phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Me when a man steals credit for my joke/ meme/ idea: 000
phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Glad to see my ex is doing well x youtube.com/shorts/HdTRA...youtube.comLumpsucker 🐡 So Clumsy It Just STICKS!YouTube video by 1 Minute Animals 000
phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I saw a friend recently, we’re not insanely close but we get along alright. We only recently became insta mutuals. I am insane on Insta. He greeted me “Hey, crazy!”. So honoured to be recognised in my field of work, thank you 😌 010
phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 06/02/2025You ever meet someone who’s so good at kissing it makes you feel Mormon? Like the same vibe as Bella every time Edward kisses her in Twilight lmao 000
phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Why pay for a gym membership when you can just change your bedsheets for free? Fighting for my life here 010
phoebe999.bsky.social @phoebe999.bsky.social · 20/01/2025“Hey, me and my boyfriend spotted you from across the bar, we’re looking for a third and we like your vibe” Her: Her boyfriend: 010
