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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃

@phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy
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Software developer. Data journalist. Code and stories for ABC News Story Lab. Sometimes musician/actor. Husband and father. Animal lover. (Admin for bne.social […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ bne.social/@phocks, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Happy computer upgrade day at work to me 🥳 (M5 Max 👀) Let the setup and configuration adventures/woes begin!
MacBook Pros side by side on a desk.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Gratuitous photo of myself 🥳
Josh winning an award.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
*this is fine meme intensifies*
Line graph titled "Federal Debt: Total Public Debt" showing the US national debt from 1970 to the mid-2020s. The red data line grows gradually until 2000, then shoots upward exponentially to hit a highlighted peak of $40 Trillion. Data is sourced from the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Make it make sense
Satirical headline: '"In order to fix everything we need you to give us even more money" – says bank.' Includes an interest rate graph and a photo of RBA Governor Michele Bullock with falling Australian $100 bills.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Pretty much
A satirical meme showing cargo ships at sea and a circular inset of RBA Governor Michele Bullock. Bold text at the bottom reads: "RBA urges mortgage holders to stop blocking the Strait of Hormuz if they want interest rates to drop."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Feeling kinda nostalgic for the days of StackOverflow actually. Humans helping humans to code. Might start using it again more. But then again, it's probably overrun with AI slop now like the rest of the web. Oh well. 🙃 www.ericholscher.com/blog/2025/jan/…
StackOverflow chart showing its rise and fall.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
9 years 💒 Thank you Amy for being the most wonderful wife and mother. What a trip it's been. All the love in the world. 💖
Wedding photo. Josh and Amy getting married.Josh hugs Amy.Back lit photo with streams of light.Just married photo of car driving off into the distance at night.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
SpongeBob voice: *six hours later* CHEST OF DRAWERS!! 😮‍💨
Chest of drawers.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Ohhh that seems scary. Server patched!
Warning banner on Mastodon that says there is a critical security update available.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
New coffee machine who dis?? Old Sunbeam steam frother system completely died. They tried saying it was out of manufacturer warranty, but I hit them with the old Australian Consumer Law stern email and got this one as an upgraded (paid the difference) replacement. Excited to brew up some beans! ☕
Breville coffee machine brochure.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I just wanted to share this majestic picture of our dog Misty running through the creek the other day (also me in the background). Feel free to enjoy!
A dog splashes toward the camera through a shallow, shimmering creek.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I swear some people on here kinda need to take a step back and touch grass or something. Getting called a "fucking shithead" for a position I have never held about a story I didn't write that also doesn't say the thing I'm being accused of thinking lol Chill […] [Original post on bne.social]
Screenshot of quote post:

Kim Crawley (she/her) kimcrawley@zeroes.ca

Look at this fucking shithead

thinking the Magic 8 Ball slop bot is

sentient...

Joshua Byrd @phocks

#NoAl

1h

New from our team: How a 'swarm' of Al agents hacked another company, in the Al's own words.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Who here likes our brand new IKEA countertops? 💁
IKEA boxes as bench tops.More IKEA boxes.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Some people wouldn't drink this water?? What is the world coming to?!?
Dirty water from a tap with the caption, "Some people won't drink the water in this state. Fixing the infrastructure could cost $5b".
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Well, our kitchen and bathroom are now just empty husks. Check out our makeshift garage kitchen camp out haha.
Makeshift kitchen in the garage.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Dragon theme birthday party plus disco in the garage went well. Glad she had a great time with her friends. Less hectic and less minor injuries than last year too so that's a plus! 🖤🤍🩶
Kids around a dragon cake.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
This book has some real gems
Fascism talks ideology, but it is really just marketing- marketing for power. It is recognizable by its need to purge, by the strategies it uses to purge, and by its terror of truly democratic agendas. It is recognizable by its determination to convert all public services to private entrepreneur- ship, all nonprofit organizations to profit-making ones- so that the narrow but protective chasm between governance and business disap- pears. It changes citizens into taxpayers-so individuals become angry at even the notion of the public good. It changes neighbors into consumers- so the measure of our value as humans is not our humanity or our compassion or our generosity but what we own. It changes parenting into panicking-so that we vote against the interests of our own children; against their health care, their education, their safety from weapons. And in effecting these changes it produces the perfect capitalist, one who is willing to kill a human being for a product (a pair of sneakers, a jacket, a car) or kill generations for control of products (oil, drugs, fruit, gold). 26
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Thanks Nemo great #chess tip. This really helped me a lot! 😆
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
A Twitter post with the image of a large house and garage that says:

My dad bought a house on this street in 1996 working at a local manufacturing plant.

