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Phil M (he/him)

@phillyriot.bsky.social

79 followers 84 following 77 posts

31, Bournemouth 🏳️‍🌈 Dad Jokes, FFXIV, Pro Wrestling, Assorted Gaming and frequently changing special interests

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yep, Pressure 😂😂😂

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I first heard her on Sims 2 😂😂😂

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Remember to take time to shower stinky ♥️

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Coco Police Skeleton Shocked

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Actually Ellen, that's not the truth

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Considering it doesn't use the Animated Series music, the opening track is a banger

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

He kinda sorta is? He's a mix of Quill and Marrow

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What can you make of this, Johnny?

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

People won’t remember: - the college you graduated from - the career you had - the family you raised People will remember: - obtuse - rubber goose - green moose - guava juice - giant snake - birthday cake - large fries - chocolate shake

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I dream of a day where I don't get to work clammy

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꒰ᐢ..ᐢ꒱颖琦Gwyn @gravenmyth.com · 16/06/2026

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

PERIOD.

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

And If you're going to do that, surely Earl is the way to pronounce it

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I've only listened to Who Will You Follow so far and its already changed my life

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Spoiler: both

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Need to find a better place to take selfies but the work bathrooms lighting really does it

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Where do you live where its that bad?!

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

First photo from October '24 on my first day at the gym. Lots of work to do still but beyond happy with the improvements!!

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Haha too true. Im nearing the mid 30s and my last long relationship was about ten years ago at this point. I've got to have built up some good kharma, surely? 😫

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Love that! Fingies crossed we all get our dues soon! 🤞

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Relatable as hell tbh

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Oh fuck, I haven't posted for a year 🤣 Hi, I'm alive!

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Finishing school? Absolutely not, you're end game. This is their failing, not yours.

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

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a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is looking at the camera .

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Ah yes. Men. I can guarantee you're worth ten of whoever they fumbled you for!

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Imagine having a monopoly on a cool Medieval combat word

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

People don't say twain enough

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

👀👀👀

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Ooof. Sorry to hear that

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Love this for you bestie

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a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

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a police officer is wearing a yellow vest and tie and making a funny face .

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

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a cartoon character says " oh dear god no " in front of a crowd

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Yes, it protects you from bumps and bruises, or if you burn, grants you a swifter death. Its a win win

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Bringing a roll of bubble wrap over to coat you in bestie

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Check out I Disagree if you haven't already!

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Lucky him!! 🤞

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

How set is the 6'3" rule? 👉👈

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

SO VERY TALL AND/OR SHORT

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

On the other hand... 5'11".

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I know, you continue to break my heart 😭

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

We need to find a game to play together Wolverton, its been far too long 😭

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Can we recreate this IRL please

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I laughed so hard at that 😂

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

How are they going to know if whoever applies is a woman or not? 😂

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

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a group of people are gathered at a party with balloons

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Hotel? Trivago.

Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

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a pink cartoon character with a long tongue hanging out

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Phil M (he/him) @phillyriot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

You first diva ✌️

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🎃 Shaun N. 🪦 @thatshaun.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Me, every day, for the next four years: