shooter with high quality and a fun cast popping up immediately caught my attention. But I bounced off the MOBA stuff hard. Hero shooters may never satisfy me.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 20h
Reminds me of when Maynard James Keenan was asked, after doing drag on stage following the Florida ban on drag shows, whether it was a political statement and said "I'm not a political fella", when his band put out an album consisting almost entirely of war protest song covers during the Iraq war.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 21h
Not important, but I always did love that Psychic Force character portrait. Stuck with me ever since I saw it in EGM back in the '90s, even though I never actually played the game.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Sigmacko" is really fun to say.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This sounds like multiple levels of terrible. Fruit candies are not compatible with other desserts, which is why a bowl of M&Ms and Skittles is a prank in itself. Not to mention how much more dense and chewy Skittles are than blondies. It sounds like a sensory nightmare.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never heard this before, but if there's any band you wanna get to capture the vibe of a '50s cartoon parody of a '30s sci-fi serial for a '00s kids series, it's The Flaming Lips. Sounds as grand and loopy as it needs to.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's funny as hell, but it's honestly refreshing when a high-profile divorce is simply two incompatible people who still love and respect each other. Love seeing things like this
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love the tiny mouth
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Strip Mall was an absolutely bizarre series. This weird, trashy soap opera parody that also kind of pokes fun at idyllic Americana tropes in a John Waters sort of way. Not very good, but teenage me found Chris Wylde funny and the two main actresses attractive, so I watched more than anyone should
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's a pretty impressive feature that even in his pinball game, he can't make a free throw
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There were multiple episodes where they broke away from each other and it always ended poorly for them. Buttercup was too bloodthirsty and feral while Bubbles was a baby (complimentary) who, at best, emulated Buttercup. Blossom was self-righteous, but had sense enough to know she can't fight alone.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This one is just a real bear
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This has potential to become a colossal meme deifying Whacka
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Please stop stealing the echidna toes, echidnas don't even have knuckles"
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're enjoying this way too much. I salute you.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Hey, you know those animals that you eat that you try not to think about while you eat them? Just think about how they'd feel if they knew you were going to put this sauce on them. I bet they'd really hate that! Anyway, buy this sauce to put on them."
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being able to force bosses to run out of MP is a strategy lost to the modern gaming world.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I aspire to infinitely vomit myself into the motocross void
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been doing a series playthrough over the last four years, currently about to finish SMT5. I have to say, SMT3 was the most fun game to break. Shiki-Ouji is my boy.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As someone who turns 41 in a couple of months, god I hope I don't live to see what you write about 50 year-olds
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He looks like he'll dad jokeslam me into the pavement
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just make sure that when you're kissing his head, you're not kissing Sonic's head.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure. I'll explain the joke
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Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficki...
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All dressed up with nowhere to come
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mario and Yoshi get some wild names in other languages. Peach just gets called an elephant in four different ways
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite part is all the women involved who, in their infinite wisdom, are using their platforms to ensure they lose all their power by advocating for men who have absolutely no respect for them and appealing to a predominantly male audience that has absolutely no respect for them.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay, I know they're deplorable people, but likening them to dogs is a bit mean, if only to the dogs.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny as hell, handsome, charismatic, good-natured, kind-hearted, you can just tell by watching him perform in anything that he was an absolute delight to be around. Married only once, and for 50 years. What a legend.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hooking up with med students fresh off of dissecting their first frog
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm just seeing his lips on everything
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Laming Flips
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pronounced "fee-bifty-toos"
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mysterio coming back to obsessively solve an infamous cold case
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a soft spot for Fang Face and Funky Phantom as a kid. They weren't great, but they were fun enough, and they were certainly better than the 50 other attempts at another Scooby-Doo
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you defeat Bubbleman after the divorce
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can't just make him cool like that. Becoming James is like Leon's Silent Hill. Just the biggest loser who sucks with women on every level
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think I thought that, but I was extremely confused as to how someone could just be named art
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is like asking someone if your tie is on straight with a knife sticking out of your face. It's hard to notice anything else but the ad using the words "kids" and "sex" repeatedly, and not to describe the process of having children. But I guess I'll watch an hour of Taxi.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember thinking there was something wrong with me because everyone praised Cabin Fever to the moon, and I thought it was just gleefully mean-spirited garbage without any point other than to be exactly that. Then he made the Hostel movies and I no longer cared if I was wrong.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kablam felt like Nickelodeon's response to Cartoon Network inviting a bunch of cartoonists to pitch a bunch of shows and air them in limited quantities to see what stuck. Just experimental and weird as hell in the best possible way. Probably the most underrated Nicktoon.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't place exactly what I know him for, but I can hear his voice perfectly in my head. Retro "that guy"
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't remember this scene from Watchmen (2009)
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was very small and in a playpen my mom put me in. Her and my sister were asleep in the living room while I was awake, looking at the TV that had been left on a movie channel. This is what was playing before the TV abruptly cut to static. I was terrified of dolls for the next ten years of my life
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Dolls (1987) - Opening Credits
YouTube video by Stahlgewitter
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought the cheap sci-fi setting was actually pretty great, especially with how many cheap sci-fi settings we got in the '90s leading up to this. We also had Leprechaun and Hellraiser going to space, and those also looked like absolute shit. Cheap space was the place to be.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy anniversary, Retronauts crew! I have too many favorite episodes to name just one, but I especially love the East crew, Halloween and Christmas specials, movie episodes and Street Fighter retrospectives. Thanks for all the knowledge, nostalgia and laughs over the years!
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't tell if I remember these or if the packaging is just so painfully generic that it looks like a million other products
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You live in Jack Reacher now, congratulations
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought that look in the first picture was too spicy, then I got to the real reason for the warning
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That game was marketed so hard on its gimmicky (albeit fun) sanity effects that no one knows that the combat and story are some of the best in a survival horror game, and it infuriates me everyday.
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