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Phoebe Zeitler

@phoebe.codeindigolabs.com
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Putting the "poly" in "polymath" since 2003. Building Trackerator for speedrunners and randomizer players. aka Code Indigo. 日本語🔰 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔜🇨🇦 I want out of this shithole country: 🇺🇸

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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 07/09/2026
Drop some STICK
A glowforge-cut and etched wooden bookmark reading "I AM A STICK" and "You Could Be Fire". It is sitting atop the passage from Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson that is the origin of the meme.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 03/09/2026
A BBC-styled breaking news banner captioned "oh fuck what now"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 30/08/2026
And just to be sure it's not just appeasing Canada, here's one from the Tokyo VPN node.
A screenshot of Google Maps showing Lake Ontario, labeled correctly. Location data is confirmed via the use of SurfShark VPN connected to its node in Tokyo, Japan. The precise IP has been obscured to avoid security concerns.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 30/08/2026
IT IS STILL LAKE ONTARIO. Google Maps is only renaming the lake for users with US-based IP addresses, likely to appease the current regime there. These are screenshots I took via VPN, showing that the lake is still properly named outside of the US.
A screenshot of Google Maps showing Lake Ontario, labeled correctly. Location data is confirmed via the use of SurfShark VPN connected to its node in Toronto, Ontario. The precise IP has been obscured to avoid security concerns.A screenshot of Google Maps showing Lake Ontario, labeled INCORRECTLY as "LaKe aMeRiCa". Location data is confirmed via the use of SurfShark VPN connected to its node in Boston, Massachussetts. The precise IP has been obscured to avoid security concerns.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 28/08/2026
I mean, yeah, but have you also considered *Vraska joins Jace in said fucked up thing* Magic players:
Elim Garak smiling serenely
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 26/08/2026
Well. Maybe for some, who weren't aware of his amazing range.
Nigel ThornberryKing AcornChief Wizard Egbert HelliboreThe Cat King
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Lost Unicorn:
If found, please stop doing drugs
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 19/08/2026
The one and only.
Eleanor, the 1967 Shelby GT 500 from Gone in Sixty Seconds (1974) and Gone in 60 Seconds (2000).
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 18/08/2026
Without a doubt, the THB printing of Idyllic Tutor. The first time I saw it and read the flavor text, I teared up. There's a story there that I don't know I could tell properly... but dammit, I want to try.
Idyllic Tutor - 2{W}
Sorcery
Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
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"You are loved, child."
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Theros Beyond Death, card 024; art by Jaime Jones
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 18/08/2026
my summoning sigil
The four-colour (ie CORRECT) Super Famicom logo.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 14/08/2026
y'know what, i think i can skip my antidepressant today, this just made me so happy (don't skip your meds, and i already took mine)
Chiitan (yes, the official account) liked my post about the election following thing
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 09/08/2026
and i regret nothing
Screenshot of a Discord post.
High Tyrant Phoebe (me): "Did I spend fifteen minutes planning, setting up, and then executing a joke that in retrospect is really really stupid? Yes.

Will it get me the mad maidens, the likes of which would make Malenia, Blade of Miqella jealous? No.

Do I care that it's so anti-rizz that I have probably repulsed even the most desperate *4t hunter? Also no.

But did I commit to the bit? HELL YEAH I DID."
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 09/08/2026
here, let me show you how neat and clean it looks after i'm done using my new silicone treat
A silicone tumbler (drinking cup) on a shelf full of retro consoles. 

Wait, what were you thinking I was talking about
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 01/08/2026
i mean, yeah, but my brother in sisterhood, you can just be a lesbian
An Apple News tile showing two women on a beach, praising the sunrise in the background and one is holding a Pride flag. The headline, from LGBTQNation, reads "Man says lesbians are'an elevated form of the human race' after going to dinner at neighbors' house"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 31/07/2026
Printed some life counters for the Clue Ravnica set, but I'm thinking more that they'll go in a hypothetical Cube I've been meaning to build.
Life counters, 3d printed. They resemble barrels and have three highly readable digits each. From left to right, they are orange with a black line marker, blue with a white line marker, lavender with black, and silver with white.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 29/07/2026
When he was Lt. Gov and was still mentally all there, I made this. It was meant at the time as an affirmative thing, like "he's a big guy who has his heart in the right place". The comparison still applies but now it's "idiot who grabbed the cursed sword and doesn't get why people hate him now".
Left: John Fetterman. Right: Grog Strongjaw.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 25/07/2026
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 24/07/2026
(www.etsy.com/listing/4391...)
A sticker of Bubble from The Amazing Digital Circus saying "Sounds sticky!"

