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Phlorb

@phlorb.bsky.social
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Former CoolTrainer, now just a phlorb

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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's official. ^_^
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That wraps up my Merciless playthrough of Persona 5 Royal. 💜
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Puppies. 💜
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well it got it centered on Michigan correctly, but apparently I talk like everywhere except the Northeast lol
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What video game changed your life? I picked a few cuz I'ma rebel
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Vibing to my pretty lights and gay ass music 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Being a broke (unemployed) bitch has led to me creating gaming challenges for myself. This time it was starting a fresh game file in Clair Obscur on Expert and trying to beat it. I knocked it out in under 30 hours 😂 Ignore my NG+++ save file where I still have superbosses to beat lol
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm gonna make the Four Horsemen :(
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
😴
2 sleeping pitbulls on a couch
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need to stop getting so bent out of shape over these interviews cuz they're just gonna tell me no anyways
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lula was such a brave girl at the vet today. Plz give her treatos.
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also I'm on my second (strong) drink and playing Adventures of Elliot and I already know I'm not gonna be keeping any kill chains 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
(Post) interview lewk Seemed to go well, this would be a pay cut but a breath of fresh air. Much smaller company, family owned and run, salary, etc. Should know by the end of the week or early next week!
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I showed @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social the cornhole boards I made for my delayed 30th birthday party in 2021 and he said "what the fuck" instead of "babe, you are master artist and should be in The Louvre" And like honestly? Homophobic as fuck.
Cornhole board with a large painted veiny penis shooting sperm with text reading "SHOOT IT DADDY" painted across the ballsA cornhole board with a cartoon person bent over with hands grabbing and pulling where the hole in the board is acting as their butthole. There is painted text reading "MY HOLE IS THE GOAL" at the top and "I'M WIDE OPEN" at the bottom
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Twink at his first furry con
Picture of a Sackboy with a multi-colored mohawk, redlective glasses, facial piercings, a pink d-pad chest piece, and pink gloves/boots with white claws from 'Sackboy: A Big Adventure's

Not in view: a pink cat tail
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Its a California king bed, y'all. How are you taking up this much space 😭😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dashcon vibes 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dapper pups unite!
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I forgot to share what I found at a game shop during my trip to Portland 🥹
Arcanine Pokemon card in a clear card sleeve
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It really really is. Genuinely one of my favorite things I've done during all of my Portland trips.
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Went to the Portland Japanese Garden and Rose Test Garden with @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social today 🥰
Koi pond surrounded by lush greenery. A stone statue sits on a stone platform over the pond with a small waterfall in the background Bright yellow roses
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
But like, who hurt them
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Flying first class for the first time and this might fucking ruin me for life 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One of the few redeeming parts of my job. 💜🐶🐾
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
P.s. Ow
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Final step count after wearing my new watch to work for the first time lol
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lookit me, I'm all fancy now!
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another Saturday night utterly destroying my legs as if I don't already do that Monday through Friday at work 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Moof appreciation post
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lula appreciation post
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Also gave the Expert chart of 3y3s a try (another level 17 song). It went better than expected but this was immediately after playing DeltaMAX and over an hour of constant playing. I was worn the fuck out lol.
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Gave DeltaMAX (level 17 song that starts at 100 bpm and constantly increases in speed up to 573 bpm) a try after not playing it for awhile. This was sloppy as hell for me but oh well lol
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Full combo'd it :D
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Early birthday present to myself ^_^ (P.s. found it on Hot Topics website, I did not order it from Target)
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
10 hour shifts calls for wine in my Esquie mug
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
MoonMoon
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Okay, cheapundies...I mean, technically you're not *wrong* but I don't think you're right either 😂
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I made a new drink. I'm calling it The Cloudy Piss.
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Y'all, movie theaters are fuckin FANCY now. I literally haven't seen a movie in 10 years (last time was Inside Out in like 2016).
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gigi's Cabaret in Detroit, MI ^_^
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So I don't wear it very often nowadays and I haven't tried it with my new glasses which are a fair bit bigger, however I would just put my hood on over my glasses and mess with the eye holes to fit the corners of my glasses through them. Then I could wrap the Velcro around back accordingly
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pizza with a side of pizza (that's definitely not pizza, it's "cheese bread with toppings")
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I guess there's some nice parts to being a delivery pup.
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Father, you said it's bedtime, put the fucking phone down and turn off the light"
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I can put together a decent bowl of ramen :D
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Finally got to Round1 again after like 6 months and *damn* am I out of shape from where I was. But I found a new song to add to my rotation that's a lot of fun and the perfect amount of challenging (for now) ^_^
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Phlorb @phlorb.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Well this is a first. Am*zon drone delivery. I hate it. So does Moof.
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