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Philo of Alexan

@philoof.bsky.social
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Woke Democrat in a red state. I banish trolls back to Twitter. Occasional animal videos. Be kind, life is hard. ❤️🎈 NAFO auxiliary 🇺🇸🇺🇦🗽 Slava Ukraine

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 1h
These new mobile clotheslines are really nice
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 2h
Unfortunately Ohio has to elect a governor
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 2h
This is what losing the Cold War looks like
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 3h
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Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
Alt: Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 3h
Great election this year to finally answer whether Ohio voters dislike brown people or women more
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 4h
I want to know but also I very much don’t want to know
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 4h
Adorable but grumpy
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 5h
I’m sure he wanted to call it Trump Intelligence but nobody would believe that
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
It still blows my mind how NFL kickers casually kick 50+ yard field goals now.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
Lmao
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
In case you didn’t know
Star Wars Bengals
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
That’s the third helmet to helmet hit by a Jaguars player on a Bengals player that wasn’t called what the fuck
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
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Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
Alt: Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
Noice
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
Gas prices, apparently. Of course I will never forgive them for being so selfishly stupid that they must be personally affected first for them to care.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
does Putin know you aren’t supposed to eat the relics?
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
I just stole this meme and now you can too
Plague Doctor Flork
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
I thought they said no beardos or weirdos
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
Plague Doctor Flork
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
Excuse me Patricia but no
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NPC Head Processing Meme
Alt: NPC Head Processing Meme
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 7h
Crazy legs
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
I was going to say it’s like the Romance of the Three Kingdoms but that makes me sound pretentious
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
I guess I’ll need a tan suit won’t I
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Look at what I have become
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
This is the real question and if I’m elected president I promise to have a pirate twerking on every TV
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Oh it’s an UberEats commercial that makes sense
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Why is there a Pirate twerking on my TV
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Believe it or not the Senator with brain damage was not the dumbest Senator nor was he the one who played football It’s like the Silmarillion keeping all the stupid people straight
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Lmao
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
This is a metaphor for rhe anecdote on how Isaac Newton discovered gravity
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, even if it bounces off your head first
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
Used to drive me crazy when Marvin Lewis wouldn’t bench starters even when they played poorly
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
had he tried being a kicker then he wouldn’t have to hold the ball
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
This resonates with me on several levels
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 8h
He even knows how to put his hat on his belt loop
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10h
History repeats itself. Wake up America 🇺🇸
Side by side picture comparison:

Right Hegseth arms opened in front of the seal of the Department of War

Black and white picture of Hitler with the same pose during the Nuremberg rally
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Spooky Season is upon us
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
🫡💙💛
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
This is an older post but if we want to understand what resisting evil looks like then we should look to Ukraine
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Rich guy dies by suicide you say
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Are we sure that is far enough back
Ea~Nasir
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
To paraphrase Shakespeare, an interview with Tapper and Hassett is much ado about nothing and a waster of airtime They should just play Swan Lake, at least it would be entertaining
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
I believe Democrats will flip the Super Carolina Senate seat
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
It is not AI
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Sounds salty
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes I love the internet
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 9h
Good morning happy Sunday ☕️
John Ossoff plays lightsabers with a child
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 10h
Does that mean my propaganda comes with sour cream?
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 16h
How many Bolsonaros are there
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 17h
Footage captures a strike on Kyiv’s Pivnichnyi Bridge as cars crossed it, fortunately without being hit. The bridge has now come under attack for three consecutive days. #Ukraine
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