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Phil McTimoney

@philmctimoney.bsky.social
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High school programming teacher; follower of Middlesbrough and the NY Jets; drinker of IPA; unapologetic semi-colon user

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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Parts of this new iOS are so rough #ios27
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England have won the 2018 WC semi-final so many times in the years since 2018.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just realized that if Swansea lose 3-0 tonight then #boro go top! 😀
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Blackburn should probably be leading this game. Boro getting overrun in the middle of defence many times #boro
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And *that* is how you defend a 1-0 lead #worldcup
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump Touches Dies #worldcup
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The commentators (USA) and the podcasters I was listening too this morning were all putting the blame on Brynn for a howler. IMO he did what he could - couldn’t leave it, couldn’t catch it. I would say Brittain and Fry were just as responsible (but again, not a lot they could do) Thoughts? #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Nothing makes sense in football anymore. Defenders have to have their hands locked behind their back but attackers can have their arm wide enough to trap the ball in their armpit before they set up a goal. Plus the minutes-long delay for something with clearly no right or wrong answer. #MUN
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Listen up, #boro fans, the timing of the hearing tells you everything. Unless they announce on Wednesday that there’s a hearing on Friday, they’re gonna let the cheats slide through. Wednesday is *the* day. No info means we can stand down.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Prediction for the play-off second leg at Southampton : Boro put on a brave defensive performance but lose 1-0. They go through to the Wembley final 3-1 on aggregate. #utb 😉
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The row of zeroes has to be unusual at HT. #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The funniest thing that Boro could do tomorrow is to score an early goal. We would immediately jump over Millwall and go level with Ipswich. Pandemonium! Do it early enough and the six-goal win...it's on! It will surely go sideways pretty quickly thereafter, but what a moment! #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The draw against Ipswich felt like a victory. The win against Sheffield Wednesday felt like a defeat. 🤔 #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We're playing so well but I'm concerned with how much Malanda and our full-backs are committed forward. Can we not low-block it for 20 minutes? #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’ve gone from despising teams that can win a game to despising teams that can score a goal #boro I’m watching Southampton v Derby and Soton just scored and I’m like “What? Just like that?”
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Second place is cursed #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Boro‘s club motto changed to “still somehow second” #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What are we hoping for in the Ipswich - Millwall game, #boro fans? 🥾 Millwall bc Ipswich can overtake us? 🚜 Ipswich bc Millwall were on a n incredible run before the fluke of Blackburn? 🤝draw bc obviouly?
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I just realized - Boro's "never dropped points from a winning position" streak is over 😭 #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Goal difference could be important between us and Ipswich. At 3-0, Boro are +22; Ipswich are +26
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hull not up for doing us any favors 😡#utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm going to give Shamrock Diaries an overdue listen tonight. It was always my favorite #ChrisRea album #boro
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hey, #boro Bluesky, when is Adilson Malanda going to play? Is he with the squad now? Will be a regular?
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This #boro games feels stretched like the last 5 minutes of a game. There are 25 minutes left. This isn't staying 2-1 at this rate. #nextGoalIsImportant
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
1-1 Clear foul on Silvera once you see the replays #boro
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Get in! #boro That goal doesn't happen without the two players attacking the front post, even though neither got a touch.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
But apart from that, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is the Whole New Light I’m using to see the #boro v Wrexham result and performance.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Here's an updated "the championship without #boro" table. The purpose is to get a better idea of the strength of the teams we have played (yellow) and are playing soon (orange). I remove the games that Boro have played and sort by points per game.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
If you take #boro out of the league table and sort by points per game, three of the four teams Boro have defeated leap into the top eight. In other words, Swansea, Norwich and Millwall are all averaging 2 points per game or higher when they're not getting tonked by Boro!
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Highly enjoyable. The point where you notice the time remaining in the video and realize where this is going...
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ARGH! That two-on-one should have been walked into the goal #boro
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
That's an amazing start. Boro's first seven games include five pretty tough challenges. I was hoping for 9-10 points, top-10 in the league so we can push with some easier games. #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Adilson Malanda's wikipedia page 😂 #boro #utb
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The World War 1 and World War 2 were engineered to prevent Middlesbrough from winning a Division One title. Finished 3rd in 1913-14 and finished 7th -> 5th -> 4th in the lead up to 1939.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
@footballramble.bsky.social
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wow, why did the ref not give a penalty in #BHANOT ? It's a clear trip. It doesn't matter that it was inadvertent.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What the American's call 'submarining' - going in low when a player is jumping for the ball - should be a yellow or even red card offense. Muniz could have knacked Henderson there and for no reason. #FULCRY
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Whenever someone points out we're letting the other side frame the debate, they're dead-on. I miss it every time.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
He should insist that every social security recipient has to sent a weekly email listing five things that they spent the money on. If they say things like mothballs and powdered egg then his AI tools will detect that they are 150 years old.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Social security taxes are separate from regular federal income taxes, so why isn't social security separated from federal spending?
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Very clear foul on the #BHAFUL equalizer. What is a defender to do in that situation?
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Richard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This needs to become like Sun City in South Africa. They'll be stuck with a Kid Rock residency.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I didn't love the "never split the difference" book but...I appreciated the basic premise that's in the title.
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
No you're the coup, you're the coup
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Phil McTimoney @philmctimoney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I give Rubio six months.
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