A business card beneath it reads RioIllustrates, the artist of the sticker. 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4391299583/bubble-sounds-sticky-tadc-vinyl-sticker
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 21/07/2026
Finished it (with one final piece still printing-- it's purely cosmetic and the result of me badly miscalculating some heights). Labels for the Jumpstart clips are a soon-to-be-done thing. Ravnica Clue Edition Complete. Super excited to have this project done.
The lid of my custom Magic the Gathering Ravnica Clue Edition box. It is white text on a blue box top. The text/logo is part of the lid itself and can't be erased or removed without destroying the lid. The two "loose" clips for the notepads, rulebook, player screens, guild cards, and Clue cards. These sit on top of the Jumpstart pack clips and are the least secure part of the kit-- I might yet redesign this. They are printed in orange plastic because that's what I had. The Jumpstart clips. The full CLU set is here: 400 cards across 20 distinct packs. Each pack has a cover card and a list of the cards that should go back into it when play is done. I have yet to label the clips because I forgot to get clear nail polish to seal the labels onto the clips.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 16/07/2026
Hell of a way for my trans ass to misinterpret this headline
An Apple News tile for a Sports Illustrated article titled: "A controversial new hole could become the biggest story at the British Open".

Yes, this is an extremely elaborate bottom surgery joke. No, the article is not in any way related to transgender people except that it's about a golf tournament on TERF Island.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 10/07/2026
face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
The cursed KOS-MOS figurine
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 29/06/2026
What's it like in your head?
One Tandemaus pokemon, in holographic form over a snowcapped mountain range, singing you the song of its people: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