Today, a software engineer and a nurse combined can't qualify for a mortgage on this same street.

Stop telling young adults they just "need to work harder.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Turns out this is a finance/econ account now. This from Kyla Scanlon's "In This Economy: How Money & Markets Really Work" ..... yeah, pretty much. 🫰
Two highlights in a book:

"People shouldn’t have to become real estate speculators in order to live a comfortable life."

"By allowing the already rich to prevent the value of their [housing] investments from ever going down, the developed world has sleepwalked into an unenviable situation: one of stratified incomes, reduced opportunities, and worse outcomes for everyone."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
This chart is nuts. So in December of next year we might be back to where we were in 2011 (if we're lucky)...
Real wages chart showing steady incline up until COVID then sharp decline then a slow uptick until we finally, possibly, reach 2011 levels again.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Ummmm what? Isn't the whole point of passkeys to make passwords obsolete? I miss the days of websites where you can just log in without jumping through a million hoops. :psyduck:
A dialogue box saying I need to enter my password when I use this passkey.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Before I put my trusty Lenovo ThinkPad T480s on eBay I thought I might see if anyone here in #Brisbane (or #Australia willing to pay postage) might be interested in acquiring it. Other i5 8th gen 16GB RAM 512GB SSD T480s on eBay are going for around $400+ AUD. So […] [Original post on bne.social]
ThinkPad T480s in the sunlight on a desk.ThinkPad T480s open on the floor with the Windows 11 logo on the screen.ThinkPad T480s on the BIOS screen, showing details.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Proud coder-dad moment! Vada wanted to learn how to make her own video games this weekend, so we are just starting to learn how to draw things on the screen in Lua on the Picotron fantasy computer system. 🧑‍💻 www.lexaloffle.com/picotron.php
Kid with long hair typing on a ThinkPad computer. On the screen is Lua code.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Managed to pick up a pretty decent bargain on a ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 9 14 inch to replace my aging T480s, and I just checked out the default Windows 11 install size, and it is ... a whopping 65.6 gigabytes!!! 👀 Needless to say I'll probably be installing Linux on here pretty soon.
Screenshot of Windows 11 disk drive space usage showing 65.6 GB of Used space.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
A social media post:

according to inflation, the house that my mother purchased for $70,000 in 1985 would've been @ $205,658 todayit just sold for $1,600,000

Then a quoted post:

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
In case you missed this one from us yesterday. We charted the rise of illegal tobacco from 2016 to today. Over 80 percent of nicotine consumed in Australia now comes from illicit sources. What can we do about this? The experts are divided […] [Original post on bne.social]
Area chart showing legal (blue) nicotine consumption and illicit (yellow/orange) nicotine consumption. The legal amount declines over time from 2016 to 2026. The illicit amount increases over time dramatically.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Not gonna lie I'm enjoying my new 8bitdo SN30 Pro controller a whole heck of a lot, mostly because it reminds me of my days playing Mario All Stars and Street Fight II Turbo on the Super Nintendo in my room way back when.
Purple 8bitdo SN30 Pro controller.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Hello pigeons. Hello moon. 👋
Pigeons on a street light. The moon.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
Number 475 on my Rolling Stone top 500 albums of all time countdown is ... "Sheryl Crow" by Sheryl Crow from 1996. Weird that I hadn't actually heard this album before in its entirety, but the songs all seemed very familiar, even the ones that weren't big hits […] [Original post on bne.social]
Album cover showing Sheryl Crow on her self-titled album, moodily looking at the camera.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
"What if you just talked to your children?"
A screenshot of an Xitter interaction between Sam Altman and Alex Hirsch. Sam Altman posts about a "cool use case of chatgpt" involving connecting family calendars to auto-generate a custom daily podcast for the morning school drive covering kids' schedules, interests, and news. Below it, Alex Hirsch replies, "What if you just talked to your children".
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Look what I found at the city library over lunch
The Odyssey graphic novel.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Number 476 on my Rolling Stone top 500 albums listen is ‘Kimono My House’ by Sparks from 1974. This wasn't really my kind of thing, but I gave it a go a few times. It's pretty fun and weird. But happy to be moving on to some Sheryl Crow next up! […] [Original post on bne.social]
Album cover for Kimono My House by Sparks, featuring two women wearing patterned kimonos and traditional makeup against a yellowish-green background, with green text reading "SPARKS / KIMONO MY HOUSE" across the top.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
New from our team: The countdown begins! 🚨 www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-27/what…
Aus Alert countdown with about 6 hours and 35 minutes on the clock.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
A chart showing council home building stopping at a certain period of time and home building didn't get replaced by the private sector. The captions on the chart are:

