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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As someone who loves a dad joke, that sort of punning should’ve been right up your alley.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is it because they put the Arse in football?

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hear that. You’ll do it when it’s right.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s definitely not for all tastes and the pacing is slow compared to contemporary shows. If you think it’s not for you, by all means skip. But Murder, She Wrote has been a great surprise pleasure in my adult life. Cozy mysteries FTW!

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You’re probably too young to have even caught the tail end of original Dynasty as a kid, but it has a dedicated PlutoTV channel. I rewatched from the beginning about eight years ago, and the prevalence of the f-slur in the first five seasons shocked me. Murder, She Wrote is always a delight, though.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The upside is that their latest version removes registration requirements for viewing some channels. We’re all just at their mercy unless we own what we love on physical media.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

PlutoTV unceremoniously stopped have an OG Transformers cartoon channel recently too.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Love hearing your voice. Adds to your sexiness.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That’s hot, and an excellent birthday treat.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Any Friday involving you would be, naturally.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Many happy returns, handsome! 🎂🎉

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Once the week is over, you’ll drop the w and things will go back to being holesome.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

There are certainly Muppets with less desirable physiques that you could resemble.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Do I dare ask if you were wearing a swimsuit?

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sad it may disappear, glad I caught it before it did. Very hot, sir.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Lucky hands help apply in hard-to-reach places.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Snack? No. Let’s do some mythological role playing. You be Prometheus and bring your red hot fire and I’ll be the eagle, devouring you daily as you regenerate. That’s an endless buffet, and no punishment.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: invite a friend to join.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Follow the bouncing…fellatio? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Name: I’m sorry, no. Age: old enough to know better Zodiac: also no Bday: it’s spelled bidet Fav music peeps: is this English? Country: stateless pirate Fav color: fava beans are green. Fav season: Wikipedia couldn’t tell me when favas are in season. Birth year: see Name.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

At last count, and correct me if I’m wrong, you were a boy in the scenario…😜

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Let’s try this again: that inch wouldn’t stop me from wanting to touch several others. 😈

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Would make anyone want to change that…🤤

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Delectable. It would make a fun game to see how long you could trace your tongue along the branching paths of those veins before you’d lose your composure in a zoom meeting…

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If the flirtation is welcome or not, you’ll know. Have no expectations, and you won’t be disappointed. Or have them and learn eventually that things don’t always break your way. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I just like telling men they’re sexy and they turn me on.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

But if you think your flirting with a married person is enough to disrupt their bond with their partner, it also means you either think the relationship isn’t stable or that your powers of seduction are so irresistible things could only end badly. All of it seems deluded. Flirt if you like. 2/3

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I think it’s conditioning. Dan Savage has said that, in the hetero world, a relationship is a success if no one cheats and it ends when one partner dies. Marriage is the highest form of relationship in that context. If you believe all this, flirting is a prelude to an unsuccessful relationship…1/2

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Videographic proof or it didn’t happen…

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Always in favor of manscaping. I know I do not speak for everyone.

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Phlegraean Fields @phlegraeanfields.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

(Only holding out until the handful in question is close enough to grasp)

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