(It's in the style of "Wide Enough", aka "the screaming cowboy".)
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 24/06/2026
Added the first batch of controller shelves to the pegboard. I already feel like I have more room on the board than before.
An IKEA Skadis pegboard with various 3-D printed shelves and hangers, behind a Famicom, Playstation, and a Super Famicom. In cradles on the pegboard are a Game Boy Color and a Game Boy Advance, both in custom shells. A Sega Genesis 3-button controller sits in one shelf, its coiled cord hanging below it. Above the Famicom is a Hori controller for the Famicom, in its shelf. Above the Playstation is a Dual Shock in a combination cradle and shelf. And above the Super Famicom is the iconic four-colour Super Famicom controller, also on its shelf. All of these models were developed by me alone using FreeCAD and a measuring tape.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 22/06/2026
Finally started working on organizing the retro gaming wall. First up, holders for the GBC and GBA.
A 3D printed cradle/holder for a Game Boy Color, on an IKEA Skadis pegboard. It's surrounded by controllers for other retro systems: an 8BitDo controller, a Wavebird (partially painted blue), a Sega Genesis controller, and an aftermarket Nintendo 64 controller. A 3D printed cradle/holder for a Game Boy Advance, on an IKEA Skadis pegboard. It's underneath the Genesis and N64 controllers from the other image.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 22/06/2026
Watching @tbskyen.com review TADC and it just now occurred to me *why* Jax is a cartoon rabbit... #tadc #digitalcircus #jax
Bugs Bunny in the valkyrie outfit, complete with falsies and the Heidi twin-braids wig. From "What's Opera, Doc?", 1957, Warner Bros., directed by Chuck Jones.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 20/06/2026
i have been read for absolute human garbage
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 19/06/2026
"What's the matter with JD Vance?"
Nicolas Cage in Con Air, saying "My first guess would be... 'a lot'."
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 18/06/2026
kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 16/06/2026
This is an understatement.
Japanese → English (translation)
You can't rely on Twitter for earthquake information anymore.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 01/06/2026
I ended up just dumping one into a bowl; it's pretty damn good.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 01/06/2026
They're out and cooling. I thought that I had a brush to egg-wash them properly, but nope. Tourtiere time soon.
Three mini tourtieres.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 01/06/2026
They haven't exploded, which is a pretty good sign I think. Should be noted that I couldn't fit cheese into these. ...yet. Ten minutes till tourtiere.
Three mini tourtieres baking in a toaster oven.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 30/05/2026
Why did you transition, right answers only Because the alternative was death, and I'm not done living yet.
Phoebe.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 30/05/2026
Y'know, I was gonna nitpick about how I would have phrased (so to speak) this post, but I realize now that's not helpful at all. You said what you said, and castigating you for it is pointless because you weren't even wrong. So here's an incredibly niche joke.
An email from Pittsburgh public radio station WQED with the subject line "Not a Commodity". Superimposed over it is the young boy from the Doctor Tran short yelling. It is uncaptioned but the implication is clear: "I'M NOT A MOCODOMY!"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 22/05/2026
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 19/05/2026
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 18/05/2026
I stopped for lunch but started again; now I'm at 5100 words. This has just been the prologue. The real story begins now.
5149 words.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 18/05/2026
Hour and a half, new word count is 3750. I think this is gonna be my newest self-quote chain.
Phoebe's RetroBook, an Asus laptop running an Amiga emulator. The emulator itself is running TransWrite, and a dialog box on the screen above the window containing the text reads "3754 words".
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 13/05/2026
I tried something different with my clothes today. A little more daring. I think it worked out.
Phoebe in a light blue top with an open Kirby shirt. She is a white transgender woman with very frizzy brown hair.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 13/05/2026
I wasn't aware that US law had any force in Quebec?
CBCNEWS
Montreal
Trans rights group says some U.S. students denied care at McGill clinic due to Trump executive order
Students under age 19 denied hormone replacement therapy, group says
CBC News
May 12, 2026
President Donald Trump signed an executive order in January 2025 to 'protect children from chemical and surgical mutilation.' A trans rights group says McGill University's student health clinic is denying hormone replacement therapy to U.S. students under the age of 19 due to this executive order. (Ben Curtis/AP Photo)
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 11/05/2026
in short
i became a ditto
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 09/05/2026
Holy fuck. Just. How much more do you need to see? Like, this is the kind of shit that gets followed up by 40 years in the desert. The universe is making this so obvious and the cult is just gonna... I don't know, Christianity-splain Moses? Just fucking WOW.
A news article from CTV, originating from wire service AFP. The headline reads "Golden Trump statue is no idol for worship, pastor insists". There is, in fact, a photo of a golden statue of Donald Trump posed with his fist up as he was after the attempt on his life. The first paragraph reads, "A massive gilded statue of US President Donald Trump installed at his Miami golf course is definitely not a 'golden calf' to be worshipped, the pastor who led a dedication ceremony for the eyebrow-raising effigy insisted Friday."
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 02/05/2026
post your warning sign
Graffiti reading "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 27/04/2026
this one is for @riversidewings.bsky.social who will get there someday soon
A road sign welcoming drivers to Busti, New York.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 24/04/2026
bubl #bubl
bubl

(Bubble from The Amazing Digital Circus, doing... some kind of noise.)
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 24/04/2026
YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY
An Apple News tile for an article from NOTUS, headlined: "Lawmakers in both parties say they're worried about Navy secretary's ouster"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 17/04/2026
This is a thing that I have been hoping to hear for a very long time and that should be a rallying cry for our modern world.
The black sword Nightblood, enveloped in dark mist, with a determined pair of googly eyes sketched on it. It asks a simple question: "Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today?"
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 12/04/2026
all this to say: i am a ditto now
A screenshot of Pokopia, showing a Ditto-as-a-human sitting on a wooden stool in a leaf hut.
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 12/04/2026
Growing up in the 80s and early 90s, the word "ditto" shifted meanings. At first it was a nickname for a particular type of paper copying. Then Rush Limbaugh ruined the word. And then, in the late 90s, we took it back.
Ditto was caught!
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Phoebe Zeitler @phoebe.codeindigolabs.com · 06/04/2026
I agree but they're probably going to keep the license anyway
An Apple News panel from comicbook.com, reading "Hogwarts Legacy 2 Needs to Abandon the Worst Part of the First Game".
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