🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know it’s fat cock Friday, but isn’t this something that’s also a little festive? 🍑🍑🍑 what should we call it? I’m a bit stupid when it comes to witty names like that so I need to rely on you all. 😭😂😭😂 030
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Feel free to send any and all nudes in celebration of this holiest of National holidays. #nationalnudeday #sendnudes 000
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Who else is a good boi and wears their ball weights every day? I’m going on 5 years with this 4.5 pound one! 0231
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Slept in my ball weight last night so I woke up extra feral 😈 2785
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Gettin’ that morning stretch in 😈😈😈 #ballweight #ballstretching 1310
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 25/09/20254.5 pound ball weight isn’t enough anymore. Anyone know where I could find a heavier one? I’ve been wearing this one for years. 0370
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2024When your cat is cool with demons and shit so he sleeps in the upside down 060
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 25/05/2024Skeet a perfect album from the 1990s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains 010
🦤 @phldavid.bsky.social · 19/04/2024Throwback to how much I love outdoor showers #fireisland #gay 0201