Councils stopped building houses...and basically nobody took their place.

housebuilding in the UK has slowed to a trickle
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
I decided to migrate a site over to Codeberg and the next thing I know the whole site is down hahah 🙃
503 Service Unavailable screenshot of Firefox.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Gilbert @AbakpaJob

There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Oh, so this is maybe why all the US tech bros are freaking out about
Screenshot from an LLM ranking service showing the new kimi-k3 beating claude and chatgpt etc at the top of the coding leaderboard.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Was just listening to this episode of The Economy Stupid and was extremely surprised to hear this economist actually saying great stuff that makes 100% sense and wanted to know who it was (Richard Denniss) and as an added bonus I spotted my name in the show notes […] [Original post on bne.social]
Screenshot from podcast episode about a wealth tax. The podcast is The Economy Stupid. And the episode is called "Why not tax wealth, and why not start with billionaires?"
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
I know it's not nice but can't I have a little schadenfreude as a treat sometimes?
Reddit post describing buying SpaceX stock at $176 and now it's at $138. They want to know if it will go back up. They bought because a friend told them to. The first comment is "Don't listen to that friend in the future."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Just got my first #PayPhoneTag capture down at Brookside :)
Payphone tag screenshot showing first capture.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Sorry to inform everyone that I think I'm becoming a "radio guy" and I just picked up this cute little Sangen digital radio refurbished on eBay and I love it.
A little hand held digital radio.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
LOL at this message on Tusky. Muting this hashtag as a warning to all other hashtags they better watch their backs! 👀😆
Muting Brisbane hashtag as a warning message on Tusky.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
For our final night in Hobart my cousin gifted us a stay in a fancy cabin on the mountain with a bath tub on the deck. Didn't quite get a chance to use the bath, mostly due to it being about 5 degrees outside, but we woke up to a spectacular moonset over the ridge.
Bath on the deck of a cabin.Moonset over the mountain range.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
😅
An line chart from John Burns Research & Consulting shows the "New Construction Premium" declining steadily from around 40% in 2015 to below 0% by late 2024 and early 2025. This indicates that prices for new homes have dropped below resales for the first time in the recorded period. The chart is embedded in a social media post with the caption: "it is now cheaper to just build your own damn house than negotiate with a baby boomer."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Made a friend at the wildlife sanctuary today
Josh and a kangaroo.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
Pretty much
A line graph showing wage stagnation in Great Britain between 2000 and 2026. A solid blue line tracks actual average weekly earnings, which plateaued after the 2008 recession and reach £697 by April 2026. A rising, dotted orange line projects what earnings would look like if they had continued growing at the pre-recession rate of 2% per year, highlighting a massive gap between actual and projected wages. Above the graph, text from a social media post reads: "Friendly reminder that you're not bad with money. You're just trying to budget your way through two decades of wage stagnation."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Average seats but the show is great ❄️🧊
Disney on ice rink and a large crowd.
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Just finished reading "Station Eleven". It was pretty wonderful. Now I get to watch the television series. Can't wait!
Station Eleven cover with tents at night all lit up and the quote: "Hell is the absence of the people you long for."
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Joshua "Headless" Byrd 🎃 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Been a while since I baked a loaf.
Sourdough just out of the oven.
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