Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got two souvenirs from the Undertale Determination Symphony in Birmingham last week. One was this cute purple jumper with various human souls on it. The other was a big bruise on my arse from falling down the stairs trying to rush to the merch stand as the interval started. I'm normal 💜 280
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the cinema wants me to believe adults need 2000 calories of merch a day 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like I've been painting the living room for a hundred years. The paint will never be even. 1100
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Do not put this on your perineum. Now I'm in hospital and the doctor is really mad at me 040
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I got the Gitaroo Man platinum trophy in one second. I already know how to play this game! I hurt my thumb though. Pressed circle too hard 000
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Thought I'd try my prescription swimming goggles with my CPAP mask cause the mask leaks and blows air in my eyes, drying them out. I wake up with painful dry eyes sometimes. But uhh. I can't close my eyes. I also look terrifying 130
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Final Fantasy X trophies were glitched, didn't give me the ones for beating the last two bosses. So I put the game down for ten years. Just got the platinum tonight. 💜 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Guess who's just cost us £100 and maybe more soon because she's got big swollen breasts (it's Hazel) 191
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I just had full sex with Maru on a cliff. That's the goal of the game. I won 020
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026And then the game ends with "end game? Yes/no" The whole thing just seemed really rushed and unpolished. But I had some fun with it. Took about 12 hours to 100%. I was interested because I saw a review before playing it that called it like "worst game ever". They were definitely wrong. 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Two characters having a lovely time in front of the character I'm supposed to be talking to. 120
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Lots of weird bugs in Pirates of the Enchiridion. Characters just interrupt each other during cutscenes 110
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026(flashing lights) I saw there was a trophy for falling in the water ten times. Little did I know I would fall into the infinite loading void. Had to restart the game. It doesn't seem very well made. 260
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I keep restarting the day. I just need to touch one more piece of Hard Wood. I'm gonna scream 120
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Shoutout to everyone in my YouTube comments trying to do a "carry on the lyrics" thread and at least 14 of them getting held/hidden because YouTube won't let you say cunt. It doesn't make them visible if I approve them lol 080
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Nice? Uh, don't you mean VERY nice? Or SO nice? These suggested comments are always so helpful 151
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026they put the mirror there so you can see pompompurin's iconic anus 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Remembering the time I forgot how to stop while going down a ski slope in Austria. I just remember shouting "fuck. fuck. fuuuuck." as I blast through the fence at the bottom, ended up fully doing the splits and wrecked my special snow trousers. I have not gone skiing since. I got a little bum bruise 160
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'll probably hit a million in a few days. I can almost hear it 180
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hazel will let me give her a little touch on the head sometimes, but Lady & Liliwen act like I'm about to eat their entire heads if I try lol 2110
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Just hit 50k on the tick tock and they're actually sending me money. I wonder how long this will last. scary! 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025It got me to put my elbones on the floor and now they're both grazed. Gonna sue. Also look how horrible my curtains are xx 030
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025It's been a while. I wonder if carrying on from where I was will kill me (it will) 150
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I stopped posting on tiktok for like a year because they demonetised me for a mysterious "security issue". I appealed it every month without posting, got bored last month and just wrote "tiktok's a load of wank" as my appeal. That was the key. They needed to know that tiktok is a load of wank. Wow 1131
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Carried on with this save and got the under 30 hour 100% run too. Mostly 1-2 tries on just about everything. Must've got enough practise on my first run through it. Nice not to struggle on any of the final four main bosses. Doubt I could do steel soul, but the platinum doesn't require it hehe 120
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Just did the 5 hour speedrun trophy in Silksong. First try! I was really nervous waiting for the credits to finish but I had a hundred minutes spare lol All bosses/encounters took me two tries max (including high halls) but then I struggled on the final boss, needed like seven attempts. Bananas 160
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Silksong! Good game. I like how Silksong (the main character) moves. I think I beat every boss, there were quite a few secret ones. Ended up looking at a complete map to see if there were any corners I hadn't been to. I've had a lovely time with this. Gotta complete the hunter's journal still. Fun 150
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025ugh come on I'm looking for JOI vids what is this videogame shite 150
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025If anyone comes to Arcains wanting to play Groove Coaster... The volume is so low. I can't hear it at all. It has a headphone port though. Wear ear noisers 110
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I'm at the arcade. I think they fixed this guitar hero machine. I got through a whole song without getting angry. Whoa 390
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Now streaming HarmoKnight: Sometimes there are Pokémon in the background www.twitch.tv/phizzybear 000
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Now streaming some more Rhythm Heaven Silver! Probably getting to the hard part lol www.twitch.tv/phizzybear (gif by @crebecca.bsky.social 💜) 041
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Now streaming Rhythm Heaven Silver! It's the GBA one. But in English www.twitch.tv/phizzybear 021
Phizzy @phizzy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Now streaming Capybara Spa: Capybara Capybara Capybara Capybara Capybara www.twitch.tv/phizzybear I'm a capybara now. I don't know what this game is but it's about at least one capybara 031
