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…they found that stirring the casserole merely released more of the Gatorade™ scent…

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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 21h
"Awright! Who wants a Werther's™ ?"
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, funny…
Listing for a Montblanc platinum-plated mechanical pencil
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was pushed forward, skipping 2nd grade, which also took place at the same time I was moving schools (moving… five blocks further, wasn't that far). Went from a normal 1st grader to the weird kid in 3rd. Luckily, also born an ox, so the bullying wasn't immediately invited.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Were you Polish, they'd be "gołąbki", in the States, "gwumpki", or, to children, "gunkies".
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe stick a bird on her?
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Considering that one of the foundational books of the entire genre, "The Modern Prometheus", was written by a woman, this makes for a sad state of affairs.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That would've been the sequel, "Diggula", where Tom unconvincingly plays Rob Zombie, ruling the wastelands from atop his cherry '72 Apollo…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did this last week, sneezed hard with an uncapped pen, spraying dark purple ink onto my favorite shirt. Big, big ups to the folks at Wearingeul, whose inks are fast on paper, but water-soluble like Alka-Seltzer. Quick water and a Tide pen, the little drops of Frankenstein are gone, on cotton, yet.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Certainly use a slew of cheaper pens, until you've determined your preferences. Start with an 'M' medium nib and go from there. Euro / American nibs also tend to run a bit larger than Japanese. After that? Sky's the limit (and penmakers prove that with their pricing). Buy what you like.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They more likely popped the doors off'n a soft-top Wrangler. Weirdly, on the moon, the ride's better…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nah, his folks drove it up from the Turks & Caicos…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now it's all over NextDoor
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…and even her colored contacts can't hide the crazy…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's something that would normally require extensive effects makeup, unless you were a young Conrad Veidt. Ee-EE-rie…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Best red ink I've used lately is the Wearingeul "Dracula", it's supposed to have a bit of shimmer if used with a brush / broad nib, but in fine nibs, it's a Ferarri 'rosso corso' level red. Highly vibrant.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I usually load something like Writer's Blood / Oxblood into a dark brown tortoiseshell, works esthetically.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aside from something overblown, gaudy, and expensive… (no shade, of course, that might be your thing), …the Conklin All-American range is large without being comically oversized, and accept JoWo nibs. Bigger than a Sailor 1911 Large, or a Pilot 823.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning, fountain-pen-sky-types! Here's an updated roster of inked pens, including the new Mariner, and a bit better lighting…
A small selection of posted fountain pens, with writing samples in the ink each was filled with. Pardon my scribble…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've found that once I started determining my preferences, my price-limit rose, specifically for those pens that matched. Turns out, I prefer classic cigar-shapes and fine nibs, which defeat the tricks of a lot of special-effect inks (such as shimmer/sheen)…
A small selection of posted fountain pens, with writing samples in the ink they've been filled with.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or… a banjolele?
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really only the vacu-filll / bladders / eye-dropper styles that can't alternate between cartridges & convertors.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, just for your edification, most fountain pens that require a converter, in order to use bottled ink, can alternately use ink cartridges, as well. Only a few brands that require special convertors / cartridges (looking at you, Pilot) most other allow their pens to use generic convertors.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got you covered…
Ph'nglui mglw'nafn Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl scribble-ish fhtagn!  Ia! Ia!
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sadly, it also works the other way. I made for a pretty cute kid, but just got lumpy and sullen as I grew.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Steamed Hams, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafn Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of those Little Tykes™ Green Goblin editions?
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Scuse me, gotta go buy some small medium-grey rocks…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Attach a small, soft toy boat, and he could go as the Shrak, from "Jaws"
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recipes abound, but it can also be found;
A bottle of B.G. Reynolds Cinnamon-infused bar syrup.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😁
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I may, couple suggestions; Give Diamine Prussian Blue a try, it dries darker, in my experience than the Iro Shin-Kai (sample attached) And, if you think the Shin-Kai's not dark enough, then you'll want to steer clear of the Iro Fuyu-Syogun. It's more a steel gray with blue undertones.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My targeted ads think I have have a child of house-training age, and presume to think I should involve products from this "Miss Rachael" person…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmm. While I defer to your writerly superiority, there's a lot of gaps; Gilligan - Chekov ? Or Scotty ? Skipper - Kirk Thurston - Sulu ? Lovey - McCoy / Chapel ? Ginger - Uhura ? Professor - Spock Mary Ann - Yeoman Rand ? …ooh. the thought of Yeoman Mary Ann shutting down concentration…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"But…but…the MICRO-ABRASIONS…"
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The Trump who stole Hanukkah"? "…he limped to the icebox, and ate the Who's feast! Why, that Trump even ate their last can of Corned Beast!" …in Boris' voice, of course.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're probably safe, hákarl (fermented Greenland shark) is traditionally part of the Þorrablot (midwinter) feast. So, anyone with a jar of lye-shark is either a bit under-fermented or last year's and WAY ripe… Plus, it'll be offered with a shot of brennivin. Just skip the boiled sheep's head.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Þis cwide dyde me hlihhan swīðe, and besprēngde mīne cǣgbread mid caffē.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some of us are still demanding it be corrected to "Harwell Park"…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just don't go to the U.K. with that, the reference will completely elude them.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're Canadian, so they'll likely add pineapple. (…not that I mind, of course, hula pickles rock, chuck some jalapeños in there…)
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nothing! Just some good-natured camaraderie and genial hijinks. Also, whatever you do, while filling the reservoir, don't sneeze, it'll look like a crime scene…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh! How about needing to fill a pen with Document Dark Red, wearing a crisp white Oxford, on a white linen tablecloth, with no paper towel in the house, and you're on your fourth Red Bull?
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've got the Durograph in mother-of-pearl, it's not a daily carry, but it's a decent pen. Can recommend.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Definitely. Been a favorite since childhood. Also makes a good double-feature with "Theatre of Blood", more Vincent, more ham - this time he's an actor denied an award, so he starts killing his critics, using the plays of Shakespeare.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eh… throw a chunk of toast in there, it'll be fine, and a sight better than you'll get out in the field…
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's Vulnavia, the evil doctor's assistant in "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Early '70s Vincent Price going full-on ham, chewing scenery like a chipper/shredder. Mad doctor/organist taking out his vengeance against the medical team that let his wife die, using the Biblical plagues of Egypt.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"…quoth the Raven, "Eat my shorts"…" …delivered by James Earl Jones, no less.
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Phrankenmosk @philmosk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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