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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Want to help offset some unexpected expenses that came my way by sending your hard earned money my way, but you don't want to be empty-handed? Then this offer is perfect for you! This set of three blank inside note cards can be yours for twelve bucks, shipped to your house in the Continental US!
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Sooooo... It's the magic Friday, where are those Trumpstein files...?
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My daughter and I said goodbye to the dinosaurs at the Pacific Science Center today, since after 40 years of what was supposed to be a few years exhibit, they're being retired and removed.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I helped a friend move a bus partially converted to an RV that they bought, and got to drive something that big for the first time ever today. I also got to check out this nice ass while driving it.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Please, please, PLEASE make sure to properly locate your plumbing near the INTERIOR side of the wall, so you don't ruin a carpenter's day in the future.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sunset from my back deck.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Working at a house on a golf course today, and I painted a table for the customer in the yard. I was thinking about the possibility of a golf ball hitting it, and when I went to take the table inside, this was sitting two feet away from it...
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I can't even escape the Trans Agenda at work!!!
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
That's the amount of space I got to wiggle through today. Sooooo much fun...
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tinkles wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I feel like the orange messiah's administration will demand this plane be removed for pushing the "trans agenda" and promoting "DEI."
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hey, "protest voters," did you achieve your goals of saving the Palestinians? Isn't this so much better than having voted for someone who might not have stopped all arms sales to Israel?
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
"Buy Murican products to save on tariffs!" The "American" products:
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A MAGAt really blamed the current economic crash on... Bill Clinton! And a bonus zombie.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I seem to recall a certain orange idiot demanding that a sitting president be removed if the Dow Jones dropped more than a thousand points in a week...
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Shocking, another straight, whyte, "Christian" orange messiah worshipper is a child rapist!
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
MAGAts just can't help themselves from saying the stupidest shit.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Don't stupid piece of shit MAGAts have anything better to do other than going on social media and repeatedly proving how stupid they really are?
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
THIS is what rich people should be doing with their money.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
At the accesso ShoWare Center watching the Thunderbirds play the Kamloops Blazers so we can see the Pittsburgh Penguins top defenseman prospect Harrison Brunicke.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Who else spent their Saturday helping someone move?
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In case you want to know what kind of impact you're having with your donations this month, this is from the woman we're helping this month.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
MAGAts would say I was being Woke at work today, because I was wearing a mask.
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Phil's Random Thoughts @philrandomthoughts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hey, protest voters who worried that voting for Harris was voting for genocide, you did it, you totally saved Gaza!
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