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Phil Swallow

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Local historian, filmmaker, photographer, podcaster, Crystal Palace fan 🔴🔵🦅🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 My content here: www.youtube.com/@philswallow All links here: bio.site/philswallow

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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 3h
Exactly!
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 4h
Or just use your smartphone?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 6h
SNL Wednesday edition
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Colin Jost's Unimpressed Look on SNL
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 6h
And war criminals, don’t forget the war criminals
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
He’s had a complete shocker today - he should spend the next few hours getting treatment for his burns
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
Surely Trump University??
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
Beclowns 👏👏🤌
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
And being really good at being out of her depth
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
They are a social media party, it’s all they have
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
Enjoyable watching Where Eagles Dare on YouTube. I had something in my eye a couple of times . . . #CPFC
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 29/09/2026
I was there - what a day!
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 28/09/2026
He lays out the red carpet for the first three groups
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 28/09/2026
They shouldn’t rush any investigations, hold it over them for years, make them squirm
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 28/09/2026
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 28/09/2026
Any word from the oil company billionaires who would have to cut off export sales?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 27/09/2026
YouTube Livestream Link: youtube.com/live/tql-BXM...
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 27/09/2026
More than happy to not see his face ever again tbh
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 27/09/2026
This just makes me want to avoid AI even more than I do already. It’s horrific. The market correction on this sector can’t come soon enough
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Picking up as it goes on, I guess it’s hard to know what works best
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
The weakest SNLUK since it started - they are trying but not really at the races tonight
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
They need to send a team in to rescue Josh Widdicombe from Strictly
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Hey Tuchel, bring on Adam Wharton
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Kane needed longer studs
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
All so that you can create a picture of a singing cat on a windmill
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Spices added to the fishcake 👨‍🍳
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Spain are 🔥
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
That’s why we let Guehi go, unreliable
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
It’s quicker and easier to destroy than to build. They should expect more and a kind of DOGE-lite
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
FA Cup isn’t run by the Premier League
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 26/09/2026
Another perfectly chosen photo for the roundup 🤌
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
🚮
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
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Woman's High Heel Fall Fail in Store
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
I’m surprised (not surprised) that it took them this long to join the dots. The Republican ticket of greed and racism comes with slow lifting fog
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
Haven’t we currently got both - a striped sash?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
Delay, delay, delay incoming
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 25/09/2026
He doesn’t do “how” on anything. Ever.
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
How and why?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Has he nodded off yet?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
“Only the best people”
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
What, no “warrior ethos”?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
It was worth it
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
He doesn’t know what AI is. He definitely does not know what a guardrail is
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
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Jazz Hands!
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Or Natalie was busy so he had to take care of business on his own
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Correction: glove - Michael Jackson tribute?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Why the gloves?
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Me too, the back of my shirt was instantly wet when the ball crossed the line - but that was allowed 👍
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 24/09/2026
Cheryl Hines has really flushed herself down the toilet - she made better choices in Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Phil Swallow @philswallow.com · 23/09/2026
I’d be quite happy not to see the Whitehouse Press Pool (and therefore him) for the remainder of his term, to be honest
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