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867-5309

@phoebeblue.tifosi.social
1.3K followers 875 following 4.3K posts

Xennial dog mom, longtime F1 fan (forza Charles), Toastie, crafts dilettante, found footage weirdo, Cave Johnson apologist, flaming lefty. Blocks ALL unknown fundraising accounts. she/her

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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 08/10/2026
What kind of shoes do we think the Bride wore? Probably not big ole workboots like her counterpart, but little black slippers don't feel very monstrous. Working on a lowkey interpretation for office Halloween so the shoes will show.
Elsa Lanchester as the Bride of Frankenstein
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 19/09/2026
Super annoying when extremely flavorful food looks exactly like a nightmare dinner might.
The same frying pan from earlier in the thread , but with five very well browned bratwursts in a circle around the perimeter and a heap of entirely caramelized onions in the middle .
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 19/09/2026
It timed perfectly, I only had to pick a rifftrac like ten minutes ago.
A saute pan of caramelized onions next to a plate of cooked bratwursts
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 15/09/2026
It's not called THE HATS but..
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 12/09/2026
So I just got this tee off eBay amd chopped it to be off-the-shoulder; it's cute. But I worry a little bc I noticed after the fact that the description said "The Strokes Japanese style logo". To me it looks like gibberish, but *does* it say swears or something bad?
A white woman wearing a navy scoop neck t shirt with a circular aqua blue logo
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 11/09/2026
Tubi is definitely trying to do some product placement, it's too had they don't have an olive loaf-themed movie.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 06/09/2026
Hooooooo boy, here we go
A tv screen frozen on the credit that says Starring Tommy Wiseau
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 12/08/2026
screencap of Dobby the House Elf from Harry Potter, frowning . Caption says Dobby has no master Dobby is a free elf .
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 09/08/2026
Illustrative:
A large rectangular Pyrex dish made of glass containing a golden-brown casserole sits on a stovetop next to a round red and white ceramic dish containing a golden-brown casserole . The Pyrex dish is a baked macaroni and cheese situation while the red and white dish contains a ham onion and cheese quiche .
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 26/07/2026
I wish I hadn't junked my my handmade Mrs. Lovett costume but when there's nowhere for storage and it's not like it's something that gets worn regularly...
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 18/07/2026
Made a quiche.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 09/07/2026
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 26/06/2026
Huh, I'm surprised my doomer % is that high. Must need more coffee. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
image of survey result page
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 25/05/2026
This is ENTIRELY too much mac for two people but I knew that, hence only putting crunchy business on half so I can freeze the rest.
A large Pyrex casserile dish of baked mac and cheese
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 23/05/2026
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 05/05/2026
So this is my grandpa. The weather forecast sounds AWFUL so the drive up there on Thursday (and coming back Saturday, unfair!) def won't be fun, but I am glad I'll miss the viewing. I already know what he looks like.
An elderly white man in a striped shirt and aviator glasses, laughing in front of gift wrap debris
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 01/05/2026
Wow, this new-to-me phone has a very... disco bisexual charging screen.
A cell phone plugged in to charge up with a vivid blue and aqua and pink deisplay that says 79%.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 27/03/2026
So I'm 85% done making this blanket for a coworker's imminent baby, and this is why we need private accounts - I've done some custom bits and messed up some edges and that's enough to make it too doxxable. So irritating, I'd really like to show the work!
The title page of a crocheted blanket pattern, Winnie the Pooh and the bees blanket by EruvandiCrafts
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 20/02/2026
Woohoo, @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social put a shirt on sale that I've had bookmarked for a couple of years! Snagged it along with a pretty neat John Wick mug (because I only have two mugs at the office, why not add another). www.lastexittonowhere.com/catalogue/ty...
a green t shirt that says Tyrell genetic replicants more human than human in white writing
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 20/02/2026
I saved this from Tumblr ages ago and wish I knew the name of the artist.
An imaginary comic book cover with Columbo and MacReady from the movie The Thing
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 15/02/2026
👋 from Florida.
A pot of beef stew next to a pan of slightly overdone cheddar biscuits
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 13/02/2026
Idk, twenty bucks for this top seems a little ambitious to me. It's going to require a very specific sort of person to see it and slam the BUY button.
A ladies sleeveless sweater in red with thin white stripes and an embroidered monkey
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 13/02/2026
