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Holland Oates

@phinsphan.bsky.social
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Not your buddy, guy Lover of the Jams

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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Locked and loaded
A yellow lab intently looking at herself on a TV screen
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do you at least have Breece Hall? Still crazy but, like, you could possibly be desperate to replace him. I also just noticed a trade that was accepted. Its a keeper league but this is highway robbery. The guy getting London and Ceedee is 4-1 and im first. Leagues over. Think im out after this year
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My favorite part of fantasy football is getting trade offers that make no sense. Yeah dude Id like to downgrade at 3 positions, thanks for this offer! I sent the guy a message and asked why I'd possibly take this and told him to be serious
I give up
Dak Prescott , Denzel Boston, Trey McBride and get back
Fernando Mendozo, Jordan Tyson and Tyler Warren
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sunrise and sunset as I successfully left my house at 530am after 3 nights of Mempho Fest amd drove approx 14 hours while wife slept.
Sunrise over the north Mississippi hill countrySunset over I 75 some hours after the sunrise picture
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bummed I'm not in Huntsville with my boys but the Panic crew tonight is strong
Large group of people ages 8 to 60 in front of the Mempho Stage at the end of JJ Grey and Mofro set ready for some WSMFP
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
With the power Of soul Anything is possible
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have a feeling this bar will NOT look like this tomorrow during Panic
A festival bar area with 10 plus poont of sales open during Pretty Lights set
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guess who's excited for Spoon and who's excited for Pretty Lights
A couple. The female  in silver pants and neon alien DJ t shirt the man in shorts with a short sleeve button up shirt
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol buddy just texted me this
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh man the "tempted" jam had some massive Take Me To the River vibes before going Space/Drums Cable went into Hey Hey My My >Cable Sadly no Seasons in Cemetery but see previous acclaime of that segment
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Busting out the big guns for the Umphrey's show
Uncle Baby Billy Breathes t shirt
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put it in your ear holes
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
34ish hour "Charles" roast for dinner
Pre sliced seared 'Charles roast" on a cutting boardNice pink sliced hunk of beef that spent approx 34 hours in a sous vide bath at 135°
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great night for a high school game between the teams ranked 1 and 2 in the metro area by the local paper
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn didn't even know he was sick. RIP
A white pitcher with the following inscription 

Ovaltine 
1904-1979
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is such a dickhead answer no way I'm buying your couch dude. No shit the inside arm dimension is less than the over all width
FB marketplace conversation asking if the measures of a couch are inside the arms or overall width. After confirming its the overall.width I asked for inside arm width.

When asked the inside arm dimensions seller says
"Its going to be less than 84 man."
Yeah buddy, no shit
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The almost no dishes to clean dinner
Grilled chicken thighs on a foiled covered platter, next to some broiled asparagus on a foiled coverd cookie sheet next to some smashed yukon potatoes on a foil cover cookie sheet
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Howyadern
Howyadern
Danil Donato's Cosmic Country on stage
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saturday turned out good
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wasn't as bad as it seemed
A now cleared driveway with a large oak tree branch in the flower bed next to it
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hope your Saturday starts better than mine. Glad it wasn't one of the ones over the house
A large oak tree branch laying across a driveway
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll check out out. Sadly I'd recommended the Nihilist Arby's account but don't think it came over. Here's a banger I think you'll enjoy
@NIHILIST_ARBYS
Here’s a fun joke for the fourth:

Q: What do the American dream and god have in common?

A: both are bullshit fairy tales that are fed to the poor and stupid to take their minds’ off the fact that no one loves them or wants them to do anything but work & die quietly 

Eat Arby’s
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fox sports does not know who Memphis plays next week
Memphis tigers football schedule showing them playing Arkansas om sprt 5. However they play Arkansas State Sept 5th
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She's home and doped up real good. But the mending process is underway. Wish us luck on keeping this very excitable girl calm for the foreseeable future
Izzy the yellow lab laying half on a dog bed eith a surgical sleeve on her back leg after dog ACL surgery. Looking fuuuuuucked up
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Played the shit out of this Umphrey's show 24 years ago when I started listening to them
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She's off to surgery. Won't need to go on season ending IR, hopefully back in time for the playoffs
Yellow lab in the back of a SUV before heading off to ACL surgery
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lmao apparently it went back out. Never getting power back on
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well this fucking sucks ass. Is over a quarter of customers being without power bad?
A summary of power outages for the city.
26% of customers don't have power. That's a lot
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I kinda feel like if you needed the ending of this movie explained perhaps you should try actually watching the movie next time
Google headline
Slash Film
Project Hail Mary Ending Exploaned: What Happens to Grace and Rocky
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wore this banger of t shirt today im honor of the best sitcom ever coming back for the 18th season. Anybody else a season 1 OG of this group of psychopaths chicanery?
Gray tshirt with  Lady Justice in the middle inside a ring that reads Philadelphia School of Bird Law. She holds a scale in one hand and a falconeers glove with Falcon in the other
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Scottie Doesn't Know
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lol came home and watched another time I might have made it
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It is. I did a dive certification down the road and stopped by to see the wreckage last year
 Redneck Red Rocks in the midst of its demolition
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Best bumper sticker I've seen in a bit
Yellow Bumper sticker that reads 
"Please be patient 
I am 9 years old"
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Them starting the season 2-5 maybeis gonna rule so hard
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Made some 🔥🔥🔥 pork fried rice (in the dark on the blackstone) from the trimmings of a big ass pork loin I cut up over the weekend
A big ass platter ( a plastic tray covered in aluminum foil for easy clean up) of fried rice with some table mustard and a nearly empty bottle of Sriracha sauce on a granite counter top thays just the right color to hide all the spillage
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My kid is a toad whisperer
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bought some glasses at an estate sale that are very certainly not Phish related, but also, just look at this thing
A glass with circles that resemble the Phish donut 🍩 though the glass was not made to resemble the Phish donut
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lol they had a Tahoe with green flashing lights running traffic control. Just a random friday in Memphis baby
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is only one Ebenezer and he is the king of the ball. A high steppin, sharp dressing, motherfucker
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In honor of the 90s theme i'm spending my night dubbing tapes on this bad boy
A double tape deck. Also a beta max deck above it
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Made it through set 1 of Billy and......FML
The back wheel of a bush hog broken off laying on the ground
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
Maps of US showing the number of post 8am sunrises and latest sunrises of year with permanent daylight saving time from
https://savestandardtime.com/maps/
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The best 'dive country club' in America is located in river country NE Arkansas
A chill ass bar dog on the front porch of the establishment, just chillin ATTENTION!!!
2026-2027 M EMEeRSHipS ARE NOW DUE!
S40/COUPLE S25/PERSON S15/OUT OF AREA S10/OUT OF STATE

WE HATE ASKING AS MUCH AS YOU HATE HEARING IT! YOU MUST HAVE A MEMBERSHIP TO BE IN THIS CLUB AND DRINK,
5EE BARTENDER FOR QUESTIONS OR TO GET YOUR MEMBERSHIPA band and bar with a smelly acoustical ceiling and the fine patrons on the copper feather
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Competitor in our BBQ Competition today has an A+ team name #WSMFP
Surprise Valley Smokers t shirt
WSMFP
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So sick while cooking dinner
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hot damn that was a good one
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