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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When I'm in a "giving the worst advice ever" competition and my opponent is David Brooks

Squidward from Spongebob with a shocked expression, including a shriveled nose, bulging eyes, and sucked-in lips

Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Attention ALL Elon Musk fans, Grok NEEDS your help to help YOU do your online shopping! He just needs a few things from you: Your credit card number, plus the expiration date and the three little digits on the back, but you better be quick, otherwise Grok is gonna get cancelled by the WOKE MOB!

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

POV: You are the person who posted this

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me whenever I see one of those "Men's romance good and wholesome, women's romance bad and depraved" memes, knowing damn well that there's a reason why Rent-A-Girlfriend is getting a sixth season

Sheriff Tom Bell from No Country For Old Men looking aside from his newspaper with a "come on now" expression

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't care *how* hot you make genderbent Malfoy, I am *not* engaging with the TERF franchise

Dan from Dan vs., from the scene in the first episode where he says "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Still one of my proudest gaming achievements ngl

100% achievements on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice on Steam

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls day to all who celebrate

Regina George from Mean Girls pulling up in a convertible, with Gretchen Wieners in the passenger seat and Edward and Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist in the back. The subtitles read: Get in loser, it's October 3rd

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Paradox Interactive is absolutely crazy for this

Crusader Kings 3 Achievement being added as part of the new DLC. The Achievement is called "Papal Bull", and the description reads "Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse." The Achievement icon is a single chair.

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Bigfoot should be allowed to vote"

Art of Sasquatch by Sebastian Ecosse, which is commonly associated with the SCP article SCP-1000. One of the Sasquatches in the picture has a speech bubble coming from him so it looks like he's saying the above quote

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war" Every single Pope between 1095 and 1871:

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's this movie, for the record. And apparently, the discourse is about it being sexist? Fetishizing and/or glamorizing disability? Portraying a predatory relationship? I don't know, most of this is from heresay, and I'm not about to poke my head into *that* cesspit to get the details right.

Poster for the 2020 anime movie Josee, the Tiger, and the Fish

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me finding out the cute anime movie I watched and really liked a few years ago has apparently been the center of ongoing and terrible discourse over on the Other Site

Cat wearing overalls standing upright and looking at the horizon while saying: "da fuck they doin ova der"

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Day 1 after the Mint prints 5,000 dollars for every American citizen

Picture of a street in Budapest during the Hungarian hyperinflation of 1946. The street is littered with practically worthless bills which are being swept away by a street cleaner.

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Feel like shit, just want them back

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good to have in-person confirmation that the US isn't the only country that is Extremely Normal™ about public health and sustainability

Campaign sign for a Swiss ballot initiative, depicting a fork being stuck into the yolk of a sunny side up egg. The words on the sign read: "MEIN ESSEN, MEINE WAHL." Underneath, a red banner reads: "NEIN ZUM VEGAN-ZWANG!"

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just passed by some guy loudly ranting to random passers by about how Bernie should have won in 2016

"Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after World War II" meme image

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jarvis, I have an eight-hour flight tomorrow, make a post on Bluesky asking for recommendations of things to download so I can watch or read them on the journey

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express:

The skills tab from Old School RuneScape

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Most inconsistent filmmaker in history, truly

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a Ghoul before?"

Close-up of Trump in the clip, looking extremely decrepit

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The most sadistic Sims players meeting the most humanitarian RimWorld player

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

>Global power in an increasingly unstable world order >Rapidly falling behind due to a refusal to reform >Wannabe autocrat leader who might be controlled by a random outsider >Fascist security forces running amok >Liberals and leftists at each other's throats Close enough, welcome back 1910s Russia

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why am I not surprised the article condemning the DSA as a "Republican psyop" was written by the same guy who gave us this banger advice?

Post from Johnathan V. Last quoting a post by Rex Chapman. Rex Chapman's post reads: "We're gonna have to march." Johnathan V. Last's quote post reads: "I would caution anyone entertaining this sentiment. Mass protests are likely to be dangerous. We no longer live in a country where the right to peacefully assemble exists for opponents of the regime."

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me looking at the lore in question:

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"When the revolution comes, I'm gonna become the head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard!!!"

The nerd glasses emoji, with Hitler's hair and mustache photoshopped onto it

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

While vending machines are often thought of as a modern invention, they actually date back to the 1st century AD, invented by the Greek engineer Hero of Alexandria. The mechanical device would have been used in temples, dispensing a small amount of wine and holy water in exchange for a coin.

Drawing of Hero of Alexandria next to a schematic of his vending machine, which functions using a pressure plate onto which a coin is dropped onto and slowly falls off, during which time it triggers a pump dispensing the liquid contained within.

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Dark Souls 2 features a coffin that changes your gender when you rest in it. Said coffin is guarded by two ogres and a miniboss who's name is a synonym for "Chaser". What did FromSoft mean by this?

Dark Souls 2 screenshot of the player fighting an ogre and the Pursuer at the gender-changing coffin in the Things Betwixt

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The two kinds of autistic people

"Gremlin" Motoko Kusanagi from The Ghost in the Shell (2026)

The more serious take on Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell (1995)

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