Okay, in a movie with built in subtitles I pressed the up arrow and the little box for subtitle settings is above the progress bar on the right. In a movie without subtitles I did the same, clicked that little box and then the settings box opens.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 11/02/2026
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 11/02/2026
a box of twelve lopsided circular and heart shaped donuts with various Valentine themed decorations
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 01/02/2026
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 01/02/2026
I wasn't paying much attention to Talie's Eeyore onesie-as-a-hat situation til J started making Tauntaun jokes and now I'm wheezing.
A small brown dog curled up among several blankets and wearing an Eeyore onesie around her neck and head.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 19/01/2026
2016:
Sebastian Vettel in 2016 race suit
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 24/12/2025
It's a series!
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 23/12/2025
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 09/12/2025
Huh. I'm a little surprised my #1 has so few minutes total but I do listen to a ton of different stuff.
Image of top five musicians for the year shows Cage the Elephant , The Strokes, The Killers, T Rex, and Kendrick Lamar.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 02/11/2025
I took Talie to Petsmart this morning for her nails and was AGHAST at the dad who left his toddlers outside the grooming area with me bc OF COURSE a random white lady couldn't possibly be a monster - but I did find a horrifying grunting pig toy that the doggy doesn't care for but J loves.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 28/10/2025
I got quite a good deal on the Lancome scent I liked, but the dang bottle makes putting it on so difficult, it's like holding an old-school table lighter!
A perfume bottle the size of a softball sits on a vanity counter next to other cosmetics .
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 25/10/2025
Ha, no wonder I was so good at the job when I worked in paint.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 18/10/2025
Our outdoor wedding ended up being on a randomly roasting day in October instead of a week later as I'd wanted, and every year it seems like the 19th is hotter than all the days near it.
Weather app screenshot of nice temperatures on Saturday and Monday with the Sunday 5-6 degrees warmer.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 17/10/2025
That was genuinely impressive!
Cartoon drawing of a genie next to a picture of Dr Hannibal Lecter
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 07/10/2025
Bronze statue of a little girl in ballet clothes by Edgar Degas
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 06/09/2025
One nice thing about drinking so rarely now is that I don't feel guilty when I fork out for the good stuff.
A bottle of Old Rasputin Stout
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 08/07/2025
Seeing "True Nerd" kinda hurt my feelings, but if the shoe fits...
Graph of a personality test 's results
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 01/07/2025
Perfect timing, my Amity Island shirt from @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social arrived today.
A white t-shirt with the outline of a woman floating on a raft and the words Amity Island welcomes you .
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 28/04/2025
I mean... Sam Elliott in LIFEGUARD was 😱😅. Lordy.
A young, hairy-chested white man in brief red swim trunks walking on a beach.A smiling white man with a luxuriant mustache and wavy golden-brown hair.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 29/12/2024
Got lucky, Publix had flowers all stocked up so there was an actual proper variety to make an arrangement from.
A clear glass vase full of arranged flowers - green fluffy looking leaf things, green hypericum berries, deep blue hydrangeas, pale pink spray roses and cream colored single roses.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 20/12/2024
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 07/12/2024
Post someone you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.
The very beautiful Carla Gugino.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 30/11/2024
My plan to make a Christmas cake has somehow multiplied into several, had to go get a second bottle of brandy.
A large metal mixing bowl full of assorted chopped dried fruits soaking in brandy.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 23/11/2024
Show me your pet and what they were named after.
Left side shows a little brown puppy energetically murdering a tea towel; right side shows the Black Widow from the Marvel movies.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 16/11/2024
Little dog is taking no chances on me leaving today, she's keeping me home with all 15lbs of body and 50lbs of stubbornness. It's unfortunate that I do have actual work to do, carefully.
A small brown dog curled up on a human lap, while a laptop computer is balanced precariously between the person's knee and the sofa arm.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 13/11/2024
Sigh. It's past time.
Screencap of the Twitter "your account is deactivated" message
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 11/11/2024
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I, uh... may not make it out in one piece.
Image shows Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson hauling on a rope and looking toward something off camera with effortful, stressed out faces, while James May stands back looking exasperated/amused.
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social · 31/10/2024
LOOK WHAT MY TIMELINE JUST DID
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